The Derpy Massacre

Finally Derpy has arrived at ponyville after that random shit that happened between Derpy and Princess Celestia. After that Derpy was still killing anypony that. Derpy was completely unstoppable (or so they thought) and nightmarish.

It has been a year since Derpy has killed Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, shitload of workers at the Rainbow Factory, anypony within the range of the mini-nuke I shot, and over 2,000 other ponies. Derpy has grown bored of her epic killing spree. Mainly because Derpy has finally been found out publicly. Derpy ended up killing WAY more ponies than expected after being found out publicly. Derpy moves on, as in she finally stops. Derpy ends up "retiring" from her massive killing streak. Derpy stops wearing that suit she got from the Rainbow Factory. Derpy just now acts like plain old... Derpy.... the one we all know and love. Derpy was never found out to be... Derpy due to the suit. Everybody just assumed... the killer was gone for good. Very few suspected Derpy because of her "disappearance" during the killer was... well... killing, but they later thought past it. This killing spree ruined Equestria in so many ways. Derpy was obviously badass... in every way of her fighting style... simply "flawless". Derpy was not one to be messed with, that's for sure, but no one really known that. Derpy was found out by the Main ~~Six~~ Five. Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, ~~and Rainbow Dash~~. This was something Derpy didn't hope for... discovery of her true identity. Derpy simply said

Are you fucking kidding me? I finally stop killing people but it just so happens that 5 idiotic ponies find out my identity... well...I better go kill those assholes before they tell everypony that remain.

Derpy can't wait until midnight... it's to risky. Derpy puts her suit back on and heads out. Derpy breaks into Twilight's house and picks up a knife. Derpy slowly approaches but Twilight suddenly wakes up from her sleep and yells

NOW!!!

Derpy is shocked. Pinkie Pie charges at Derpy and so does Applejack and also Rarity with her horn armed. Derpy easily lays them out cold. Twilight stiffens Derpy so she can't move, and then fluttershy has... a bear. Twilight decapitates Derpy with her magic and the bear rips up Derpy's body and head. Twilight is glee'd that Derpy is finally gone, but Twilight has to aid Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie for they were only knocked unconscious. Everypony in Equestria is quickly informed and they are are so happy! As for Princess Celestia's, Rainbow Dash, and... well everypony's deaths, they mourn endlessly. No more rainbows, possibly no more day, and rare weather change. This was a sad breakthrough in everypony's life. For the only good thing in all of this... is that Derpy is gone.

The End