Rejecting the magic of friendship and with a total lack of common sense, Tryhard Sparkle--the hero this Celestia deserves--sets out to defeat Nightmare Moon.

"The classic crack comedy fic, brimming with ridiculous setups, silly twists, and stupid payoffs. Lovingly irreverent towards MLP and moving at the speed of a coked-up unicorn. I chuckled and even chortled a couple of times." - Bean, on awarding this story a Bonus Prize in the New Blood: Second Edition contest (Entries). Entered in bonus 2 and 5 categories described at the link.

Cover Art inspired by the show's episode: "Lesson Zero".