"This is so weird man" I mutter to myself as I walk behind celestia and twilight.

Or at least try my best to, considering I'm a fucking horse now.

"Shit!" I scream as I trip myself and fall to the floor.

"Are you okay?" Twilight asked as she turned around and walked over to me.

"Yep, all good" I say as I pick myself back up.

I notice out of the corner of my eye that celestia was giving me an odd look with an eyebrow raised.

Man what she looking at bruh?

"So, twilight sparkle was it? Listen, love the name, but it's long as hell, you mind if I call you twi?" I ask.

"Oh, I don't mind, that's actually kind of like my nickname!" Twilight answered with a smile.

"Really? Fantastic, perfect actually"

I lean forwards a bit.

"I can tell.. we will be good friends" I say with a little devious smile.

What? I cant fool around a bit? C'mon, I literally don't know how I haven't lost it yet.

Celestia's ears twitch a bit, as twilight brightens up.

"I think so too!" Twilight answered as I placed an arm, no, leg, fuck me, around her... Shoulders? I don't know pony anatomy man..

"Great, so, quick question, what exactly are you? She's the princess" I start saying as I gesture towards celestia, who slightly raised an eyebrow.

"So are you.. her secretary?" I finish asking.

"Oh no, I'm actually her student!.. or, I guess ex-student now"

"Student? What the hell does she teach you? How to look pretty pretty for the public?" I ask with a small scoff.

"Uh-"

"I teach her magic" Celestia said.

"Magic?!.. oh, right, the horn.." I say as I give mine a poke.

I wonder if I can do magic..

'Does she not use her magic?' Celestia thought to herself as michael started walking again.

"So, foods this way?" I ask, to wich celestia nods.

"Great" I say as I walk ahead of them.

...

"Well, she seems.. nice" Twilight said as she looked up at celestia.

"Only time will tell twilight, we still don't know anything about her yet" Celestia said as they started walking after Michael.

*/---*/

Princess Luna entered the dining hall to find it empty.

"Hm, wonder what celestia is up to" Luna said to herself as she made her way to the table.

As she was about to sit down though, Luna heard a knock on the other entrances door.

She looked over as multiple voices rang out.

"This the castles denny's?" Said one voice, who sounded a lot like celestia.

"What's a denny's?" Asked a different voice, who luna recognized as twilight sparkle, a close friend of hers.

"Just a spot they serve food at" Responded the first voice as the door was opened.

Three ponies entered the room, celestia, twilight, who was now an alicorn, and.. a third one luna did not recognize.

The new pony was also an alicorn, bigger than her, around celestia's size, and her appearance was funnily enough, quite similar to her sister's.

With some differences, mainly being her larger wings, her larger sun cutie mark, and her differently colored mane and tail.

'Sun cutie mark?' Luna though to herself as all three ponies walked up to the table.

"Yo, who's this?" The unknown alicorn asked as she gestured towards luna.

"Michael, this is my sister, princess Luna" Celestia answered as she took her seat.

'Strange name for a pony' Luna though to herself.

"Sister?.. yep, I can definitely see the similarities there" Michael said as she took her seat, rather awkwardly.

Luna heard micheal mutter "These pony's really act a lot like humans..." to herself.

'Wonder what a human is' Luna thought to herself as twilight took her seat.

"So! Where the waiter at? I'm hungry" Michael asked as she clapped her hooves together.

"They should be arriving soon" Celestia said as she turned to look at michael.

"I know you said after you ate, but do you mind if we start asking our questions now?"

Micheal took a glance at the ceiling, then at celestia.

"Fine, whatchu wanna know?"

Celestia took a glance at her sister, causing luna to raise an eyebrow.

"Well, to start off, can you tell us how you arrived here?" Celestia asked.

"Uber" Michael responded instantly.

...

"Is that some sort of spell? You were kind of, just there, unconscious on the floor when we found you" Twilight asked.

"Really?" Micheal asked, to wich celestia and twilight both nodded.

"Oh, then, I don't actually know" Michael said blankly.

"I'm sorry, I must've been kept out of.. the loop, as they say, what exactly have I missed?" Luna asked.

Celestia was about to answer, before michael beat her to it

"Probably a lot, I mean, look at me, I'm sitting here, talking to royalty for some reason, ain't that crazy?" Michael said as a server pony entered the room.

