I Expect You To Die

by PaprikaBluesAndCo
Ex-Queen Chrysalis and a god of blood are in a messed up romance. It's going to be a problem for everyone.

According to the MSPA wiki, the etymology of the word kismesis stems from the combination of the word "kismet" (loosely meaning fate or soulmate), and the Greek goddess "Nemesis".

The concept of a kismesissitude (or to the average person who doesn't wanna say that every time, a blackrom) is one that hasn't graced the Equestrian multiverse a lot. But recently, one universe, touched by the blight of a narrative not unlike Homestuck, has seen a blackrom blossom between the mercenary ex-queen of the hive, and an intense blood god from a dead narrative.

Will they be able to keep their strange relationship professional in the workplace, or will their explosive love-rivalry have disastrous consequences for the ponies, the people, the universe, and the concept of love?

Incomplete
Death
Alternate Universe
Human
Romance
Comedy
Adventure
Crossover
Sex
Profanity
Gore
Violence
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
LOBQ

13675 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Black Blood & Old Newagers 2024-08-03 09:26:08 UTC
    3247
  2. Take It With A Pillar of Salt (HALT! It's Not My Fault) 2024-08-07 11:10:05 UTC
    2826
  3. Come Along Now, Run Away From the Hum-Drum 2024-08-10 07:50:19 UTC
    2485
  4. What a Surprise, You're Never at a Loss of Words 2024-10-23 21:33:22 UTC
    5117