Chapter 26: Of Apples and Pies

written by TheCrimsonDM

The next morning Applejack woke up in the middle of a pile of warm fur, naked bodies, and sticky substances clinging to her. Looking around she saw Celestia's head right next to her own, then she saw Luna's, and Fluttershy... and Spike laying on her belly.

“Oh what in tarnation did Ah do last night?”

Celestia purred. “Made us all, very, very happy.”

Applejack could barely remember it. They watched a movie, played some games, and then... she started to feel hungry, but food wasn't cutting it. Soon the atmosphere changed entirely and next thing she knew she was being dicked by a dragon while watching two sisters eat each other out overhead.

“Well... Ah think Ah recken Ah got mah answer then.” She was going to need to have a talk with Twilight after this, she didn't realize until it happened to her how easy it was to just get lost in lust like that. She didn't even know it was happening until...

Today was going to be a long long day.

***

Twilight had woken up in the warmest blanket she'd ever felt, also the tightest. Rarity had coiled around her and Rainbow in the night and held them close to her. When they all woke up, Rarity went back to her pony form as they got cleaned up. Twilight left soon after that, she needed to do something, something right away.

She made her way to Sugarcube Corner, and found the bouncy pink mare sitting there waiting for her like always. “Good morning, Twilight. I already made some coffee and pancakes for us.”

“You were expecting me?”

“Knee wobble ear twitch butt jiggle.”

“Right, pinkie sense.”

“Come on in, silly filly.”

Twilight followed her inside and they went right for the kitchen. The bakery didn't open for another couple of hours so they had plenty of time to talk. Once in there, Twilight explained what she felt was appropriate about the current situation. Which really didn't amount to much but enough.

Pinkie whistled. “So what your saying is, you still love me, still want to bang my bouncing butt, but if you do, I'll turn into a monster of some sort like you.”

“Maybe not like me, but... yes.”

“Sweet.”

“Sweet? Aren't you scared?”

“Nah, not really. Listen, Twi, Dark, I am already crazy right? I'm on like six kinds of medications for my mental stuff, and the side effects are usually that I gain a lot of weight, so I bounce around as much as I can to burn it off. You aren't going to drive me anymore crazy, and monster-fillies get to live for a very long time. So I'll get to love you forever and ever.”

“Yes that is... how it works.”

“So I'm down to clown. Whenever you are.”

Twilight shrugged. “I've fed really well recently, I don't need to jump into anything...”

“But do you want to?”

“... kinda... but you work in like an hour.”

“Oh trust me, it's not the first time I've been late to work for this reason. At least this time it's not because I'm 'paying' rent to the Cakes in their bedroom.”

“Why would paying rent take over an hour? Are they really bad at counting?”

“Oh you're so cute. Come on, let's go up to my room, and have some fun.”

Twilight shrugged, got up, and then stopped herself. “Wait, we need to go on a date first.”

“Twilight Sparkle, I did not just make you pancakes out of the goodness of my heart this time, this is our date.”

“OH... well then, uh... cool. Hehe...”

Twilight followed Pinkie Pie upstairs, the mare made no effort to hide her rump, and even left her tail lifted up and to the side the entire time. She smelled like cupcakes, and that ponut looked ready to be eaten. It took some effort to not just take Pinkie on the staircase, but she kept her cool all the way up until she got into the bedroom.

Then she had to sit down, and hard.

“Spike!”

Spike was on the bed, smoking some kind of cigarette with rainbow smoke trailing off of it. He coughed a few times as he sat up. “Twilight?”

Pinkie clapped her hooves together. “Threesome time!”

Spike quickly put the smoke out and put it on Pinkie's nightstand. “Pinkie, you didn't say our third was Twilight.”

“I didn't'? Oops.”

Twilight had to blink a few times, ignoring Pinkie for a moment she focused on Spike. “Spike the Dragon, you are not allowed to smoke.”

