The Derpy Massacre

Derpy walked in her house.

Oh celestia what a day iv'e had...

. Docter Whooves came up and said

There you are!

. Docter Whooves leaned over to kiss Derpy.

Whoa whoa whoa.... get away from me

Derpy exlaimed. Docter sighed

Derpy what's the matter?

. Derpy responded

I'll tell you what's the goddamn matter... you won't get the hell away from me.

. Derpy walked past Docter Whooves.

Oh and docter...

.

what?

Docter Whooves asked.

Fuck you!

Derpy yelled. Derpy then quickly pulled out a gun and shoots Docter Whooves brains out. Derpy lightly chuckled but then Dinkie pulled on Derpy's leg. Derpy quickly responded.

GTFO!!!

. Derpy then saw Dinkies brains splattered all over the walls from Derpy pulling the trigger on Dinkie unsuspectedly. Derpy stared at Dinkies body for awhile... but then she suddenly gave a quick, forced, loud ha.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. Derpy then heard a knock on the door.

SHIT!!!!

. Derpy quickly threw open the door grabbed the two policeponies and yanked them in then Derpy shot both of them in the head after slamming the door closed. Derpy knew the cops were gonna be on her ass so Derpy took a missle launcher. Ran out the door when it hit midnight. Derpy blew up her house, then she threw the missle launcher, the impact of it caused a boom but Derpy was unharmed. Derpy bolted to cloudsdale. Derpy said to herself.

Next stop, Rainbow Factory