My New Roomate!

I just sat there at the kitchen table, my mind still racing about the whole thing. How will this night be able to work? What if Dash needs to use the bathroom or eat in the middle of the night? You see, the way my apartment is laid out, when you get in you are meeted with a pillar in the distance, to the left is the living room, and to the right is the kitchen.

People need to go through the living room to the kitchen, and to the right of the living room is a small hallway, to the left is the bathroom, and forwards leads to my bedroom. So if Dash needs to eat or use the bathroom then she has to go past in the living room, and that will be hard since James will be sleeping on the couch.

This is going to be the worst night of my life!

“So like I said. I will be here until 5 am and I will just sleep on the couch to not disturb you.” Oh trust me James, you being here will disturb me, especially one of us…

“A-Alright. Just get a lot of rest.” I admit, I said that because it will be way easier for Dash to get around if he is asleep the entire night.

After he gets onto the couch with the blanket I check my watch and see it is already 8 PM. It’s time for bed, I go into my room and see my ‘New Responsibility’ floating above my bed with her arms crossed and an irritated look.

“You can’t do this. What if I need to-”

“If he goes to sleep quickly then you can use the bathroom or kitchen without him seeing you. And trust me, James is a deep sleeper so you can even fly around the apartment and he won’t see you.” She gave me a questioning look wondering if what I said was true.

She then sighed and then sat on the floor next to my bed and curled up to what looks to be a sleeping position based on how many times I saw my childhood dog do the same pose before sleeping.

I then went into my bed and put my warm and thick blanket above my tired self. Huh, maybe this night won’t be so bad after all.

“Hey dude!” I hear and get up quickly, Dash then hides under the bed.

“Yea?”

“Can I use the shower?”

“In the night? Besides, you always take forever! What if I need to go to the bathroom?” I really have a strong bladder and thus can hold it for hours but I don’t know if Dash has a strong bladder too…

“But you have a strong bladder right?” Crap, what now? “Just wait until I’m done.” I couldn’t see it but I knew Dash’s face became angry after he said that.

James then went out as he walked to the bathroom. I crouched down next to the bed and looked under it to see a very annoyed Dash.

“Do… Do you have a strong bladder?” Her pupils grew and her ears flopped back. Don’t you tell me… She then slowly shook her head. AHHH FUCK! I could feel myself doing the biggest facepalm in the world.

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One thing I didn’t know I would be doing in my life would be sitting on the ground in front of a blue pony groaning and telling her to try to hold it. It felt like telling someone to hold the baby in, but just weirder. If James gets out of that bathroom, I will strangle him. I then see her holding her lower stomach and breathing heavily. Okay this DEFINITELY feels like a birth scenario, this is also VERY awkward.

I then heard James finally get out of the bathroom and Dash then sighs in relief. I walk out and see James leave the apartment, that is the best thing to happen. You see, James likes to go out of the apartment and look at the night sky, and he usually does it for around 30 mins.

“Coast it clear-” I couldn’t finish the sentence as Dash speeded by my vision very fast and slammed the door. I didn’t know if I was crazy but I swear I saw a rainbow trail as she flew by.

I just stayed there outside the door to look out for anything then I saw the doorknob move and know that James is back. WHAT THE FUCK? WHY SO SHORT THIS TIME? I then realized if I stayed out of the bathroom then it would be weird to hear the toilet flushing in there. Ah fuck. I didn’t want to but I had to. I went into the bathroom, and closed the door. Dash spasmed and yelped as she blush VERY heavily and tried to cover her body with her wings.

“DUDE! WHAT THE FU-”

“Shh! James is back, and it would be weird if the flushing comes from here and we are both outside! I’ll look away but just calm down.” I looked to the wall but through the mirror to my side I saw Dash turned to the other side as her blush grew to her ENTIRE face!

After what felt like an eternity we both got out and Dash hid behind me as we walked to my room. As I closed the door, Dash looked back at me with a death glare I have never seen in my life and now her entire head was BRIGHT RED!

“Never…..NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN! GOT IT!?” She gave me a glare that just said, ‘do it again and I will end your bloodline’. I nodded my head fastly in fear, and a little blush appeared on my face too.

“J-Justdon’ttalktomealrightIneedtocalmmybodydown!” She said faster than thought possible as she flew behind the bags in the corner to try and make no eye contact. I could still see the blush through the holes between the bags.

I then just went to my bed and turned away from Dash’s direction in the blankets. It’s going to be VERY awkward to talk for the first time after this day…