It showed the outside of a tent in the middle of a desert, right next to a road….

And then a motorcycle paused just next to it and a figure approached the tent, where a hooded guy was sitting.

“OIJOFIJALODFJALKSJDA?” The being asked.

“I’ll tell you later, first let’s go get a drink,” the figure said.

“JKLASDLK,” The figure gestured to go in and the figure took off his helmet, revealing… Discord.

“Ah, time for another fun time,” Discord said as he entered the tent and rave music began playing from within.

Two weeks later

“Alright! Three two one, go!” Apple Bloom cheered as the three moved a stick and the cart went down the hill.

“Wheee!” Sweetie cheered.

“Alright!” Scootaloo said as they went over a ledge and rolled down a hill.

“This is awesome!” AB cheered as they rolled to a stop at the bottom.

“Alright, one more time!” Apple Bloom as they prepared to push the cart back to the top.

Before Scootaloo noticed something.

“Hey, girls, what’s going on over there?” Scootaloo pointed.

“Hmm?” The other two made their way to where she pointed and saw what looked like Discord sneaking out of town.

“Hmm… on one hoof ah wanna resume carting, on the other ah’m curious,” AB said.

“Well? Let’s go check it out,” Scootaloo said.

“I dunno, what if Discord gets mad?” Sweetie asked.

“Then he’ll get mad, but he won’t hurt us,” AB said as they made their way over to where Discord was.

They made it over to the bushes near him and saw he was carrying a briefcase.

“Hmm, a briefcase, that’s suspicious,” AB said.

“Yeah, wonder what’s in it,” Sweetie asked.

“Maybe it’s full of bits!” Scootaloo said.

“Or maybe his laundry,” A fourth voice said.

“No, ah’ll bet it’s-....who said that?” AB asked and they turned and saw Discord behind them.

“AAAAAHHH!” The three fillies jumped in surprise.

“What are you three doing spying on me?” Discord asked.

“Weren’t you just over there?” Scootaloo asked looking over there and not seeing him.

“Oh come now, do you forget who you're talking to? Now my turn, what are you three doing?” Discord asked.

“We were just curious where you were going,” AB said.

“Back to my home dimension, where else?” Discord asked.

“Your dimension?” Sweetie asked.

“I have a life outside you ponies,” Discord said.

“Ok, could we come along?” AB asked.

“What?” The other three asked.

“What?” AB said.

“Fraid not,” Discord said going back over to his spot and grabbing his briefcase.

“But whyyyy?” AB asked.

“Yeah, come to think of it we’ve never been to your home,” Sweetie said.

“Nope, trust me, it’s for your sanity’s sake,” Discord said as he opened a portal and entered and then it closed.

“Well… guess that’s it, who's up for more carting?” Scootaloo asked.

“Not me, ah wanna know what Discord is hiding,” AB said.

“Apple Bloom-” Sweetie Belle said but AB cut her off.

“No, listen, ah’m an apple, and we? We’re good at spotting lies, and he’s fibbing bout somethin',” AB said.

“Are you sure?” Sweetie asked.

“Yeah, an ah wanna know what DIscord does in his spare time, aren’t yall curious?” AB asked.

“Well… a little, but seriously, what if Discord gets mad?” Sweetie asked, feeling scared of the thought of an angry Discord.

“Then we don’t get caught,” AB said.

“Why are you so hooked on this?” Scootaloo asked.

“Ah’m bored,” AB said.

“....Good enough for me,” Scootaloo shrugged.

“I don’t know…-” Sweetie said.

The next day

“-Why I didn’t say yes sooner!” Sweetie happily munched on some chocolate granola.

“She’ll do anything for chocolate granola,” Scoots chuckled.

“I can quit any day,” Sweetie said.

“Alright, operation ‘Pull the wool out from under Discord’ commence,” AB said as they peeked out from behind a box at Discord leaving town with the suitcase again.

“Ok! Sneaking time!” AB said as they got under a big box and they snuck over to him making some noise as they did.

“Shhh! He’ll hear us!” Sweetie said as they made their way over to him.

They continued sneaking until they made it to Discord who was looking at a watch.

As they snuck the cardboard box was lifted off of them by a breeze.

“Ah!” AB cried and the three bolted away as Discord glanced at them.

“Heh,” Discord chuckled as he walked into the portal.

