Celestial double

Celestia and Luna watched as twilight and Michael left the room.

Luna started with "I have many questions"

"And they will all be answered in due time" Celestia responded.

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"You don't know why she looks like you either, do you?"

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"N- no, but, we, or at least twilight will surely figure it out" celestia said as she made her way to the dining rooms exit.

"Twilight huh? Are thou going to place the burden onto her again?"

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Celestia left with no answer.

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*/---*/

'Shit, don't fall again man..' I think to myself as I almost trip while walking down the hallway.

You know, by this point, I should've woken up right? If this was a dream, I should be awake by now.

But I'm not.

Ohh boy, what the fuck have I been put into against my will?

"Hey, can I ask you something?" Twilight asks.

Jeez, almost forgot she was there for a second.

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Also forgot she was a dam horse too.

No, pony, get your shit straight michael.

"Sure, what's up?"

"Well, why do you look so much like the princess?"

"Uh"

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Huh, now that I'm actually thinking about it, why do I look like celestia?

That.. was her name right?

"It's classified" I answer bluntly as we continue walking.

"Classified?"

"Yep"

"Why?"

"What do you mean why?"

"I mean, why is that classified?"

"Because.. I said so"

"Well that doesn't make sense, you need to have some sort of authori-"

"Hey!" I exclaim as I quickly saunter infront of twilight, shutting her up.

"Shut up, don't worry about yo pal Michael, alright?" I say as I put a hoof on her.. shoulder.

"Listen, it's supposed to be a secret, but I'll tell you, cuz I like you" I start saying, making twilight look up at me as I bring my head down over to her ear.

As I'm cooking up a simple white lie, I can't help but notice Twilight's cheeks had reddened a bit.

Dude, what's up with that? Maybe I should have watched those animal infomercials.

"I may or may not be..." I start saying.

I try to sound mysterious and badass, but with my new female voice, i don't really know if that worked out.

"Her american sister.." I say as I bring my head back up.

God dam, that face is priceless.

"What?! Your princess celestia's s-" she starts screaming, but stops as I plug her mouth with my hoof.

"Ah ah ah" I say as I shake my head.

"I'm not anybody's sister, I don't even know what your talking about!" I say with a chuckle as I remove my hoof, turn around and begin my trek down the hallway again.

That... Wasn't really a small lie, fuck! The hell brain?!

Welp, let's see how it goes from here!

I wonder if these ponies know about DNA tests.. or, what an American is for that matter.

Probably not.

My thoughts about my idiotic lie are interrupted as twilight exclaimed "Hold on!" as she came up to me.

"Y- you can't be her sister, she would have recognized you!"

Ok, at a crossroads here, I can either just say I was lying, or see how far I can go with said lie.

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Eh, why the hell not? I'll deal with the existential crisis later.

"Ah, but you see, when she and Luna were born, I was.. uh, shipped of ta war" I say a bit dramatically as we continue walking.

Fuck it, right?

"R- really?"

"Yes, really horrible, that war, never gonna forget it" I say with a fake sigh as I lower my head a bit, and close my eyes.

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I crack an eye open, and see Twilight, looking depressed as hell, looking at me.

Great, now I feel kinda guilty, I mean, grandpa actually fought in a war... And I really haven't done anything of note.

Yet.

I'm in magical pony land now, it'll be like a.. fresh start!

A, really weird one, but a new start non the less.

I mean, Im pretty sure I died, and yet, I was.. transported to a magical world in a new body?

So why not have a cool backstory?

"Anyway, uh, stuff happened, I was reported as kia, and I kinda forgot how to use my magic" I finish saying as we arrive at the room I woke up in.

"Oh look, we're here! Guess I'll see ya later huh?" I say as I quickly open the door.

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"D- do you need some help?" Twilight asked as I struggled to open the door with my hoof.

'sigh

"Yeah"

Twilights horn and the door started glowing purple, as she seemingly opened it with her magic.

Is everything gonna be whimsical as hell now?

"That was pretty awesome" I say as I enter the room and close the door.

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Twilight stared at the door for a moment.

"Celestia has another sister?.." she said to herself as she turned around and headed back the way she came from.

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*/---*/

"What were they called again?" I say to myself as I bonk my head with my hoof multiple times.

"E- ezicial? No, that's the boys character"

Now that I was alone again, I was doing a bit of reflecting, mostly on.. well, all of this.

I had remembered one of my friends had told me about stories, mostly fanfictions, that were kind of like the situation I was In right now.

I just can't remember what they were called!

Or if they were good or not, I never really read any.

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"Eh" I say to myself as I sit on the floor.

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I look around the empty room.

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"Ok! I'm bored" I say as I get back up and head for the door.

As I'm about to open it though, I stop.

They said I was gonna get a checkup right?

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"Man, I don't feel sick" I say as I open the door and leave the room.