How Babies Are Made

by Jabazor
Learn how not to make pony babies!

Completely intended for humorous purposes. I don't like seeing the show in a sexual way at all, so this is how I will make fun of ponies ever having sex. Take that, Interwebz!… Oh. And please enjoy :p

So…how are babies made in Equestria? Sex? Of course not! This is a kid's show, you know. How about test-tube babies?… Maybe…nah. Perhaps if I just put down some ridiculous ways to make babies in Equestria, it might be funny. So when Twilight sends a letter to Celestia (unwillingly, of course) asking how babies are made, Celestia finds herself without a clue. So Twilight and Celestia endeavor to discover the secret of making babies… Hold on… That sentence needs rephrasing… Screw it. That sentence sounds funny.

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6167 words: Estimated 31 minutes to read

5 Chapters:

  1. Reproductive Organs...? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    542
  2. Babies from poof and alakazam 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    524
  3. Babies to the Max 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    422
  4. Gots to have mah babaes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2927
  5. Cannibalism... Pony Cannibalism 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1752