The Derpy Massacre

Derpy arrived at cloudsdale.

hmm

. Derpy took out ?another? missle launcher and aimed at the walls of the Rainbow Factory. Derpy took a blood pack out and spread it on the clouds. it read:

Fuck you all

Derpy ran into the Rainbow Factory while they where in the middle of draining a pony of its color. Everybody was already worked up of course frome the explosion. Derpy took out two machine guns and started shooting everypony there.

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

Derpy got shot shot over 10 times but Derpy shook all the bullets off like they were nothing. Derpy jumped over millions of spectrum. Derpy wasnt scared... she kept on killing. Derpy took out her missle launcher again and that seemed to do the trick. DERPY KICKED THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!! Derpy ?drank? the rainbows and yelled

You shits are way to weak for my superior awesomeness.

. With everypony dead in the rainbow factory.... there were no more rainbows... Derpy later told EVERYPONY in ponyville that horrifying secret of a factory... the only reason Derpy knew about it was because Derpy overheard the talking about it when Derpy was really young. Derpy went back back to cloudsdale but not for long. Derpy just went back to examine the entire Rainbow Factory without anypony trying to kill her. Derpy took off her "Rainbow Dash mask" and grabbed one of the Rainbow Factory workers suit. She put it on then ripped her "Rainbow Dash mask" in half. Derpy then went back to ponyville... unsuspected...