In two quick flashes of bright light, I was suddenly somewhere else entirely.

That place being the medical room I was staying in.

My brain, almost as if deciding not to comprehend this and shut down, decided to just make me fall down and absolutely eat shit.

Like I was one of those startled goats, that just faint.

"A- are you ok?" A voice asked me, who I recognized as twilight.

I moved my head upward, to see both twilight and Luna staring at me incredulously.

"No, I seem to have fallen, and can't get back up" I responded, as I stuck my hoof out towards the purple pony.

"Mind helping a young las out?" I asked, with a slight British accent, as I fluttered my eyes.

Twilight, again, blushed, as she stuck her hoof out towards mine.

However, Luna intercepted twilight's hoof with one of her own, as she squinted her eyes towards me.

"I'm sorry, but first, you'll answer my questions" She said, authoritatively.

With a sigh, I stood back up.

"Yeah, ok, I'm down for an interrogation" I said as I walked to the bed, and awkwardly sat down on it.

"But first, can I get some, bread? Or some shit? I'm starving over here" I said as I turned my head towards her.

"Sure! I'll go get you some" Twilight said cheerily, ignoring my swear as she exited the room.

I looked back at Luna.

"So ah, what did you want to know offica?"

"You told twilight a few things, are they true?" Luna asked.

Dam, not wasting any time dilidadlin.

I pretend to ponder as I rest my head in one of my front hoofs.

"Well that depends, what exactly were the things I said?"

"You claim to be my sister-" Luna began to say, before I interrupted her.

"That's true" I said, not moving an inch from my pondering stance.

...

"You also said you were an, American, you may be confused, but as I've told you before, you are an alicorn-" Luna continued, before being interrupted again.

"Hey, that is not a lie, I'm a godamm American, born and raised, don't you forget" I say as I point towards myself with one of my hoofs.

...

"And, you mentioned a war you fought in, is that-"

"World war two" i said as I hopped of the bed.

"If you're wondering, it sucked"

I walked over to the door, and peeked my head out.

"Where's my bread bruh?" I asked to myself, as I walked back into the room.

"Anything else?" I asked Luna.

"No?" I continued, not waiting for a response.

"Great" I finished as I just, stood there, not menicingly, mind you, just bored.

Really wish I had my phone, so I could play some fuckin, geometry dash...

"Does thou really expect me to believe you?" Luna asked, as she began circling me, menicingly.

At least, that's what it looked like to me.

"Well, no, if you don't want to believe that I'm your sister, then just don't" I responded, as my head followed lunas movement.

"I do not know who you think you are, imposter, but claiming to be family? You really are incompetent, aren't you?" Luna continued, as she finished one lap around me, her tone getting harsher.

"Really? Your really gonna speak to your big sister like that?" I said with a scoff, with my tone getting harsher as well.

If she wanna go that route, then les go.

She ain't gonna win this.

"You are no sister of mine, how you act, how you speak, your, calluesnes, and your immature stunts, you seem more like a relative of the element of laughter, than a family member of mine" Luna said, harsher than before, as she finished a second lap.

Jeez, I don't think we've known each other for half a day, why is she drilling into me right now?

"I would suggest you quiet up, Luna, I'm a vet, I think I've earned the right to act however the hell I wish, don't you?" I say, no goofy goofiness in my tone.

"And that too, a war? My sister and I have lived for two millennium, and have known pony's who were alive even before us, and never have I heard of a world war two, need I remind you that stolen valor is a crime?" She continued, third lap completed.

"Ok Luna, your kind of starting to piss me off now, I'm gonna step out if your not gonna shut up" I say, as I begin walking back towards the door.

I don't even know why shes so hostile, if she doesn't believe me, and thinks I committed a crime, why doesn't she just get the damn detectives to figure it out? Why is like, the leader of the country chewing me out right now?

My journey is interrupted as Luna blocked the way to the door.

"You are not going anywhere, Micheal, you are going to"

"FUCKING HELL LUNA!" I scream to the absolute heavens, making Luna flinch and take a step back.

Christ, what was that?! I can feel my ears ringing, why was that so loud?!

Don't matter, this is actually better.

"I FOUGHT FOR MY COUNTRY, AND THIS THE THANKS I GET!?" I continue screaming, taking a step towards Luna, and she took a step back.

"I FOUGHT THE FUCKING NAZIS!! I FOUGHT DURING D-DAY! I FOUGHT FOR THE LIBERATION OF FRANCE!! AND I FOUGHT WHEN BERLIN FELL!!!" I continued, taking another step forwards, while Luna took another back, as she lit her horn.

"I WILL NOT LET YOU STAND THERE AS YOU INSULT ME! I FOUGHT FOR YOUR GODDAMN FUTURE!! I'VE SEEN HORRORS OF WAR YOU COULD NOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND!!!"

Another step forward for me, another step backwards for Luna.

This time however, her back hit the door, and I fully walked up to her.

The fact that I was taller than Luna was more precent than ever, as I looked down to her.

She looked, scared. Her breaths were quick, and her horn was glowing bright, as if ready to attack.

I fully lowered my head, leaving it a hairs breath away from lunas mouth.. muzzle.

"This was not the welcome I thought I would get, little sister, consider me disappointed" I whispered, as several knocks rang from the other side of the door.

I brought my head back up, as I maneuvered one of my front hoofs to wipe the non-existent dirt from the chest.

Like what those cool guys do with their suits.

"You gonna get that? Or should I? I asked as I took several steps back.

It took a solid fifteen seconds for Luna to react, before she stood aside and opened the door with her magic, revealing who was standing on the other side.

It was Twilight, with an assortment of breads, and pastries, on one of them, metal food servers from fancy restaurants.

"Oh good, I was beginning to think you left!" Twilight said as she entered the room, food in tow.

"You said bread, but you never said exactly what type, so I just brought you every type!" She said happily as the food was presented to me.

"Ah, thank you twilight, truly, you know how to treat a guest!" I say as I pat twilight on the head, and begin to mentally choose what I was about to devour.

No resistance came from twilight.

"Now, if you don't have any more questions luna, I would like to eat alone, if I could?" I said, calmly.

"Oh, sure, Lun-" Twilight began to say, before spotting Luna already heading for the exit.

"Luna? Wait!" She exclaimed as she began chase.

As both alicorns left the room, I mentally reviewed the interaction I just had.

...

...

It was good, that shit went hard.

At least, I think so.

Still, that little outburst will probably not go unnoticed, or unpunished.

I buried my head into one of the cakes, like a.. horse, as I continued thinkin.

What to do what to do..

The ponies mentioned magic right? Hmm...

I pondered as I licked the frosting off my lips.

Author's Note

Micheal, his goofy ass.

He's a liar.

He's competitive.

He's a self proclaimed master gaslighter.

He is ridonkidiculously patriotic to his home country.

He is clueless! When it comes to anything involving 'romance'

And he is now a very powerful horse. But he doesn't need to know that.

On a side note, I'm kinda surprised that more than ten people seem to be reading this lol. Hope you continue to enjoy. ✌️