Okay you know how this kind of story starts. A guy bought something at a Convention from a certain Merchant and gets thrown into some version of Equestria. Problem though for our Human here, there is just NOTHING exciting happening. The World seems to be completely at peace. Well Equestria is at least.

Disclaimers: [Displaced], It's a crack/shitfic that takes itself seriously in it's own ridiculousness... well kinda but not really.