Two days later

“Ok, the target is on the move again,” Scootaloo said looking through a telescope at Discord and talking over a walkie-talkie…. Even though AB and Sweetie were next to her.

“Alright, on the move,” Apple Bloom said as they snuck through the alleyways and spotted Discord heading to the portal again with his suitcase.

“Alright, rush down is a go!” Sweetie said and the three charged through the area and just as the portal opened they leaped in.

And into a haybale back at the acres.

“Had a feeling you three would try that,” Discord laughed before closing the portal and they pouted.

Next week

“Jungle time!” AB said as they stood atop a tree and had a rope tied to it.

“Are you sure about this?” Sweetie asked.

“Yep!” AB said as they waited until Discord made his way down a hillside out of town and into the portal.

They chose then to swing down through the air and fly at the portal while giving Tarzan yells.

Only for it to immediately close and they hit the ground.

“Ooof!” The three grunted.

“I’m tapping out,” Scootaloo said tiredly.

“Me too,” Sweetie said.

“...Consarnit,” Apple Bloom said trying to figure out what it was Discord went out to do every now and then, and with that suitcase.

“Well? What now?” Scootaloo asked.

“Well ah guess we can just go back to carting,” AB said dissapointedly.

“Sounds like a plan, some adrenaline should make us forget about it,” Sweetie said to cheer AB up.

“Ah guess,” Apple Bloom said.

A couple of days later

Discord walked out towards the edge of town, suitcase in hand, it had been a particularly rough day of chaos, but at least his buddies would help him out of his funk.

“Alright! Time for another round,” Discord said as he made his way towards the portal.

Meanwhile, on a hillside nearby the CMC was pushing a cart up a hill.

“Alright! I bet this will be the best hill to hopefully not die on today!” Scootaloo said.

“Alright, let’s get a move on then,” AB said admittedly excited about this.

“Alright, winds looking good, let’s go!” Sweetie Belle said and they climbed on and went down the hill, cheering as they went faster and faster, and they had to swerve down some slopes but they were getting close to the bottom.

“Alright, Scoots! Pull the brake!” AB called.

“OK!.... Where’s the brake?!” Scootaloo looked around but the brake had vanished.

“What?!” Sweetie exclaimed as their cries of joy became screams of terror as they descended to the bottom of the hill and it quickly sloped upwards and launched them.

“AAAAAAHHHH!” The three cried out.

Meanwhile Discord was walking towards the portal, he glanced about expecting the CMC to try again but he didn’t see them so he shrugged and walked on when the strap on his suitcase broke and it fell open spilling a bunch of socks and clothes and… revealing a portal?

“Oh darn,” Discord said as he began picking up the socks… not noticing the three airborn fillies descending on him.

And somehow, they all landed inside the suitcase and went into the portal.

And then Discord picked up all his extra socks and clothes and put them in.

“Alright, now with that ‘mishap’ out of the way, let’s move on,” Discord said as he entered the portal.

Sweetie, AB and Scootaloo woke up floating in a void and when they looked around they saw various objects.

“Please tell me we aren’t dead,” Scootaloo asked.

“Ah hope not…” AB shivered wondering where were they, and why was it cold?

“Brrr,” Sweetie shivered and she managed to kick her hooves and found that helped her move forward a little.

“Hey, it’s just like swimming,” Sweetie said.

“Cool!” Scootaloo said and they got closer to eachother and huddled for warmth.

“So where are we then?” AB asked.

“I think the last thing I remember is falling through the air and landing in Discord's open suitcase… wait… is that where we are?” AB asked looking around.

“Well, how do we get out?” Scootaloo asked.

“Hmm… maybe… there!” AB pointed upwards at the portal overhead and the three hurriedly swam their way up there and they stopped at the portal.

“Where does it lead?” Sweetie asked.

“I dunno, but let’s hope it’s warmer there,” AB said as they poked their heads through the portal to see… and bonked their heads on the inside of the suitcase.

“Ow! We really are in the suitcase!” Scootaloo said.

“What do we do?” Sweetie asked.

“...Ah guess wait… ah hope he doesn’t take too long,” AB said before spotting some blankets nearby and she gathered them before going over to the others and wrapping up “At least we’ve got blankets,” Scoots said.

“I hope we get out soon…” AB said.

Author's Note

Woot! I've been waiting for this one.

Prepare for crossovers, comedy, and some chaos.

This will be worked on alongside the Kingdom Hearts story.