Lunar madness

Both Discord and Ditzy were at town hall.

Discord made sure to put up an anti-lightning spell around an area roughly the size of Ponyville, with the exception of a bush at the edge of town for some reason.

"Are you ready!?" Ditzy asked from atop her cloud.

"Ready! Now fire away!" He called back up.

She started to jump up and down trying to catch the bolts as they went haywire.

He was trying to use his magic while at the same time catch them and before long he did.

Until he got struck in the face by a bolt of lightning.

He shot a stray bolt of magic through the air letting it explode in a white flash.

Ditzy flew down, worry, concern and guilt on her face.

"Discord are you alright!? Discord!"

He sat up and blew a puff of smoke out of his mouth before heavily chuckling.

"I'm not alright, I’m Discord." He said before falling down to the grown.

He wasn't unconscious, just lying there.

"I just don't know what went wrong?"

"Neither do I."

"You’re a klutz, that's what!" Yelled a colt in a newly formed crowd of ponies.

Discord immediately sat up, wiping away the burn mark.

"Which one of you said that?" He hissed making storm clouds form overhead unconsciously.

"Me! Why did you let that klutz shoot lightning here again?" Said a tan colt with a wrench for a Cutie mark.

"So I could get rid of a nuisance. One that will not go away until he is dealt with."

"And who might that be? Who do you need her to beat, a muffin?" The colt laughed until having a brick thrown at him.

It was a brown colt with a spikey mane, an hourglass Cutie mark and bowtie.

"You leave her alone!" He barked.

"Or what? You'll give me the time of day?"

"I'll give you three seconds before I move onto railroad spikes!"

"Please, you couldn't hurt a fly!"

"If I can't hurt a fly then that should mean you’re even less than an insect."

"Burn!" Called out a colt from the back.

"Ya, so what? Atleast I’m not dating some wall eyed imbecile."

Before the other colt could make a remark a bolt of lightning struck the other and sent him running away.

Everyone, even Discord looked up to see Ditzy standing on a cloud with anger clearly on her face.

"Thank you ditzy!" The brown colt yelled out before she flew down and hugged him.

"No problem doc."

"Who is this?" Discord asked with a pleasant smile.

"I'm Doctor Hooves. You can just call me the doctor."

"We'll thank you doctor. I was afraid I would have had to send an Ursa omega after him."

"No problem, now I think me, my wonderful Ditzy and Dinky need to go. Someone’s got to save the world from the Daleks, am I right?"

"Daleks?"

"You don't want to know. Would you mind getting Dinky?"

He nodded his head before Dinky appeared, utterly confused before seeing "The Doctor" and Ditzy.

"Hi dad!" She said running up to hug him.

"Hello Dinky, we need to go right now."

"Is it those meany Daleks?"

"I'm afraid so. Now come on, earth isn't going to save itself!"

He pulled out a "pen" before a blue box with the words, "Police Box" written on it appeared.

All three ran into it before it slowly started to disappear.

Discord could only stand there staring with his mouth hanging open and his left eye twitching.

"What just happened!?"

A Green mare walked up next to him and only said one thing before walking away.

"Same old, same old."

Discord Teleported to the only other pegasai's house he knew that its inhabitant wouldn't be scared of lightning.

Or have Spiderman near her.

He knocked on the door before realizing it was open.

He walked in and looked around.

Aside from the cloud pools and cloud there was nothing wrong.

He walked up stairs and saw the same thing. He did see the bathroom door creaked open and steam poring through the crack. He quickly made a blindfold and tried to go down stairs.

At the first step he tripped and went falling down the cloud stairs.

He landed in the wall with his head stuck and his legs sinking into the floor.

"Well that had to be the most pleasant fall I’ve ever had."

He took off the blindfold and was greeted by a cyan and red face.

"Why were you in my bathroom!?" Rainbowdash yelled in his face.

"I need your help."

"With what?"

"First, get out of my face; second I need you to shoot lightning at me."

"You want me to shoot lightning at you?"

"If you don't want to do it..."

"Of course I’ll do it!"

He was silently glaring at her enthusiasm.

"I...mean, of course I’ll do it. What are friends for?"

"You consider me a friend?" He asked as if he was about to get another kiss from Luna.

"Well duh. You saved Scootaloo, and any friend of hers is a friend of mine."

"Good, now where to find a storm?"

"How about that one out there?"

He turned around and saw storm clouds forming around Ponyville.

"Huh, I didn't know there was a storm scheduled for today."

"There isn't." Rainbow said now with fear in her voice.

"Uh oh."

"Uh oh! What does that mean!? What did you do!?"

"When Ditzy was shooting lightning at me a stray one nailed me in the head... I think I was thinking of the spell I used to bring Spiderman here."

"So there's going to be more of him?"

"Hopefully not. Let's just blame it on Twilight; I’m sure she's messed with nature like this before."

"Ya, let's just blame it on Twilight. Hey... wait, why isn't there any lightning or thunder?"

"Your right. Why isn't there any?"

"That's what I just asked."

"Don't get smart with me."

"I'll get smart if I want to."

"Then just admit you were just now reading more of those magazines."

"I was not!"

"Then what's that smell in the air? Because it certainly isn't pine and roses."

"So what if I do? Atleast I’m not the only one."

"And who else is there?"

"We'll while we were staying at Canterlot that one time I saw a few coltcuddler mags under Celestia’s bed, some fillyfoolers under Shining armors and a mix under Candace’s."

"You wouldn't happen to have seen any under Luna’s did you?"

"No, I even searched the place. Not a single thing, Celestia's room though..."

"Let me guess, she had rope, a gag and a whip." He said sarcastically.

"Ya."

His breathing stopped and he looked straight at her.

"Are you telling the truth?"

"I'm no Applejack but, I am telling the truth this time."

"Get a lightning bolt ready. I'm about to die of laughter!" He said before he started to laugh on the floor.

He turned every color of the rainbow before passing out.

“Lucky. He gets to bang the hottest mare in Equestria and live in a castle full of kinky royalty.”