“It's just sillyweed Twilight, half of us smoke it for fun, even Celestia. Pinkie does it for medical reasons.”

“I will have a conversation with Celestia later.”

Pinkie groaned. “Twilight, stop being Twilight for a moment and just have sex with us already.”

“Pinkie, this is more important than sex.”

Spike face palmed. “Twilight, you can get mad later. Its best not to leave Pinkie Pie hanging too long. That's how she starts orgy parties.”

“What's an orgy party?”

Pinkie giggled. “Its a 'we're not allowed to talk about it' kind of party.”

Twilight stared at her, realization slowly coming to her as she figured out for the first time what that party was really about. Well she would have to deal with processing that later. “Pinkie, I'm in enough self-control to not just ignore the smoke thing.”

Pinkie shrugged. “Little bro literally creates smoke when he breathes sometimes. I didn't think it would be a problem when he makes smoke himself right.”

Twilight opened her mouth to retort then stopped short... “Dragons are immune to the adverse health effects of smoking...”

Spike nodded. “Totally.”

“I... I'm sorry. I sometimes forget your not a pony, you won't hurt your lungs smoking things. But I would still prefer you not...”

“Not smoke until I'm older, Twi, I can fuck, I can smoke.”

“I... know... okay... okay, let's just.... forget about the smoke thing. I'll talk to Celestia later, she can explain it to me. Though I'm starting to think she's sometimes wrong. For now, let's do what Pinkie said, and uh... get this show on the road.”

Pinkie Pie jumped onto the bed making Spike bounce. “Yes! Now Spike, go stick it in her butt, and she can eat mine out.”

Spike gulped. “Uh, you mean uh, her first?”

Twilight walked over to the bed. “I would rather you put it in the other place, but if you really want to use my rear end you can, Celestia's helped... stretch that out a bit. And you don't look too big to hurt me.”

Spike pointed a claw at her. “Hey, it's plenty big.”

Twilight leaned over, her lips growing close to his. “Big enough to feel good, but not too much for an innocent little mare like to handle right? You can make me feel all better.”

Spike gulped, but leaned forward. His lips touched Twilight's and sent a shiver of smoky delight down her face. His member sprung to life, a little larger than she remembered, but still something she could work with. Once they pulled away Twilight licked her lips. “You taste as smokey as I always imagined.”

“You really have thought about this haven't you?”

“Spike, I love you, more than I should, but I can't help how I feel.”

“I... I love you too, Twi... I'll use the hole you want me to... first.”

“First?”

Pinkie giggled. “Oh didn't you know, he has the refractory period of Rainbow Dash, he just keeps going and going and going.”

“Whats a... refractory period?”

Spike stood up, his member hanging right in front of Twilight's face, it smelled incredible. “I'll show you. Now get on the bed and AH!”

Twilight was already lost in thought, sucking on his lolipop before he could even finish his sentence. It was as smokey, hot, and delicious just like she always imagined. Sucking, gulping, and wrapping her tongue around it, this was the treat she always wanted.

Pinkie shrugged and got behind Twilight, spreading Twilight's rear open wide she plunged her face forward and got to work having herself a nice heaping helping of Twi pie. This was a good morning indeed.

***

Twilight walked out of the Sugarcube Corner, after a nice hot bath in Pinkie's tub, not a new occurrence by any means but the context was new. She felt refreshed, full, and confident. However, she felt in control. Like she knew what she wanted, how to get it, and where to get it.

Looking out on the horizon she saw a familiar orange earth pony walking toward her. That confidence came crashing down in a heartbeat. Once Applejack was there they found they couldn't look each other in the eye.

Twilight spoke first, “I'm sorry.”

“Ah know, Sugarcube... so am Ah.”

“You didn't do anything though.”

“No, but ah think Ah get it now. Ah understand more about what yer going through. After last night Ah realized maybe... maybe Ah should give ya a chance.”

“Both of us?'

“Ah don't recken Ah can pick 'n choose do Ah?”

