
In Which Sombra Grapples With an Apparatus as Evil as He
The only thing standing between Sombra and complete subjugation of the Crystal Empire is paperwork. In other words, the Empire is safe.
When Sombra returned once again, most crystal ponies panicked, as was their wont. The most feared pony in their entire history, once the subjugator of their entire race, refused to stay down. Panic was inevitable.
Cadance surrendered to him almost immediately, with but one request. If Sombra wanted to claim his throne back, he needed to do so through the proper channels. He would have obtained rulership not through coup or conquest, but through entirely legitimate means. The other princesses would have no answer. All he would have to do was navigate the Empire’s bureaucracy.
This would go down as the most cunning plan in all of Cadance’s reign.
Warning: this story contains gratuitous amounts of bureaucracy. Reader discretion advised.




12532 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
7 Chapters:
- In Which Sombra Once Again Returns 2024-08-23 13:27:29 UTC1255
- In Which Sombra is Unexpectedly Stymied by Modernization 2024-08-23 13:29:19 UTC1542
- In Which Sombra Glimpses a Fraction of the Vastness of his Torment 2024-08-24 15:50:06 UTC1675
- In Which Sombra Discovers the Forms That Bloom Like Flowers and Learns the Importance of Specificity 2024-08-25 16:10:21 UTC1908
- In Which Sombra Experiences Perpetuity 2024-08-26 15:20:40 UTC2600
- In Which Sombra Takes Unspeakably Drastic Measures 2024-08-27 17:28:48 UTC1742
- In Which Sombra Like Totally Frigging Loses It 2024-08-28 15:47:52 UTC1810