Lunar madness

Author's note: I gave Luna's other form a name.

Discord wasn't even past the window sill when he put up the invisibility cloak.

"Let me go, do you know who I-" Spiderman was mumbling under his mask when discord put his paw over the front of his mask.

"Be quite, or they’ll know where here."

He stopped struggling and looked up.

Celestia was flying out the window alongside Luna.

Who looked down and squinted as if trying to look at something.

"Sister, do you smell that?" Asked Luna turning to her sister.

She sniffed the air once and looked down.

After some silence Discord reappeared holding Spiderman at arm’s length.

"What did you eat!?" He coughed.

"I don't know, lol."

"Oh, well great know your definitely going back, as soon as I find the chapter in the book for that."

"Discord, why did you bring him here?" Celestia asked flying up to Spiderman who was looking at her.

"I brought him here to brighten things up. You said you were stressed so I brought him here to... well you know."

"You must be wondering what's going on, is that right?" Celestia asked keeping her distance from the noxious fumes.

"Not really, lol." He shrugged.

"Lol? What does that mean?"

"I don't know, lol."

"I see, in the meantime Discord will watch you."

They both turned to each other.

"Ok, not like I give a fuck."

"Could you please not use such foul language?"

"I'm not the one being a racist!"

"What? I haven't-"

"Admit it!" He freed one arm to point at her.

"I have-"

"Admit it!"

She rolled her eyes in annoyance before doing what he said. "Yes-"

"Admit it!"

She charged her horn pointing it at him.

"Hey, I’m the one who’s supposed to have my horn pointing at you."

She raised her horn back up to look at him before realizing what he said making her blush.

"Discord get him away from the castle, before he causes any more trouble. And before I burn him from existence."

"Too late! I’m already on fire."

Discord chuckled at his joke before teleporting back to Ponyville's Whispering Oaks library.

"Hey Twilight! I’ve got someone for you to meet!"

She looked up to Discord from the book she was reading and saw him holding Spiderman.

"Hey."

"What is that!?" Twilight screamed aiming her book at him ready to throw it.

"Twilight, 60s era Spiderman. 60s era Spiderman, Twilight."

Discord let Spiderman go to let him walk around.

And as expected he escaped.

"Quick get him!" Discord yelled diving through the window after him.

Twilight also jumped through.

Two minutes later, back at Canterlot.

Discord popped into the throne room with Twilightsparkle.

Both of the Princesses gasped.

Discord was hogtied, one of his wings were bent backwards, he had a black eye and a red lump on his head, he was also missing all of his teeth with the exception of his snaggle tooth and some of the spines on his tail were missing.

Twilight had her head webbed to her tail, she also sported what appeared to be bite marks, her nose was bleeding and a few of Discords teeth were lodged in her left front leg.

"By the stars and moon, what happened!?" Luna nearly shrieked.

"Ohhhh... it hurts so much." Discord moaned.

"What did he do to you!?"

"He managed to beat both of us." Twilight said cutting the web with her magic before cutting Discord free.

"Ow." He mumbled hitting the floor.

Luna rushed over to Discord and began stroking his head. "Don't worry well get him back, Dead or alive."

"Sister do you think that is wise?" Celestia asked healing Twilight.

"Yes! Look what he managed to do to my little diizzy-wizzy and your student!"

"Twilight, did you atleast try and use your magic?"

"Yes, but I couldn't catch up with him and he kept shooting web in Discord’s eyes."

"I must say, he is an impressive advisary, beating both the Element of magic and god of chaos in less than... two minutes."

"Tried... talking... got mad... so much pain." Discord said slightly lifting his head up only to fall back into his lovers lap.

"I hope you learned your lesson discord about bringing transdimentional beings here."

He gave only a one eyed blink in response before slowly snapping his fingers.

His wing snapped back into place, his eye healed and new teeth and spines popped into their rightful places.

"I am so going to squash that bug." He growled.

"Princess, he also wanted to give you a message." Twilight squeaked trying to get even closer than she already was.

"Does it have any of that foul language in it?"

"No, no... He wanted to tell you that... run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Spiderman."

"He’s going to be fried if I see him again." Both Luna and Discord said.

"Very well, you two may search for him. In the mean time Discord; look up how to send him back."

"I'll make sure to send him back in pieces!"

"What happened to you don’t hurt ponies?"

"He's not a pony."

"Hey."

Everyone turned around and saw Spider man there lying on the window sill.

He spoke only one line before swinging off.

"My body is ready."

Discord yelled and flew after him, Luna turned back into her more Nightmare Bloodmoon self and went with him.

Two minutes later Discord and Bloodmoon came back.

Discord had both of his horns snapped off, parts of his fur and scales also torn off, another black eye, a burn mark, a large red area on his chest and the end of his tail missing.

Bloodmoon, had part of her horn clipped, a bloody gash on her cheek, what looked like a broken leg and wing, a black eye, a few gashes on her side and feathers hanging off loosely.

"This is humiliating." Said Bloodmoon.

"It could have been worse." Discord shrugged healing them both.

"How?"

"You still have all of your teeth."

"Good point."

"I'll send for the guards. Now I know he needs to be captured." Celestia said walking over to Luna now.

"I agree, we can't let him wander around freely." Twilight said.

"Discord we need you to research how to get him back now. Discord?" Celestia asked looking around where Discord was only to see a note.

"Dear Celestia, I’ve gone to go read the entire book. I also took Twilight to help point out flaws in it.

Discord.

P.S. Twilight says hi."

"It's good he's finally taking responsibility."

"I hope another human like him doesn’t appear ever again." Luna pouted stomping the floor in frustration making it crack.

"I do to; is there anything I can do to comfort you?"

"I could an ice cream."

"What kind?"

"It doesn’t matter, it's for my ass."

"Luna! Language."

"I think I deserve one curse for what has just happened."

"I suppose your right. Come along then, let's go see what we can find."