Pinkie Pie's Fourth-Wall Insanity

by BonBon1992

Chapter 1: Realization

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It was a rather eventful and bustling morning in Ponyville. Ponies were transporting goods with barely scratched carts, and others were even advertising their products in the cluster of small markets near the center of the town.

Pinkie Pie was one of these active ponies, doing what she does best: Planning those fantastic and effortful parties of hers.

"Flour."

Pinkie Pie said somewhat commandingly, before reaching out a hoof behind her. Spike scurried away up to a cabinet, before opening it and clumsily and hastily attempting to pick up a bag of flour.

The bag of flour in question, was almost bigger than himself! Spike groaned as he lifted it up, while even considering using his tail as an extra help. Suddenly though, Pinkie Pie got impatient and snatched the bag of flour away from Spike herself.

The instant loss of weight disoriented poor Spike, as he almost tripped over onto the cold, hard floor and a month old lollipop permanently stuck to the ground.

Pinkie Pie effortlessly tipped the bag of flour without using anything to measure it, and she had still, regardless, did it perfectly. It wouldn't take a genius to figure out she was skilled.

Almost *too* skilled..

Pinkie Pie in unison with the writing of this story, started wondering the same thing out of the blue.

"Since when DID i even get so good at baking? It's like i just woke up one day and i was super-duper good at it! The farm didn't teach me, that's for sure.."

Spiked glanced left and right, unintereste. He couldn't care less right now. Out of mild curiosity though, he chimed in because he was rather bored that he couldn't read his newly purchased comic.

"You're asking me? Figure it out yourself, i'm not you."

Spike said grumpily, before muttering on. The sloth in him stood out alot right now.

"Man, i wish i was home right now. The newest issue of X-Ponies JUST dropped and i can't even rea-"

Pinkie Pie abruptly slammed her hoof on the counter, Spike's eyes instantly widening as he paid much more attention. Heck, all the while the bowl of flour started spinning.

"Wait a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' minute!"


Author's Note

My first fanfic.
By the way, this will be a short story and there will only be about 2 or 3 chapters max as i am inexperienced in writing.

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