Equestria Ninja Xiaolin Girls

by Red Tagg

A New Shen Gong Wu

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In China, four young kids/monks practised kung fu at a temple. One monk was a short kid with a big bald head and yellow skin. He wore a red gi, black pants, black shoes, and a blue belt. Nine glowing dots forming a square appeared on his forehead.

“Wudai Neptune Water!” The kid summoned a colossal water blast from his palms at the targets.

Another monk was a Japanese girl with pigtails who wore a red gi but with white pants and black ballerina shoes.

“Wudai Mars Fire!” The girl summoned tons of fireballs that completely burned the dummies.

The next monk was a strong young man from North America who wore a red gi, blue belt, white pants, black shoes, and a ten-gallon cowboy hat.

“Wudai Crater Earth!” The boy punched the ground, and giant boulders flew out of the ground and slammed onto the dummies.

Finally, the last monk was a young man from Brazil who was dressed differently than the others. He wore a black gi with dragon designs on the arms, red pants and a yellow belt.

“Shoku Astro Wind!” The young man summoned vast gusts of wind and blew away the dummies.

These kids were the Xiaolin Dragons. Omi, Xiaolin Dragon of Water. Kimiko Tohomiko, Xiaolin Dragon of Fire. Clay Bailey, Xiaolin Dragon of Earth. And their leader, Raimundo Pedrosa, Xiaolin Dragon of Wind.

The young monks then noticed some more dummies standing. So Omi brought out a blue ball from his robes and aimed it at them.

“Orb of Tornami!” The orb fired a vast amount of water towards the dummies.

Raimundo then brought out a gold sword.

“Sword of the Storm!” The sword released a hurricane which sucked up the dummies and carried them.

Kimiko got out a golden star with a red jewel in the centre.

“Star Hanabi!” The star shot out some fireballs that burned the dummies.

Clay put on a goldish-bronze glove in his left hand.

“Fist of Tebigon!” As the dummies came flying in, Clay punched them with the fist, which destroyed them to pieces.

The Monks' training was done now.

“Good work, guys,” Raimondo complimented his teammates. “We nailed it this time.”

“Oh yes, but I was the best of all,” Omi bragged. “No one can fill my socks.”

“Shoes,” Raimundo corrected.

“Shoes,” Omi replied in his correction.

“That may be, but the point was to work in unison.” The monks turned to see a middle-aged bald man wearing a blue vest over a white shirt, black pants and shoes. “You've done very well today, young monks. Raimundo, the monks have completed many great things while under your leadership. I clearly made the right decision in picking a leader.”

“Thank you, Master Fung,” Raimundo replied, pleased with how far he had come.

Master Fung turned to the others. “Your skills are improving. I can only imagine it's a matter of time before you reach the next rank of Shoku Warrior.”

Just then, a little green dragon came slithering up to them while holding a bronze scroll. “Heads up, gang, we got ourselves a category five Wu alert!”

“What's the Wu, Dojo?” Raimondo asked.

The dragon, or Dojo, opened the scroll to reveal the information. The scroll revealed an image of a cow wearing a turban, “The Genie Moo.” It showed a figure picking up a flower and smelling it, while another figure held a mini cow statue and pointed it at the other person, “An unpredictable Shen Gong Wu. When used, it can change your enemy's personality into their opposite, but it’s completely unknown what the results would be.” The cow in the scroll released energy around it, which caused the figure holding the flower to throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

“Sounds like what happens when you leave the Ying-Yang world without both Wu,” Kimiko pointed out.

“Something like that,” Dojo confirmed.

“Alright, gang, let's get moving!” Raimondo declared.

“Be careful, young dragons, for I sense something more will happen this time,” Master Fung warned his students. “That this will change many things.”

“We will, Master,” Raimundo said as he bowed. Dojo then turned from small to giant. The monks got onto his back, and Dojo flew into the air.

As they left, Master Fung had a grim look on his face.

“I sense a bigger challenge for them this time. Let's hope they will rise to the occasion.”



In New York City, the Turtles and Rainbooms were training in the lair with their allies April, Casey, Karai, Shinigami, Gabby, Carter, and Angel.

“Keep your guard up,” Leo declared as he blocked Twilight’s attack with his sword and pushed her back.

Raph and Sunset were in a standoff, pushing their weapons against each other.

“You're getting stronger, Sunset,” Raph complimented.

“Thanks, but I'm still skilled enough to do this!” Sunset let go of her Kunai and dropped to the ground, causing Raph to stumble forward, close enough for Sunset to deliver a kick to the jaw.

Donnie was fighting Rarity, who kept dodging his strikes.

“Sorry, Donatello, but you're moving too slow,” Rarity declared, only to be whacked on the side.

“But not slow enough for you, Rarity,” Donnie declared with a smirk as Rarity pouted.

On the side watching them were Zach, Caitlyn and Buffy, along with Spike.

“I'll never get tired of watching them train,” Zach said, admiring them.

“You said it,” Spike agreed.

“After how much trouble they constantly get in, it's a good thing,” Buffy pointed out.

Carter and Angel spared with each other, and Carter managed to trip his sister.

“Got you there, sis,” Carter boasted.

Only for Angel to jump back up and counter-trip her brother.

