a party to remember

So far my life with pinkie has made me a pretty decent guy more or less then when I was living by my self but everything is good in the hood.

Pinkie still remembered the promise I told her on her birthday that she could make me a surprise party, every time I looked at her she would smile and walk to another room as if she was hiding something, now Im not the kind of person to be snooping around in other peop....er I mean other ponies business but when you got an interdimentional daughter you kind of start looking around to make sure nothing is wrong.

Pinkie would always find me snooping around to see what she was doing but damn she was good at hiding stuff, i have lived in this here house for my whole life and I still havent found all the hiding places pinkie goes to when she wants to be alone.

Well today was my birthday how did I know well because pinkie pie woke me up by jumping on top of me to wake me up. I was pretty damn pissed to even remember that it was my birth day untill i went to the kitchen to get some coffee. I couldnt believe my eyes pinkie had made my living room and kitchen look like a carnival, there were balloons, streamers, cake, and other party favers it made my party for pinkie look like a piece a of horse crap with a candle on it.

I couldn't help but smile a big smile, my smile made jeff the killers and jokers smile look like a frown compared to my face. I quickly noticed that pinkie got some frosting on her flank so I decided to clean it off with some napkins, the frosting didn't come off it took me about 3 minutes to realize it was her cutie mark I jumped up and down in pride that my little pink pony has gotten her cutie mark.

Pinkie was confused about what was on her butt, she kept asking me what a cutie mark was so I told her its like an ass tattoo that tells what your special talent was.

After I told her that her special talent was throwing party she started to jump around with me everything was good till I heard a nock on the door, now let me tell you something the only people who come to my house are my sisters who by the way are my psychiatrist but it wasn't monday it it was friday so they where crossed out and the other people who would come over where uhm actually the only people who came where my sisters wow im lonely "I thought to myself"

The knocking on the door was getting louder like if someone wanted to get in eather with force or with tools. I told pinkie to wait in the top room so she wont be seen. she went upstairs and I went to open the door, the person who was out side was for some strange reason my neighbor who left about 4 years ago why he was in my front porch was weird to me, so i kept it cool and tried to act casual

"Hi Tom" "nailed it man nailed it now he won't think anything is wrong" I thaught to myself smiling on the inside.

"I know you have her" he said in a monotone voice. I honestly couldnt understand why he was sounding like he did last time I remembered he was always a happy go lucky guy he was like a human version of pinkie pie. I quickly jumped back to my current situation on how Tom knew that pinkie was here with me.

"I don't know what your talking about Tom so if you would gladly get the fuck off my property I would like to go back inside my house and watch tv" with that I quickly tried to close the door but Tom was a big mutherhubbered who for his size was pretty fast he pushed open the door causing me to fall on my ass.

"I KNOW YOU FUCKING HAVE HER NOW I WANT HER BACK!!" he said with fury in his tone. The only time I heard a man talk like that was when I used to work as a bartender back when I was in college the man in the bar said that a man took the love of his life and that he was going to kill him and her for making him act the way he was. I knew that Tom was pissed no not even pissed he was furios. I could see in his enraged eyes wrath was inside this man the only sin that kills and this man here he wanted to kill me for taking his pinkie.

I quickly stood up and backed away not wanting to be in his range, like any survival moment my instincts kicked in I could eather fight or flight this thing but both had their disadvantages if I faught with tom I would surely lose because of my fucked up arm from when I fell from the stair's trying to see what pinkie was watching and if I ran away from the fight he would surely take pinkie away from me.

"T..t..t.tom look their is n..n..no need for violence here w..w..we could work this out" I was to damn nervous to talk with out studdering. sweat was sliping through my face I nearly pissed my self when I saw Tom take out a big hunting knife

"Look man we could do this the easy way or the hard way" said Tom waving the knife in my direction "eather way Im getting pinkie back wether you like it or not" He didn't even let me make a choice not like i was going to make one eather but still he could have waited for me to talk back at least.

Tom came charging at my with the terrifying knife over his head all I could do was was jump out the way causing him to miss me barely. I wasn't lucky the second time he swung the knife cutting my arm not fataly but deep enough to hurt like a big B. Pinkie was watching the whole thing from the stairs she didn't even listen to me to go upstairs man if i survive this.. *I thought to my self*..if i survive this im going give pinkie pie a pretty stern talking to. When I noticed she was watching she didnt have terror in her eyes she had a huge smile over her face creeped the hell out of me but what she yelled out was the icing on the cake.

"RIP HIS BUCKING HEART OUT AND MAKE HIM SWALLOW IT DAD!!" I quickly went to the kitchen when Tom got distracted by pinkie. funny Tom thaught pinkie was talking to him he was slowly walking to pinkie with a wide crazy grin. I quickly got a cleaver from my knife rack and ran to the completely distracted Tom. Sad for him he never even got close enough to touch pinkie, I quickly swung the cleaver as hard as I could on his skull not instanly killing him but still enough for him to realize he was going to die. He started to yell out how he was the one who was supposed to raise pinkie pie not me he started screaming in pain when more and more blood started pouring out his head. I was cringeing everytime the blood would spurt out or when he let out a horrid scream, Pinkie on the other hand somewhat enjoying this I really had to make her stop watching scary movies 24/7.

As Tom lay on the floor convulsing I just stood in shock as in pinkie lay just humming a creepy tune (it sounded like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l08b6wofyA0 it always freaks me out). I didn't know what to do I have just killed a man well more like protected my self but killed a man anyways. I wanted to hide the body but pinkie quickly told me thats no use the police would find the body she told me to use sodium hydroxide to fully corrode his body to leave no traces.

"Pinkie what the hell I am not going to do that, i may be a bit bitter and mean to people at times but I have morals"

"Dad Dad call me pinkamena, pinkie is such a childish name now do as I say so we both don't get in trouble by the law' she said with little emotion on her face.

I couldnt believe my eyes and ears my own daughter being completely fine with manslaughter and hiding a body was telling me to call her, her full name which in my opinian was pretty damn creepy itself sounding like a name from children of the corn, she wanted me to kill Tom the thrill of actualy seeing something die infront of her giving her a rush of adrenalin I couldn't think straight I told pinkie....er pinkamena that she was grounded.

"Why?" she said in a surprised tone as she went back to her normal self.

"Because your loco in the coco right now, so just let daddy think for a few seconds"

"I HATE YOU!!!" yelled out normal pinkie as she left crying up stairs. I decided to do what pinkie told me it took about the whole night to get rid of the body and clean the whole decoration. I was tired, hurt, and overall scared from how the day turned out to be. Honestly this will be a party for me to remember always.