How Babies Are Made

Twilight stayed up all night anxiously awaiting the Princess' reply. She kept wanting to close her, and when she did, she just abruptly opened them again. It was like that for half-an-hour or so, but Twilight knew that the Princess would be up late today because Twilight said that she would send a letter from which she wanted an immediate reply.

When Twilight saw a Royal Guard off in the distance, she straightened herself up and waited patiently by the window. The guard came to the Library and threw the letter inside. The guard then quickly left and Twilight was by herself.

Twilight opened the immediately and was paralyzed by the Princess' reply.

"I do not know how," was all that the letter said.

Twilight's mouth and eyes began to Twitch. She just sat there with the letter in her face. Eventually, Twilight fell face-first to the floor and made a loud thump. She stayed on the floor for about thirty seconds until Spike told her to stop making noise.

"How am I supposed to stop making noise if I can't make babies?!" yelled Twilight vehemently. Twilight's eyes were on fire and she was breathing heavily.

"Woah, woah, woah!" Spike got up out of his bed and backed into a wall. "I didn't mean to make you angry. What's gotten into you?" said Spike somewhat angrily.

"Babies, Spike. Babies have gotten into me... Ughhhhh." Twilight calmed down a bit only to turn to being somewhat annoyed.

"So you finally learned how to make babies," said Spike feeling a bit more safe.

"No. It was just a figure of speech. I haven't learned one bit about how to make babies, Spike. I'm freaking out because of it and I don't even know why."

"Well then it's time to get out of that shell of yours and back into be...I mean... get out into Ponyville and ask the others how it's done." Spike was finding it hard not to look at his bed with his half-opened eyes.

"I guess so, Spike." Spike started crawling into his bed. "I'm going to go out there and figure this hing out. No more worrying about if I embarrass myself!" Spike had now tucked himself in. "I know! I'm going to ask my best friends! Surely they have an idea. They're a smart bunch!" Spike started mumbling in his sleep.

Twilight began to confidently walk down the stairs and then fell face first to the floor again. Except this time she was snoring.