“Not really, we're kind of stuck together.”

“Then yes.”

“So when do ya wanna go on a date?”

“Asking me out already heh... how about now?”

“Its your day off right?”

“Nope, but ah ain't working today. Need some time t' relax. And Ah figure yer a good way t' relax. Lets go to Filly Hill.”

“I'd love that... also can I ask why you smell like half the ponies I know?”

“Why do you smell like Pinkie Pie and Spike?”

“Good point.”

“Guess we're both monster-fillies now huh.”

“But we're still friends.”

Applejack leaned in and nuzzled Twilight's cheek. “And more. This is our second date, and Ah am much more open minded on that.”

They walked away together with Twilight feeling a lot better than before. Maybe today was really the best day ever.

The pair walked out of the town and to the little grass covered hill beside an old oak tree that the group often visited for picnics and the like. Once there she was surprised to see a picnic basket and cloth already laid out for her. She could faintly smell the scent of frosting and cupcakes in the air.

“How did Pinkie...”

“Don't ever ask with that mare, Ah learned to just accept she can do anything an' everything an' Ah'll never understand it.”

Twilight almost found herself concerned about what kind of monster-filly Pinkie would turn into. That mare was already a miracle worker, now she might be ten times more dangerous. Well until then she was going to just sit down and enjoy herself.

The pair sat down and before long they had bottles of beer, sandwiches, and long conversations to keep them talking and laughing. Twilight hung on every word that Applejack had to say, from her life on the farm, to how hard it was to raise one filly, now she had two of them. This mare was like pure magic to her. Only after she'd stopped talking did Twilight snap out of her trance.

“Twi, you okay?”

“S-sorry its just... your... your so amazing. You've always been so amazing... I got to admit, I always kinda wished I could be you.”

“Be me?”

“Your so strong, collected, motherly, sisterly, you take care of the town, you never show off, and you always seem to have a calm and collected head. I remember, when you held my hooves as I dangled off the cliff and looked me in the eyes and told me it was okay... I never felt safer, well only with Celestia but no other pony made me feel that safe.”

“So you really do love me.”

“How could I not? I love all of you, I always will.”

“You really did scare me that night.”

“I know, I know and I'm so sorry. Darklight doesn't... she's never really had to converse with ponies, she's never been rejected before, so she didn't know how to handle it. Its not an excuse but... an explanation.”

“Twi, are you positive that you and Darklight are separate ponies?”

“I don't know.”

“Well... I know I've seen you talk to yourself in the mirror before. Long before any of this even. Sometimes you did seem to become a different pony for a moment. Sometimes yer darn scary. Sometimes yer the most heroic pony Ah've ever met. Yer a mystery Twilight Sparkle, and Ah'd like to unravel that mystery.”

“I'd like that too.”

Applejack leaned forward, her face grew closer to Twilight's. Inch by inch, until their lips were only separated by a hair, her hot apple flavored breath fell upon Twilight's lips and made her quiver. “Then let's unravel each other.”

“Is... is it okay to do the sexy things now?”

“Sure is.”

Twilight leaned forward, their lips met, and before Twilight knew it, she was laying on her back with Applejack riding her. She let Applejack have full control, and submitted to every motion, every kiss, and every touch of her new lover. They probably shouldn't have been love making like this out in the wild, but there was no stopping it now.

At one point Applejack even surprised her, licking Twilight's horn in addition to grinding against her. The secondary touch was enough to make Twilight scream out in pure bliss. Her body shaking, shivering, and ready to explode from the purest pleasure she'd ever felt. Just as Twilight reached her climax, screaming out to the heavens, her horn's glow became so bright that she was blinded by it. A moment later, she disappeared, letting Applejack fall to the ground, looking quite perplexed by the orgasmic teleportation spell.

“Now where on Equestria did that filly go to?”

Author's Note

Now she's had her cake (and pie) and eaten it too, what will Twilight do?