Lunar madness

Discord quickly teleported right outside of the window, careful not to be seen.

And he saw it, Twilight face hoofing; only she didn't get back up.

"Eh, aw well. Now I suppose I needed to do this now anyway. It's time to help the one who made me snap. Fluttershy."

At her cottage, Fluttershy was fixing a salad for her "Angel" bunny.

Who promptly after receiving it, made it into her own personal hat.

"I'm sorry angel; I promise I'll put the peaches in it next time." She squeaked quietly.

"Oh, don't be sorry for him. He just threw a salad on you! If somebody did that to me, they'd have an angry mob of cotton mouth mouth's and horned dolphins with flaming chainsaws running after them."

She Panicked and went limp like a goat, only to see a small smile of an old foe.

"D-Discord? Um what are you doing here... if you don't mind me asking?"

He gave a sigh already telling she was going to be trouble. "You don't have to ask permission from me Fluttershy. And if it's alright speak up a little. And as for your question, I’m here to give you one favor. And I promise there are no catches."

"Oh., alright. Um I don't really need anything, really. But if you want to help, I need wood for my stove and furnace."

"Is the wood atleast close, because the last time I went out for wood, I was attacked by Timberwolves."

"Oh you poor little thing, are you hurt? If you don-"

"Can you not ask me if it's alright?"

"Ok... are you hungry or thirsty?"

"Well, I just did a live concert in a school house so I ‘m a little parched."

"I'll be right back, um you can sit over there on the coach if you like." She said quietly to his annoyance before walking into the kitchen.

He made his way over to the little couch and plopped his tail down, knocking into a little bunny in the process.

"Oh sorry, didn't see you there." He apologized sincerely.

The rabbit glared at him before extending his paw.

Discord went to grab it only to notice it wasn’t a hand shake. The rabbit was holding only his middle digit up, now with both paws.

"Why you little... erg! I already dealt with two foals today, I don't need any smack from you rabbit."

"Um Discord, I’m sorry but were out of the herb for the tea... sorry." Said Fluttershy hiding behind her mane.

"Then let's get some more. It can't be that hard can it?"

"Really? You want to go back into the forest, just for tea?"

"And crumpets, you can never have tea without crumpets!" He chirped happily flapping his little wings.

"Oh, well I know the way. It’s um... well follow me, please. If you don't mind?"

"Alright, lead on." He stood up while glaring at the rabbit leaning against the wall chewing on a carrot.

She went and picked up a wicker basket from beside the door and made her way out, followed by Discord who temporarily got stuck.

All the while Angel was watching, waiting for them to leave.

And as soon as the door closed. He jumped into his private room, dug under his bed, pulled the wooden floor up and flicked a switch.

A small disco ball slowly descended from the living room ceiling, and a little bar flipped out replacing the couch. The bartender, Winona.

He hopped onto the nearest stool.

"Make it a double today sugar lips." He said rubbing his head.

Back in the forest, both pony and Draconequis walked silently disturbed by the occasional snap of a twig.

"So, how's your day been aside from the near heart attack and salad hat?"

"Good and you?"

"I did a live concert in a school house, nearly made two students’ go lunar and took away Twilight's Cutie mark."

"You did what-"

"Don't worry it'll wear off in an hour. So are you hungry?"

"A little...why?"

"Because iI see some rather delicious flowers over there!" He said pointing at a patch of light blue flowers.

Her eyes widened in horror as he picked a couple up and ate them.

"Discord! Oh no, we need to get you a bubble bath now!" She actually said loud enough to disturb him.

"Why? These won’t do anything to me, you on the on the other hand might get a deep voice."

"That's poison joke though. What happens if it does something too you?"

"Who do you think made them in the first place?"

"You made them? Well their very pretty... if you don't mind me saying?"

"There not the only things either, I made the Ursas, Timberwolves, Manticores and phoenix's."

"Wow, you made all of them?"

"Why yes, the Ursa was more of an accident in my youth. The Timberwolves were a gift, atleast they were still pups then. As for the Manticores and phoenix's... I just got bored."

"But how are you not affected by the flowers?"

"I'm not completely unaffected; you see there is a certain trait in these that if you stay up through the night... well really weird stuff will happen. So don't eat them."

"Oh no, I couldn't and I wouldn't. They are-what is that?"

"What's what?" He asked chaos magic going through his eagle talon.

"Well this is odd..." She said moving over to a patch of plant next to the poison joke.

They had five parts sticking out of them with the longest in the middle.

"I don't know why but I think I’ve seen this before... but where?"

"Does it make good tea?"

"I think it does, why don't we get some of this and go?"

"Alright, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try something new for a change."

She picked grabbed a few leaves and let him teleport them back.

Straight into Angels party.

In the bed room where he was with Winona.

She looked around and shook her head smiling while Discord was vomiting in the bathroom.

Angel quickly covered himself up and Winona pulled the blanket over her chest.

"Now Angel, you know you don't have to wait for me to leave. And Winona, Applejack's starting to ask questions."

Her ears drooped before licking Angel on the cheek and running out the door to Sweetapple Acre's.

Discord came out of the bathroom holding his stomach.

"I think I would like some of that tea now." He said making his way to the couch.

"Oh ok... I’ll be right back." She said walking into the kitchen.

In twenty minutes the tea was done and Discords stomach was feeling much better.

"Thank you for this, I really needed it." He said taking a bite out of another crumpet.

"Your very welcome... I’m sorry you had to see that."

"The rabbit and the dog? I’ve heard the phrase "they’re going at it like rabbit's," but that was just ridiculous."

She was staring at his side with her mouth open. "Discord, do you see that purple cat too?"

He looked to his sides, back and top but found not a purple hair.

When he looked back at her he saw her eyes were red and she was slightly drooling.

"Fluttershy, do you remember what kind of plant this was?"

"No, but it's not like I give a flying-feather."

He raised his eyebrows to that last part. "Did you just curse? Wow, this is even stronger than poison joke."

"I wonder if it's as strong as you." She said leaning on his side and slowly climbing up.

"Ugh, Fluttershy I‘m sorry but, I’m afraid you'll have to climb down. Fluttershy are you even listening?" He eyed her suspiciously.

She had her front hooves wrapped around his neck, and back legs around his torso.

"You know you smell just like chocolate milk, I wonder if that's what you taste like to?"

He had enough of this foolishness from her. He snapped his fingers and her eyes cleared.

"What, huh? Where am I? Discord!" She squeaked as she realized she was holding him with her legs and quickly jumped off leaving an imprint on his chest.

"I'msorryi'msorryi'msorry..." She kept repeating behind her mane to hide her fierce blush.

"It's alright; I’m used to having the mares crawl on me. After all who could resist this?" He flexed his arms.

"I don't know. So I think i know what I want for my favor... that is if your still offering?"

"I am; what do you want?"

"Could you maybe come closer... if you don't mind?"

He leaned forward letting her whisper or talk in her part, into his ear. After she was finished his eyebrows were raised and he was stroking his beard.

"Are you sure that's what you want?" He asked unsure if she was joking.

She nodded and smiled expectantly.

He snapped his finger and a pink box with a yellow bow popped in front of her.

She smiled showing all of her teeth making a sound like a rubber duck before tearing the box to pieces revealing what was in it.

A white karate outfit with num-chucks.

"I think I’ve had enough insanity for one day. I’m going home to lie down."

“Discord, I remember where I know this plant from. I remember it when I was little; my mom called it… pot. I remember when my grandma drank all of my pot when I was staying with her.”

He sighed before teleporting back to Canterlot.

"Rarity's going to be so jealous!" Fluttershy laughed maniacally letting her eyes go in different directions.