just my little pink pony

I was too in shock to think logically, the only thing that came out of my mouth was “uh”.

I felt stupid, “really brain you have an interdimensional creature, pony, thing and all you could think of is uh”. after a few more minutes of my bickering on how stupid I was, I had not noticed that the little pink horse was still crying. I could not believe it the pink pony was non other than pinkie pie but something was off she did not look like her normal self, she looked less colorful but what got my attention was her hair, that’s what caught me off guard it was not its normal puffy curly hair like in the cartoon it was flat like in that one episode what was it called... oh yeah it was like in party of one.

I was just looking probably staring even, at the little pink pony with thoughts and questions coursing through my brain like “why is she here, why did my neighbor have pinkie locked in a box, why can’t I believe its not butter” the last thought made me jump back to reality and the reality is there is a small pony in my house and by small I mean smaller than the show depicts her. Pinkie look like she could be two or three years of old, the crying stopped and I was glad my reaction to having a small helpless animal in front of me no not just any animal it was a pony a pony from a cartoon for kids. I could not find a way to make sense of the whole scenario, I was too tired and too stressed to care anymore so I decided to sleep on the couch that was right next to me.

As I slept I dreamt that I had found my self my own pinkie pie and how I had to give up my life to raise it, well some of the life I still had any ways. I was awoken by the crying again and with that I realized it was not a dream. I got up to go tend to the crying filly, it felt like hours just trying to get her to stop crying and another few hours just trying to get her to eat. I eventually gave up trying to tend to her needs so I turned on the television to see if she would shut the hell up and what do yah know it worked, but I did not know what channel she was watching but as long she stayed quiet I was happy. I decided to take another nap before I had start working, luckily I am an architect so I can work at home so leaving pinkie alone was no problem, food on the other hand was going to be difficult the only fruit and vegetables I had where some carrotes and apples with a few rotten pears but I did not really care for the moment I was to damn tired.

I was going to lay my head down when I heard screams and a chainsaw noise come from the living room, I got up faster then a guy who ate ten viagra pills. I fell down the stairs trying to get down and check what the noise was, luckily I didnt break my neck but I did fuck up my arm though still hurts when I think about it but I did not care I wanted to know where that screaming was coming from. When I got to the living room all I saw was pinkie way to close to the tv watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I have completely forgot I left the dvd in last night and forgot to take it off I just hope pinkie didnt get any ideas from watching that movie.

I decided to make some consomé which is spicy soup with lamb Im glad my mom showed me how to cook If it wasnt for her I would be living of top romin and hot pockets. I of course took all the meat out of pinkies dish and all she had was the broth with some vegetables, I was dying from laughter when I saw her react to the spicyness of the soup but when she started to cry was when I decided not to give her anymore spicy food for a while.

When we where done eating I wanted to check pinkie out... no not like a pervert or anything but to check if she had all her stuff from the show. She did look like pinkie but her hair it was still flat and not all puffy It was when I realized she didnt have her cutie mark, I remembered that she got her mark and hair when rainbowdash did her sonic rainboom. I knew that the closest thing to that was a regular sonic boom and Im pretty sure pinkie would be more scared by the sound then by how it looks.

I tried talking to pinkie a few times but all she did was sigh, It made me feel bad knowing that she was probably sad or bored being here with me but I kept trying and trying to talk to her. The only time she talked to me was when she wanted to watch the tv I'd turn it on and get work on a few house designs but I would always get distracted by the constent screams of pain and sorrow from the movies she watched it started to freak me out a bit but I shrugged it off and let her do her things, I would occasionaly watch a few movies with her but I would always freak out when the blood stuff started to happen I would be squeezing pinkie pie hard enough to cut off curculation if it was a normal person she wasn't normal she was a pony a pony from a cartoon who was apparently into horror movies.

I have been living with pinkie for about three years and let me tell you she isnt the small little filly any more she has grown quite a bit not to her original height but shes a bit close to it. she talks more, mainly about the movies we watch, it scares quite a bit how she remembers all the gruesome parts but like always I shrugg it off. Today is her birthday well not her real one anyways it is the day I found her I wanted to throw her a surprise party to make her smile, when I told her that she could come down to see what I made her. I remember like it was yesterday probably because it was but thats besides the point this how it happend

"Hey pinkie can you come down for a sec"

"Why" she asked

"Because I said so now come down here before I woop you"

"No you wont your to soft like a marshmello *she giggles*". Man I hate it when she says Im soft it pisses me off but back to the flashback

"I SAID GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE NOW PINKIE!"

"alright alright you dont have to get all but hurt about it gosh now what do you want" her face man her face it was a kodak moment right then and there she was stunned when she saw the balloons and streamers. She was so happy that day it was the first time I saw her happy without having to use the tv or a movie. She hugged me saying thank you like a thousand times I felt good that day she ate all the food, the desserts, and the candy kept me wondering where she kept it all.

"Like all good things there is always the bad" I would tell pinkie she would just look at me and think Im crazy she wanted the party to keep going but I was too tired to keep partying plus some neighbours sent me a noise complaint so i stopped the party when they said they would call the cops. Pinkie started to cry when I told her the party was over, her crying was getting me annoyed to a point where I would chop my own ears off just to not hear her. I told her that she could help make my party when it was my birthday she smiled and went to go to bed thank goodness I wouldnt have to chop my ears off today.

I went to go tuck in pinkie I decided to give her her own room mainly because she's to big to sleep in the bed with me and pluss her hair would always get in my mouth making me wake up caughing up hair balls like a cat. I got to her room and told her good night she looked at me and gave me one last hug I couldnt help but smile.

"I love you pinkie now and forever" I gave her a kiss on her forehead and and got up to leave her room.

"I love you to daddy" she said I couldnt believe what she said it felt good knowing that someone or atleast something loved me. I left her room with a few tears rolling down my face. I went to my room and too take a nice long deserved nap.