Its Not Order

by Mister Olvidos

2.Pacient

Previous Chapter

The summer sun celebration has arrived and all the ponies will now gather in Canterlot to celebrate the traditional holiday.

But there was a small problem.

They didn't know if it was time to start the party or if the party was over.

Because?

Well, for something as simple as that: The moon and the sun were in the sky and it wasn't exactly because of an eclipse.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE THE STARS WERE ENSLAVED?

And for once the reason for this wasn't your fault.

Oh it's really true!

Although in Canterlot they were blaming someone else...

" WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ?"

In Canterlot the princesses of night and day had disappeared and everything was in total chaos.

"How do you want me to know Twilight, you just woke me up!"

"What if it's a state attack or other nations don't try to invade what if Pinkie loses her pinkie-sense?"

Spike quickly approached Twilight and looked at her seriously.

"Twilight calm down Don't have a panic attack now!"

Spike gently began to pet Twilight and began to calm her down. He soon pulled her into a hug and the pony's breathing calmed down.

" I hate how small you make me feel with that raise you got."

"Because?"

" I think I prefer your small and cute version."

Spike snorted into the alicorn's hair. He had figured out how to grow bigger a while ago and had stayed in his form about two centimeters taller than Twilight. It wasn't much but it still bothered the princess.

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"Are you bothered by my super cool version?"

" I'm just not used to it, that's all " Twilight pouted as she blushed.

Twilight curled up into Spike's chest for some shelter.

While these two were making one of the most incestuous ships in the fandom come true, somewhere else someone was watching their nightmares come true.


"NOOOOO!!!! LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME RAPE PLANTS!!"

You can't deny that you haven't gone to some dark corner of the Internet and not know what I'm talking about.

The plants wrapped around Anon's currently draconic ankles and began to drag him into the darkness of the everfree forest as you frantically struggled to get out.

"HELP PLEASE!!!AHHHHH !!!"

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-Oh come on stop crying.

The anthropomorphic woman took a drink while looking at the human who was watching her from a corner with anger and tears in his eyes.

-You enjoyed it, didn't you? I didn't hear you complain while we were at it.

-You drugged me...

- AND ?

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The shadows swallowed your ~~memories~~ soon violated body.

But Im not doing this now, so they have to bear it because I don't wish them so much harm.
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Location: Tree of Harmony

Hours later

The elements *cough*bioweapons*cough* finally repaired calmly after avoiding a catastrophe (oh sacred multiverse what am I doing with my life..) caused by some seeds that germinated a thousand years late and surrounded the tree of harmony. They only managed to defeat it by putting the elements back in their place.

Celestia (pony version) like the bitch that sometimes becomes (only sometimes) took part of the credit even though she didn't do a fucking thing.

"I knew my little ponies could do it..."

But Anon chose that moment to appear and save us from that speech.

"WHO THE HELL CREATED THOSE RAPE PLANTS?!?!?!?"

At this moment you were wearing an alicorn form after the light bulb went on and you will remember that you are a god When i started thinking of myself that way? and you broke free from the violating vines and began to search for the origin until you got here.

Discord chose that moment to appear.

"Looks like my gardening problem has been fixed!"

"It was you?!"

Discord noticed you and his eyes narrowed to slits and he just let out a small "oh" before you lunged towards him.

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-You're a very curious person, you know?

-Because?

- Because you don't obey any god.

-That doesn't make me special among the millions who are like me.

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"YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!"

A few seconds of intense fighting went by that I won't describe but basically consisted of Discord screaming like a little girl and running away from you. Before Luna had enough and stopped them with her magic; or at least she tried to.

"ENOUGH, STOP THIS CHILDISH GAME!!!"

Discord seemed to calm down a little but you didn't even scream, opening your mouth like the monster from the first season of Stranger Things. You roared in Luna's face as you slowly broke her spell.

Luna didn't flinch in the slightest while the others behind her trembled in pure terror but Celestia wasn't affected either. You narrowed your eyes.

"Have we met before? Only people I've met before are semi-immune to my roar. Where have we met before..."

Turning invisible and breaking free from Luna's spell, you began to play cat of wonder.

"But when did little Luna meet me before? I played for a long time at dressing up as her mentor. But where did she get my cries?"

You began to play with reality and a mist began to rise from the ground, enveloping the ponies.

"Ohhhh... But you weren't always in Equestria right? A moon needs to visit its home sometimes right? Your own soul transformed into something darker and you trying to fight me didn't exactly go very well, did it?"

An image started to form and a scene of the Moon could be seen where Nightmare Moon was trying to attack Anon from the past to no avail. Your sharp smile became visible to them.

