Lunar madness

Discord was silently eating alongside Celestia and Luna.

No one dared to make a sound because if he was there, then he would strike.

"I'm going to Ponyville, do either of you want to come?"

Luna stood up and stood by his side while Celestia only shook her head once in response.

In a second they were greeted by almost three-fourths of the town looking over, smiling and waving.

"So, who should we tell first? Because I think Pinkie might get it around faster."

"Get what around faster?"

They both turned to see the energetic party pony along with Applejack, Twilight, Rainbowdash and Rarity.

"That you’re all going to the Grad Galloping Gala!" He announced with his arms up in the air.

"Why would we ever-" Rarity started but was cut off.

"Listen, it's mandatory. That is of course you like that Show-off Spiderman around?"

"You mean the one who beat me up?" Twilight heaved.

"The one who hog tied Big mac?" Applejack scowled.

"That ruffian who was playing with my drapes?" Rarity hissed.

"That weird guy who’s was eating all of my cake? Oh, wait that was me." Pinkie giggled.

"That weird red thing that kept calling me gay? Whatever that means." Rainbow shrugged.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes. The one and only wall-crawler will be caught there. I just need you all to help set up a trap."

"How could we help?" Asked Pinkie.

"If I can't restrain him, were going to either send him to the moon or turn him to stone and send him back in pieces."

"Good luck with that asshole."

They all turned and saw Spiderman standing next to-

"Fluttershy daring, why are you standing next to that ruffian?"

"Because he's been teaching me how to use these." She pulled out her num-chucks.

"Why would you ever want to learn martial arts?"

"I don't know; I was just jealous of you. So long feather brains!" She actually yelled before having Spiderman grab on as she rocketed into the air.

"She even did a sonic rainboom! That's my shtick!" Rainbow yelled chasing after the dynamic duo.

Or the double D's.

"You all might want to call the hospital." Discord said.

"Why?" Asked Applejack.

"Call critical care, immediately."

"Discord can we go before, he comes back?" Luna asked slightly shivering.

"Yes, that is a great idea."

He teleported them both into the castle's kitchen where Luna was already digging through the fridge.

She pulled out a slice of vanilla cake before dumping pickles and Prench dressing on it.

"Luna, why are you putting that on cake?" Discord asked watching as she crammed almost the entire piece into her mouth.

"I just had this craving for it. Did you want some?"

"No, I think I’ll get my own food."

He opened the freezer and pulled out a tub of chocolate ice cream which he immediately started to eat.

Luna was staring at him with an almost hysterical expression.

He raised his eyebrow to that and with the spoon still in his mouth he asked the question that sent her to the floor.

"What?"

She fell over laughing and squirming.

"That's the ice cream... from earlier!"

"The one that had your flank in it?" He asked slowly looking down at the tub.

"Yes." She said calming down enough to get up.

"I thought it tasted familiar." He said before continuing to eat it again.

"I’m not sure if I should be flattered or disgusted."

"Probably disgusted. By the way you might want to watch out for Cookie, he loves cake."

"Squee!"

"Ahh! get him off!"

"Cookie no! Bad dodo!"

Discord dropped the tub before pulling Cookie off Luna and teleporting him to Celestia's room.

"I think, we should get him fixed." Said Luna spitting out a silver feather clump.

"Now that's just inhumane. He's not attacking anyone important besides you."

"He attacked my sister earlier."

"He's not attacking anyone important besides you."

She rolled her eyes before getting up.

"Come along discord, we need to plan."

"Already ahead of you. I thought it all out when we got here."

"So what are we going to do?"

"Were going to cause a lovey-dovey scene he'll come out, I’ll put a shield around the room and then teleport everyone one else out. Leaving him there with the Element's, me, you, the guards and Celestia."

"That's actually very thought out."

"Yes I’m an evil mastermind, but I’m the lovable kind." He said grinning.

"Yes you are. So what are we going to call him or her?"

"What?"

"The foal. Our child."

"Ah yes! I was thinking if it was a boy, Orion buzz saw."

"Buzz saw? Why that?"

"Trust me, if he takes after me in any way mentally, he'll love a good saw."

"And if it's a girl, I was hoping to call her Apollo strife."

"We'll I think that's a grand name. Don't you guy's think so to?"

"Are you doing that wall breaking thing again?"

"No, I’m talking to the guards and Celestia who are hiding behind the doors listening like they were last night."

The doors slowly swung open revealing a nervous Celestia and two guards smiling like idiots.

"Hello Celly. Enjoy the poetry last night; I know your guards did."

"I...um, yes. It was wonderful."

"Good, now I must be going. Someone needs to catch the lightning and it won't be any of you, especially Luna since she is in the condition she is."

"Are you saying I’m fat!?"

"No, but you may want to get rid of your sisters cake. It seems to do her more bad than good."

"Why you little lizard!" Celestia yelled before charging him.

He teleported out and she slipped on some Prench sauce causing her to fall face first into the tub of ice cream.

Discord reappeared outside of Banana's and Dinky's house.

He strolled up to the door and knocked gently.

Before long the door opened and a grey pegaus opened it with a large grin on her face.

"Hey Discord! I didn't expect to see you here, why are you here?"

"I need your help to catch lightning."

"Oh I’m sorry, but I’m allergic to lightning, it makes me break out in death." She shrugged.

"Don't worry Banana's I’m the one catching it."

She tilted her head to the side in confusion. “Why would you want to do that?"

"I need to catch... a spider. So do you know any good places?"

She scrunched up her muzzle and closed her eyes before opening them again in a happy smile.

"Town hall!"