“And I got you there, bro,” Angel bragged, leaving Carter embarrassed. “I did manage to beat you down in Rio.”

“I was mind-controlled at the time!” Carter reminded his sister.

Just then, a young Asian girl walked into the Dojo, along with a young African-American boy and a blond-haired boy. The girl was Hana Wu, the recently discovered long-lost cousin of the Turtles and Karai. Along with Pervis Walker, the son of the Turtle's ally, Commander Robert, "Walks" Walker of the Earth Protection Force, and Max Jones, Casey’s younger cousin.

“Hey guys,” Hana said as she saw them.

“Hana, what up, little cuz,” Mikey said as he hugged Hana, which Hana returned.

“Hey Mikey,” Hana said

Casey approached Max, “Hey, Max.”

“Sup, cuz.” The two fist-bumped.

“Hey, guys,” Pervis greeted them.

“Hey, Pervis,” Raph said to the young man as they fist-bumped. “Your dad knows you’re here?”

“Pop’s on a training mission. I heard Bishop is training him and his unit to fly their stealth ships,” Pervis explained.

“That’s cool, yo!” Casey said.

“So what’s happening right now?” Max asked.

“Well, we're visiting from Canterlot, but there's not a lot to do right now,” Pinkie explained.

“Yeah, and Fugitoid is busy at a conference right now,” Sunset said.

“Say, Hana, wanna do some training?” Karai offered the girl. Despite only recently learning about being cousins, Hana and Karai grew close to each other.

“Sure thing,” Hana agreed.

The two bowed to each other before they began fighting. Hana charged at Karai and threw a punch, but Karai dodged and tried to hit her, but Hana blocked. Then Hana did a roundhouse kick, but Karai ducked and then leg-swept her.

“That's good, Hana. Keep your eyes on me,” Karai advised her cousin.

“Got ya, Karai,” Hana agreed.

“I hate to say it, dudes, but... I'm bored,” Mikey admitted.

“Yeah, there hasn't been a good challenge lately,” Casey pointed out.

“At least there are no ghosts haunting the city,” Pervis said, recalling their last adventure.

“Anyway, gang, let's go out on patrol,” Leo suggested.

They all agreed and were preparing to go, but then Leo turned to Hana, Pervis and Max.

“You three keep close to us, and if we bump into trouble, stay back. Understood?” Leo ordered the newbies.

“Sure thing,” Pervis agreed.

“Okay,” Max also agreed, but with disappointment.

“Crystal, cuz,” Hana said while walking past.


In the streets of New York, someone was flying around the buildings of New York. It was a boy in his late teens with red hair, mascara, a long black coat, pants, boots, fingerless gloves, and yellow spiral goggles on top of his head. He was flying thanks to his backpack, which had propellers on the top. Following the boy were a bunch of brown-coloured robots. The boy was Jack
Spicer, the self-proclaimed "Evil Boy Genius and Prince of Darkness," and one of the monks’ arch-nemesis, along with his Jackbots.

“The Wu has to be here somewhere.” Jack checked his Wu tracker watch, but it wasn’t doing much good. “Ugh, piece of junk. I could've sworn it was working last time.”

Jack then enters an abandoned warehouse, thinking the Wu is here, only to be wrong.

“Oh, come on! How much more do I have to search?!”

Then, an unknown voice spoke, “If you're looking to get eliminated, you've come to the right place.”

Just then, many robots were moving forward, aiming blasters at Jack, but not just any robots; they were Stockman bots, with Baxter Stockman approaching. Jack put his hands up in surrender.

“Please don't hurt me!” Jack begged, fearing the giant robots in front of him.

“As soon as you tell me who you are and what you are doing here,” Stockman threatened.

“Oh, how about this... JACKBOTS, ATTACK!!!”

The Jackbots started blasting their lasers at the Stockman bots, while the Stockman bots fired their lasers. Both sides kept blasting until they destroyed each other. Both Jack and Stockman were upset that their robots were destroyed.

“My Jackbots,” Jack whined with a pouty face.

Stockman held a piece of his destroyed Stockman Bot, “Who are you to destroy a perfect piece of my robotic machinery!?”

“I am Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius and Prince of Darkness!” Jack declared with an evil laugh.

Stockman instantly recognised that name, “Hold on, you're Jack Spicer? Well, we finally meet in person.”

“Do I know you?”

“I remember talking to you through those super evil geniuses' chatrooms. I even advised you about your wiring problems on your Shark Bots.” Stockman instantly remembered.

“Oh yeah, I remember now. Your name's Blister Specimen. Right?”

“It's Baxter Stockman!” Stockman sighed defeatedly. “Why can't anyone get it right?”

“Either way, it is an honour to meet you. I think we should chat,” Jack held out his hand.

“Right…” In return, Stockman shook Jack’s hand, unsure of his partnership with the so-called "Evil Boy Genius/Prince of Darkness."


Author's Note

So, this is the second EQNG story that I've written, which is a crossover with the 2003 series Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Chronicles would not be happening, although there will be some references to it.

Trivia:

The EQNG series belongs to Wildcard.

Shout out to Wildcard, Jebens1, AmethystMajesty25 and Darth Wrex for quote ideas.

And shout out to Amethyst for proofreading.

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