The pony's eyes widen a bit at the sight of twilight and micheal, but he keeps his cool, walking over to the table.

"Your majesties, what can I get you?"

"I'll have the usual, thank you" celestia said.

"As will I" Luna added.

"I'm actually not that hungry right now, so I won't get anything" Twilight said.

"And you?" The server asked micheal.

"I'll have some eggs, bacon, hash browns, uh, and some orange juice" she said, making everypony else give her an odd look.

"What?"

"Y- you want.. bacon?" The server asked.

"Yeah?"

...

"What? What is it? You guys out or something?" Michael asked as he looked between the server and celestia.

"No.. I believe we do have bacon, for when griffon dignitaries visit" Celestia said.

"Ok, great, so can I have some?"

"Well, if you truly want it, then you shall get it" Celestia said as she gestured at the server, who nodded, then left.

"Alright" Michael began to say as she sat back in her chair.

"since I was just mentioning it, can I ask why I'm actually here? I know its to answer some questions and whatnot, but, like, did I do something wrong? Am i In trouble?"

"No! Why would you think that?" Twilight asked.

"I mean, c'mon" Micheal began to say as he gestured towards celestia.

"Why would the princess want to speak with a regular citizen like me?"

"Regular citizen? Thou does know you art an alicorn, right?" Luna asked.

"I'm really hoping that's not a racial slur"

"I- it is not!" Luna stammered out.

"The princess's are alicorns, and, I guess I'm one too now" Twilight began to say, catching michael's attention.

"Ok, so what, me and twilight are princesses too?" Michael said with a smirk.

"Well.." Celestia said.

...

"Wait, am I?" Michael said as he lost his smirk.

Before anypony else could elaborate, the server walked back in, pushing a cart of food.

'Guess I'll find out later' Micheal thought to himse-, no, herself, gotta remember I've changed teams now.

The server lifted the plates of food, one having pancakes and tea, another having blueberry waffles, and the last being michael's meal.

After the plates were placed on the table, and the server left, micheal took a glance at the princesses.

"So.. do you guys have silverware? Or do I just..." She said as she lowered her head towards her food a bit.

Celestia used her magic to lift some utensils over to micheal, who flinched upon looking up.

"Jeezus, thought that floating fork was about to stab me for a second"

...

"Has that happened before?" Twilight asked.

"Hm? No, maybe in florida though..." Michael responded as she put a hoof up to her cheek.

'Florida?' Celestia thought to herself as michael attempted to grab her fork.

'Why the hell would they have shit obviously made for human fingers?!' Micheal thought to herself as she continued to struggle with her utensil.

"Why don't you use your magic?" Twilight asked as luna took a bite from one of her waffles.

"I don't know how" Michael said quickly, as she gave up on trying to lift the fork with her hoof, and instead lowered her head to the table.

"What?!" Twilight exclaimed as michael bit the forks handle, and looked back up.

The three other alicorns were certainly surprised, since, well, alicorns were some of the more powerful magic weilding beings, and yet, there was one who apparently didn't know how to use hers?

Michael attempted to stab a strip of bacon, failing to do so.

"Fuck" She mumbled through gritted teeth as twilight scooched up to her.

"How do you not know how to use her magic?"

Michael didn't answer, as she was seemingly fully focused on trying to manipulate the fork with her mouth.

"Uh, michael?" Twilight asked as said alicorn continued to struggle with her food.

"Shit"

...

"Dammit!" Michael said as she spit her fork out.

"Welp, this ain't working" She started to say as she sat back again in her chair and looked at twilight.

"You asked something?"

"Yes, I asked about your magic, how do you not know how to use it?"

"I just don't know how, simple as that"

"It can't be just, simple as that, magic is something essential that alicorns use on a daily basis" Luna said.

"I don't know what to tell ya"

A moment passed before celestia soke up.

"It would seem that I need to get back to my duties" Celestia said as she stood up.

"Twilight, can you take michael back to the medical room? They should be doing a checkup on her later"

"Checkup?" Micheal said as she took stood up.

"Yes, don't worry, it won't take long"

"..Alright" Micheal said as she turned towards twilight.

"C'mon twi, guess your my escort" She said as twilight walked up to her.

"I guess I am!" Twilight said as they headed towards the dining rooms exit.

Author's Note

This kinda sucks don't it? Lol 💀

But I kinda had fun writing it so...