Pinkie Pie's Fourth-Wall Insanity
Chapter 2: What do you mean Chapter 2?! Let me out!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterSpike had absolutely no time to look away or dismiss it, as Pinkie Pie abruptly began galloping out and away. Spike attempted to call out to Pinkie Pie in shock, but his words fell on deaf ears.
"W-what the- Hey!"
Spike attempted to run after Pinkie Pie, but his little legs could only take him so far. Ontop of that, Pinkie Pie was occasionally just as fast as Rainbow Dash.
As spike reached the door, he discovered that there was only a gust of wind nearby fading away, and a big Pinkie Pie shaped hole through the door.
He hopped through the hole in the door, his head snapping to a fixed direction as he heard a loud splat. Spike couldn't comprehend much, as all he saw was a crazed Pinkie Pie which.. wasn't so pink anymore. A nearby pony (Lyra) stood next to Pinkie Pie, shellshocked and staring at the trail of blood Pinkie had left. Pinkie Pie glossed over this, and instead started speaking, while throwing her hooves out.
"I can't stop, i can't stop- i can't stop!"
She sped away, leaving a total mess and a grimace on Spike's face. Spike fell to his knees, trying to comprehend what just happened. They were just supposed to make a surprise birthday party for Twilight Sparkle, who was currently in Canterlot and was returning tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie zipped across Ponyville mindlessly. It grabbed the attention of every pony in the town including Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash immediately flew out, trying to catch up to Pinkie Pie. After about 2 or 3 houses were destroyed in the process of Pinkie Pie being chased by Rainbow Dash, they were finally side-to-side. Rainbow Dash spoke in an exhausted but firm voice, all the while keeping up with Pinkie.
"Hey! What're you doing?!"
Pinkie Pie paid no attention to Rainbow Dash physically, but she did start spouting. She seemed completely caught up with her breath. A huge contrast to Rainbow Dash, who's panting was currently louder than her wings flapping.
"Canterlot High isn't the real mirror world! This grass is as fake as Suri's gems! I need out, i want out, let me out.."
Rainbow Dash stopped panting momentarily, an extremely concerned look on her face.
"What're you talking about?! Are you okay??"
Pinkie Pie's voice slowly started to sound insane. She was truly yelling now. She had every reason to, as she now saw everything as hollow. Her friends looked fake, the clouds looked fake, SHE looked fake..
"We're written! I was never good at anything and i'm supposed to use silly words! Every single day here is planned out, and the weather is supposed to move by itself!! AHHH!"
Pinkie Pie looked like she wanted to rip her mane out by now. She looked like she wanted to tear her skin apart and jump out of it as if it was a prison; and frankly, that kinda was what it was like for her.
"Our existence depends and continues off of stupid fanfics written by people we've never met!"
Before Rainbow Dash could call Pinkie Pie crazy or apprehend her, she suddenly got about 20% faster and ran through about 12 more houses, the loud crashes not even waiting for the other one, like an unguided symphony.
Author's Note
The pony who Pinkie Pie ran through was Bon Bon, if you didn't catch that.
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