The Derpy Massacre

Derpy continued walking through ponyville. Derpy was later surprised when Princess Celestia appeared right in front of Derpy. Princess Celestia looked extremely angered.

Yo Celestia.... you alright.

Derpy spoke. Princess Celestia quickly demanded

COME WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. Derpy knew what was up. Derpy yelled

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!! DAMN CELESTIA!!!!!! FUCK YOU, I'M NOT GOING WITH YOUR SORRY ASS!!!!!

. After Derpy said that, she couldn't stop Princess Celestia from forcing her to appear at canterlot with her powers. Derpy responded to the action

Damn it Celestia!! What the hell do you want from me!?

. Princess Celestia began to speak firmly

Oh, derpy..... you know exactly why...

. Derpy was obviously pissed off. Derpy then swiftly kicked Princess Celestia in the face, leaving a bruise. Derpy pulled out a mini-nuke gun. Princess Celestia gasped. Derpy then yelled

Now Celestia... shut the fuck up and i won't blow you the fuck up... got it asshole?

. Princess Celestia got even more than just angered... Princess Celestia was going insane with anger.

Foolish Derpy, you have no right to threaten ME!!!!

. Princess Celestia got slightly bigger, darker, and a shitload more scarier. Princess Celestia's eyes turned bloodshot red and she yelled at the top of her lungs

AND NOW DERPY, I SHALL TERMINATE YOU AND REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTENCE ENTIRELY

Oh shit

said Derpy. Derpy bolted at the Princess Celestia while Princess Celestia shot lightning bolts at Derpy. Derpy got to Princess Celestia and jabbed a knife in her neck. Derpy ran out of canterlot and shot a mini-nuke at the castle.(Where they were battling) Princess Celestia was princess no more. This had a MAJOR impact on all of Equestria... it will never be the same.