
How Babies Are Made
Learn how not to make pony babies!
Completely intended for humorous purposes. I don't like seeing the show in a sexual way at all, so this is how I will make fun of ponies ever having sex. Take that, Interwebz!… Oh. And please enjoy :p
So…how are babies made in Equestria? Sex? Of course not! This is a kid's show, you know. How about test-tube babies?… Maybe…nah. Perhaps if I just put down some ridiculous ways to make babies in Equestria, it might be funny. So when Twilight sends a letter to Celestia (unwillingly, of course) asking how babies are made, Celestia finds herself without a clue. So Twilight and Celestia endeavor to discover the secret of making babies… Hold on… That sentence needs rephrasing… Screw it. That sentence sounds funny.
6167 words: Estimated 31 minutes to read
5 Chapters:
- Reproductive Organs...? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC542
- Babies from poof and alakazam 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC524
- Babies to the Max 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC422
- Gots to have mah babaes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2927
- Cannibalism... Pony Cannibalism 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1752