Lunar madness

Author's note: The next Chapter will be in the future.

Discord was in his bed, Luna and Cookie in hers and Celestia was in hers.

Discord for the life of him couldn't believe what had happened.

First he win's and then Spiderman escapes, plus now there's a giant storm cloud and giant portal coming from it.

"Wait, portal!?" He yelled jumping through his portal leading to Luna's balcony.

The storm clouds were now swirling rapidly with a large white portal in the center.

There was a flash and a large object came out, flying towards Ponyville.

In Ponyville, five minutes earlier.

Twilight and the rest of the mane six were huddled together trying to figure out what to do.

"Alright, what do we know about the clouds?" Asked Twilight with her chalk board out.

"We know the pegasuses didn't make it." Applejack said.

"It's pegasai, and secondly we know that the pegasai can't even touch it." Said Rainbowdash.

"We know there’s a big portal coming out of it to!" Chirped Pinkie.

"Pegasai didn't make it, pegasai can’t touch it and-Wait what portal!?" Twilight yelled running up to her window.

Outside was a large portal with a object getting bigger and bigger in the view. Before long it emerged shrouding the town in light and shattering most of the lights in a thunderous roar.

All the ponies went outside to see what caused the noise and property damage.

"What is that?" Twilight yelled.

"I don't know! But it's getting closer!" Yelled Rarity.

Before they knew what was happening something flew out of the back and landed right in front of them.

It was atleast nine-eight easily rivaling Celestia’s size, it was black and white, it stood upright and had a set of horns on its faceless head.

It just stared at them before calmly walking into the street.

Right where the "thing" was about to crash.

Twilight swallowed a lump in her throat and approached it. "H-Hello?"

It turned around quicker that she could register and before she knew it she was being carried away back to her friends where "it" sat her down.

She nearly passed out from what happened next.

It spoke in a deep, smooth, but gentle voice.

"Stay." It said pointing at her and the rest before walking back to where it was before.

it pulled out two weapons from holders on its back and set them to the side before taking a stance that suggested that-

"It's going to catch that thing!?" Twilight yelled eliciting another response from the thing.

"That's right now stay back. I don't want any of you getting shrapnel stuck in your heads." it said before planting its feet firmly into the ground.

The object was now a few feet away and right before it hit, the thing it sent its hand through the front making the noise stop. It flipped over and the creature quicker than any one of the viewers could see jumped underneath and was holding it.

It set down the metal object back on the flat part before tearing a hole in it.

And come out with a large metal dragon.

The girls screamed and were surrounded by a pink soft substance.

Discord was standing over them.

"Who and what are you?" Discord asked the creature.

"Hold that thought, Rex could you get whoever that is falling?"

"Of course." The dragon replied before spreading it's wings and small bursts of flame shot out from small ports on the ends.

Seconds later it returned carrying a smaller biped.

It had long black hair, a tropical shirt and blue jeans.

"Who are you?" Discord asked impatiently.

"I am king Alexander of Velrain." The creature said before getting to one knee and bowing.

"And you?" Discord asked the smaller one.

"You can just call me weird al." it replied meekly.

"You’re not going to start causing chaos like 60s era Spiderman are you?"

The taller creature got up and put his weapons back on his back.

"We are stranger's here, we came here without purpose or option, we mean you no harm. Velrainian honor."

"I don't think I can do anything other than scuff the lawn."

"Well good. Now come along, girls you too. We need to get to the Gala to catch him."

"I can be of assistance." Said the taller biped.

"Why should we let you help!?" Rainbow yelled getting into its "face."

It huffed and crossed its arms. "I didn't let my escape pod crash into your town, I saved you lives and I'm offering my services for free."

"Fine, just let me teleport us there." Discord sighed.

In a second they all were at the Gala ball room.

"Alright you three go and hide." Discord said pointing at Alexander, Rex and Weird Al.

Alexander looked at Rex before they both just vanished while Al just ran backstage.

Before long Celestia and Luna along with hundreds of other guest came walking in.

Celestia and Luna walked up to Discord and the Elements with worried frown on their faces.

"Discord what happened?" Celestia whispered.

"Two more human's I think. One’s harmless the other's a king and he's offering to help with our little bug problem."

"A king? And he's helping? Why this is the best news I have yet to hear in centuries other than Luna coming back you getting encased in stone and you doing a history lesson."

"Two actually. Now I’ll just get things started."

Discord teleported up to the stage pulling out a microphone.

"Hello ladies and gentlemen! It is my pleasure to have you all here, unfortunately Blueblood will not be attending due to... unforeseen circumstances."

The entire crowd cheered, especially Luna and Rarity.

"Now then, I was hoping to start us off with a little poem I have written for my beloved."

A piano appeared next to Discord as a spotlight shined on him casting out his shadow and unseen to everyone else a horned one that moved away.

He began to play a few deep keys before moving to the higher ones.

"Princess Luna, Empress of the dark, fighter of the one's who lurk, protector of the ones who are in fright.

Princess Luna, princess of the night, one of lunar light, bringer of stellar delight. The one of serenity and peace.

Princess Luna, ruler of the late, silence and vaness. The one I love,

Princess Luna, my beloved my sweet, will you give what I desire, or will you see me away.

Princess Luna, I want to be yours because chaos and the night are just right.

Princess Luna, ruler of the moon, soon will I put a ring on your hoof?"

almost everyone was crying, Luna mainly smiling.

“Discord,” Celestia started. “You have my blessing.”

"Gay!" Called out a voice well known to Discord.

Discord smiled and teleported the guests out of the room and put up a shield.

"Welcome back, I was wondering when you'd get here. Now let's dance."

"Hell no, there’s no black chicks!"

"Well I do have someone for you to meet."

A large figure started to form in front of Discord.

"King Alexander, meet your target."

He only cracked his knuckles before charging Spiderman making the entire room shake with each step.

Spiderman jumped over him and used his webs to pull himself back trying to pull Alexander back. He landed on the floor with a thud before he realized Alexander was standing there.

He picked Up Spiderman and started to smash him side to side. He let him go flying through tables and into the doors. Spiderman got back up and shot out a line of web, Alexander side stepped it and grabbed it pulling Spiderman over.

He shot out another line of web and instead of grabbing it Alexander shot out a wall of flames. Spiderman tried on last time and got a direct hit on Alexander, he was pulling with all his strength until he realized he was pulling himself over.

Alexander Ran forward and tried to hit him with his horns but he still avoided them. He charged again and sent his fist into the ground making the room shake and the windows break.

"Fucker! You can't catch-" Spiderman was cut off as a large war-hammer connected with his head.

"Now what?" Asked Alexander looking down at the limp body.

"I don't know."

"Well, I’m guessing you all don't have any apple juice here would you?"

All the ponies, human And Draconequiss gave him the most confused looks imaginable.