I open my eyes, only to be met with a white void.

"Ah shit, am I dead again?" I asked nobody in particular, as I checked myself to see if I was in yet another new body.

I wasn't, still a horse.

"No, you aren't" Said a male voice.

I looked around, but didn't see anybody.

"Who's, speaking right now?" I asked the voice.

"My name is not important right now, what is vital, is the reason I brought you here" The voice responded.

"Brought me here? As in... This blank sheet of paper?"

"No, as in brought you to this world"

...

"Wait a sec- you brought me here? To freaky pony world?!" I asked, irritatedly.

"Yes, rest assured, it was for a good rea-"

"You mother fucker! You absolute piece of shit! You-"

"Save your insults for another time, right now, you need to listen"

I thought about it for a second, and decided to just give in.

What am I gonna do in this situation? The voice is the captain now.

"Sure, whatever, but can we go somewhere else? My eyes are starting to hurt"

The voice groans, as the blank void is suddenly transformed into a... Walmart.

"Better?" The voice asked.

"Yeah, thanks" I said as I stared to walk to the back of the store.

"Where are you going? You need to listen to what I have to say!"

"I am listening! I'm just going to see what Legos they got alright?"

The voice groans again.

"Of all the humans I could have possibly gotten, I got you"

"I'm considering that a compliment, asshole"

The voice groans, for the third time.

"Will you just listen?" It asked.

"I'm all ears" I responded.

"Good, do you know where you are at?"

"Walmart"

"No you moron! I mean what planet, what country!"

"Oh that? No clue"

"Well, you are in the planet of Equi, in the country of Equestria"

"Good to know.. Why are you telling me this?"

"Because, I've brought you here so you can help equestria in it's coming time of need" The voice said as I reached the Lego isle.

"Uh huh"

"You see, I have had a vision, of a dark and perilous time approaching for the ponies of this world..."

"Yep" I idly said as I checked the prices.

"I do not know how it occurred, or when it will, but I know that it will come with politics and weapons of war, those of wich I'm sure your familiar with"

"Yeah. You think I should use my birthday money for star wars.. or..." I said, much to the voices ire.

"Are you listening!?" It exclaimed.

"I am!! Chill bruh" I responded.

The voice sighed.

"Whatever, as I was saying, I have brought you here so you can help modernize my country with your superior human technology, so that it may defend itself when the time comes"

Again, my brain worked around that statement for a second..

"Superior technology? That's right, disembodied voice, you have picked the right American for the job!"

"Thank you, now, I will teach you some vital spells you will need for-" The voice started to say, before I interrupted him.

"Hey now, I'm gonna do this for you, under one condition"

"Of course.." The voice said, with a scowl I could not see.

"I will change Equestria, to the New United States!, unless of course, you can take me back to my human life after this"

The voice stayed silent for a bit, before answering.

"I'll see what I can do, for now, it seems our time is up" The voice said.

"Huh? Why's that?"

"Celestia wishes to speak to you. I will try to help you along this mission I have given you, just, don't fuck up" The voice said as the Walmart began to distirtion itself.

"And before you go," The voice started to say.

"Save your money for a modular"

"Oh dam you right! Than-" I started to say, before suddenly blacking out.

...

...

I open my eyes, only to not be met with the medical room, but a cozy, reading room, I believe.

"The fuck? Why do I keep waking up in different places?

"Ah, your awake, good" A voice said, whom I recognized as Celestia.

I turned around, and spotted her sitting by a fire place, her back to me.

She looked back at me.

"Come, join me, we've much to discuss"

Author's Note

Some more Micheal facts.

He's a Bozo.

Thanks for reading.

On another side note, I was planning on pumping out some more chapters these coming days, but I think I've come up with a sickness bruv, so I may take a bit.