My New Roomate!

It has only been a few minutes since I met this blue pony and I am already tired. She is flying around my room in the air, she might break something and she is also being loud while flying. Turns out that soda gave her a lot of energy and now she can’t stop! I try to grab her but she is just dodging my hands and egging me on.

“H-Hey! Sto-. UGH! Can you stop flying around?”

“What’s the big deal? I am allowed to fly and be as loud as I want.”

“Do you want to be seen by other humans?”

“Pft! What will they do?”

“Oh I don’t know! Maybe lock you in a lab and test you?”

With that she stopped and just stayed there floating in the air not moving. I couldn’t help but smirk at that knowing that I was right.

“You are a pony from another world. They don’t exist here so either you will be tested on or killed.” Dash then slowly floated down and landed on the ground with an expression of fear in her eyes.

Everything stopped when Dash’s stomach grumbled and she held her hoof on it. Aw crap…

“Do you have anything to eat?” I just now realized that she will be emptying my fridge a lot. Most of my money will be used at the grocery store.

“Yea. But what do you ponies eat? Are you a herbivore? Carnivore? Or something else?”

“Don't use big word I don't know! Us ponies can eat meat and plants.” Omnivore then.

“Well, I can make a hamburger for you.” With that she froze and she gave me a questionable expression.

“You mean hayburger. Right?”

“What? No, hamburger.” What the hell is a hayburger?

***

Rainbow Dash stood at the table again waiting for the food to be ready while I was at the stove watching the patty cook in the pan. I got everything else for the burger, the lettuce, tomatoes, buns, pickles, and onions. I also started up the coffee maker since I was going to need a lot of energy to take care of this crazy pony.

“Mhhhm! That smells good! I never smelt anything like that before.” In the corner of my eye I saw Dash leaning back in the chair with her hoofs behind her head with her back legs on the table.

“Legs of the table Dash. Do you want what your hoofs touched being in the place where you keep food.” After saying that I smiled as I saw her then sat normally and stuck her tongue out at me.

I got the burger ready and gave her a plate with the burger on it. She licked her lips as she smelled it and her stomach groaned even more. I then grabbed my coffee and sat down. As I sipped and felt the energy go into me I saw her take a bite, her pupils were already big but her pupils became the size of her giant eyes. What the fuck?

“Uhh. You good?”

“This. THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!” Her high pitched voice hurt my ears more than I expected.

“Dash!”

“Oh. Sorry. Hehe….” She blushed as she hid away her face. I got up and went to the couch and watched the TV as I saw her devouring the burger. After she was done I saw a flash of rainbow and next I knew she was lying on the couch with me.

“Hehe. This world really does have good food. Yep, It was a good idea to stay in here.” I then zoned out at the TV at that statement. This will most likely be my life for a while now. If she is going to live with me for a while then it would be easier if we are friends.

I then heard the doorknob move.

“Pst! Hide!” I whispered to Dash and she hid in my room. I saw my friend James walk in. It was going to be easy to act normal since he was a good friend.

“Eyy! Marcus, long time no see!”

“Hey James! What are you doing here?”

“Uhh. My girlfriend and I got into another argument and now I am kicked out for the day. So I have to sleep here for the rest of the day.”

Fuck! This is bad!

“W-Why don’t you get an apartment here? You don’t have to stay with me.” I tried to reason with him to not stay with me, I was sweating because if he stayed here it was going to be a hard time for.. obvious reasons…

“Yea. I’ll go check at the front desk to see if there are any free rooms.” With that James was gone and was walking away. I went to my room and saw Dash sitting on the floor with the same Oh Crap expression as me.

“You are NOT letting him stay here!” Dash said as she started flying to get up to eye level with me.

“Hey hold on now! We don’t know if there is a free room, and I don’t want to just leave him with nowhere to stay for the night!”

“Just tell him to go to another hotel or something! I don’t know!” Dash said while becoming angry and frantic trying to find a solution.

“Dash. It’s tourist season! Most of the hotels are probably full.”

“Well this is just GREAT!” She yelled before covering her mouth with her hoofs as she realized how loud that was.

I then tried to calm her down and it seemed to work a bit but she had to hide again as James came back. I went to him trying to hide the sweat and nervous look on my face.

“Eh. All full, going to have to stay here for the night. Don’t worry I am allowed to go back at 5:00 so you will probably wake up and I will be gone.”

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Why NOW? Why right when I got a huge responsibility now living here!?