Lunar madness

Discord heaved what air he could into his lungs.

He sat up and reaized he wasn't in Cloudsdale anymore. he was in the park.

With Spiderman looking over him.

"Hey."

"What do you wan't?"

"Weed, bitches and booze."

"I don't even care anymore, just leave me and my girlfriend alone. Celestia is all game."

"No way, i go after what i want."

"Could you not beat Luna up atleast, she is pregnant."

"Holy shit! She's pregnant!? The fuck didn't you tell me, i love kids!"

"Because i just want to send you back to your world. Now just leave me alone you ungateful psycho."

"Now hold on for one minute, that's it? The fuck not, this place is boring as hell."

"Are you saying you wan't to go back?"

"Fuck yeah! I can't do shit with my webs!"

"Well now your staying."

"This is Bullshit, no one grounds Spiderman."

"Atleast until we have a good fight!" Discord lunged at Spiderman who actually didn't dodge it in time.

They both wen't rolling out of he trees with Discord biting at his opponent while he was just punching him.

Discord grabbed him with his tail and started to smash him head first into the ground.

All he did was throw his arms in the air. "Lol, i'm a peanut."

He stuck out his webs and pulled himself free while spinning around to swing kick Discord.

Who shot out a wave of chaos magic and sent him flying through a wall.

Spiderman got up and slingshoted himseldf at Discord. He connected and now was pounding away at his face.

Discord shot out a ball of fire amking him go flying up. Spiderman shot his webs out and pulled Discord forward while aiming to land on his back. Discord got up and swiped him away with his tail.

Spiderman wen't sailing thorugh the air and landed in a bucket getting his foot stuck.

He ran up to Discord and did a round house kick.

And immediatly after doing so, Discord grabbed him by the chest and sent a few thousand volts of electricity coursing through his body.

He was barely awake before he head butted Discord who didn't even flinch.

"This is for Luna!"

"Well i'm right fucked arent i?"

Discord's talon started to glow and before Spiderman could utter another one of his famous line he was being pushed by a beam of yellow magic.

Discord walked over to the now unconcious body of spiderman and put him in a set of chain's, a iron maiden, (Without the spikes) and a titanium cage.

"Yes you are."

He teleported both Spiderman and himself back to Canterlot, directly into the throne room.

"Luna dear, i've brought you a present."

Both sisters were staring at Spiderman's unconcious body wide eye'd.

"H-How?" Luna barely mumbled.

"I had finally had enough, so i snapped."

"I must say Discord, from what he's done to you and Luna i'm impressed and grateful." Said Celestia walking up to the Discord and bowing.

Celestia the ruler and enemy of the sirit of chaos was now bowing out of respect.

"No one hurt's my little Whoona, i made a promise after all."

"And you followed it to the letter. I'm very proud of you for this, truly i am."

"You did this to protect me?" Luna said tears brimmin on her eyes. "Even when you knew you couldn't win?"

"Now hush, i one this time. Now come here aand give me a hug."

She rushed over and wrapped her forelegs around his neck.

"Ohhh." Said Spiderman just waking up.

"What the hell is this place?"

"Where do you think?" Asked Discord with a triumphent smirk on his face.

"Well, the traffic is hell, that one guy scared me to hell and it's hot as hell. So i must be in hell! And you all are my hellmates!"

"Discord could you com here for a second?" Celestia Asked with a mischevious smirk.

He bent down and she whispered a few words into his ear, which made him start to smile like a madpony.

He snapped his fingers and the metal surrounding Spiderman's legs disappeared.

"Bitch if i wanted a lap dance from a white hooker i would have gotten mary jane."

She rolled her eyes and bucked him with as much force as she could.

"My arachnids!"

His cage with him in it crashed through the two throne room doors and emebeded themselves in the wall.

"That's for trying to cuddle me."

"Bitch!"

She roled her eyes and walked back to the throne.

"Discord send him back." Said Luna bringing Spiderman back in.

"Gladly, but i still need a lightning bolt."

"Can't you just make a storm cloud?"

He face-pawed for not thinking of that before.

"Get ready web crawler, because now your going back to whatever pit you crawled out from."

The entire ceiling was encased in storm clouds and lightning started to flash leaving ear shattering thunder in it's wake,

Discord's eagle talon started to glow and soon lightning was flashing around him. He caughtone and sen't his magic flying towards Spiderman.

There was a giant flash and boom blowing outall thewindows and sending Discord into the thrones.

When they all woke up Luna was laying in her throne upside down.

Celestia's head was resting on Discord's lap with her tongue hanging out and snoring was heard coming from her.

"Ahem." Discord coughed waking Celestia up.

Her eyes slowly fluttered open, she yawned, she looked up and started to blush and scrape her tongue off with her hooves.

"I know how you feel, but have some dignity will you, Celestia?"

In the middle of the room was a large scorch mark resembling Spidermans logo.

Discord leaned back and gave a sigh of releif.

"You fucked up big time."

They all turned to see Spiderman standing on the ceiling.

"So long shitlords!" He gave them the one finger salute before jumping out through the only intact window shattering it.

Discord leaned back and gave a sigh of defeat.