"But in the end I liked you and I played a little game with you, right?"

Suddenly the Anon from the past disappears and Nightmare finds herself playing in a maze but still on the moon with different puzzles.

"Didn't my dead-end maze amuse you?"

Luna had started to tear up at this point suddenly a snap sounded and all illusion disappeared. You looked at the one responsible for this.

~~You're jokes are cruel~~ Discord

"Awwww. So now the rulers of Equestria and the Lord of Chaos have become friends? I was surprised you didn't enjoy my little show."

Discord looked at you with a disgusted look but there was also a hint of pain in his eyes.

Something you didn't know.

You didn't like it.

Before you embraced the unknown like a child with a candy-

Finally one of the others pulled out balls from where he didn't have any and moved forward.

"W-who are you? " it was Twilight

A smile not as evil as the previous one spread across your face.

"I, my dear child, am known as:"

Gathering some energy to make a dramatic presentation you shouted:

"I AM ANON THE GOD OF BALANCE!!!!"

The earth shook beneath you and hazy lights flashed in the background.

"Who?" you heard someone murmur.

You calmed down a bit and looked at the element of magic again.

"I'm surprised Twilight, that Celestia's pupil doesn't know who I am."

"How do you know who I am?"

You transformed into a blue and gold draconequus and brought your head closer to Twilight's head.

"Oh dear mortal. I know many things"

Your eyes began to transform into different ones in the different adventures of the elements of harmony.

"Many things..."

Suddenly, a lion's paw stopped you from your game again, only to see the spirit of disharmony stopping you. You looked at him with a sour face.

"Party pooper."

Your head returned to your body and you approached the draconequus

" Aren't you Mr. Fun? What's wrong?"

Following a little to make fun of him you stick to him and start to wrap yourself around him

"The immortal can't stand a little chaos? ( you're an hypocrite )"

Discord began to blush at the closeness, you moved closer to his lip and lowered your voice to almost a whisper.

" I wonder if your lips taste like chocolate milk... ( They taste like strawberry )"

They were just millimeters away from kissing and Discord's breathing was labored as he looked into your eyes. But suddenly your senses reminded you that you had an audience. You quickly pulled away and turned into a dragon of opposite colors to Spike's but the same size.

" Since you are so entertaining mortals, I will stay with you for a while."

Your tail lengthened unnaturally and coiled around Spike like a viper and you latched onto him.

"Your pupil will have a new guest in her library." you addressed Celestia.

Spike finally spoke and said

"But we don't have any more rooms!"

A deep laugh that shouldn't have come out of your small body shook you.

"That's settled little Spyro"

And you disappeared from there with the smell of coffee in the air.

Celestia and Luna looked at Discord with incriminating eyes.


Later at Canterlot Castle


"What the hell did you do with him?!!"

Celestia was currently using Canterlot's voice on Discord who was covering his ears with toilet brushes while Luna stared into space lost in her thoughts.

"What could I have done? He's just like that!" He complained.

"DON'T LIE TO ME DISCORD, I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM! THEY ARE WORSE THAN THEY WERE BEFORE THE CASTLE INCIDENT!"

With this Discord got angry

"YOU PROMISED NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!"

Luna finally reacted and seeing how the two were screaming she intervened

"ENOUGH!!"

Seeing Luna's intervention with her Canterlot voice, they both calmed down and stopped shouting at each other. Luna sat back down on her pouf, her gaze lost among the marble tiles, searching between the joints of the tiles for the answers she so desperately needed.

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"I remember the labyrinth he showed us... My dark counterpart was angry at him for abandoning us when we needed him the most. That he would simply disappear. We tried to fight him but he was powerful. Much more powerful than before. In the end he trapped us in the labyrinth which was something we never fully understood."

< Curiously, it was the labyrinth that kept us sane on the moon. From time to time there were some sectors that showed us our happiest memories and it was a rest area. The first 47 we destroyed out of pure frustration and anger, then we got used to it and enjoyed our time there. But there was always something strange. And it was strange even for the one we are talking about. When we reached a memory with him suddenly everything failed and the rest room disappeared, putting us back in the labyrinth. It was always like that. One day the labyrinth turned off.

We were in a small garden playing a simple spear game when suddenly the bonfires that illuminated the place went out, the spear game fell to the ground and the vegetation turned grey around us.

In a way, we knew it, we were free.

But a moon dweller appeared.

He was scrawny, barely an excuse for being. He had fallen into the labyrinth by accident during its blackout. He was nothing.

But it reminded us of freedom.

And we exploded

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"All I know is that it took three days until the labyrinth was working again. In that time we tortured the little boy like nothing more than a cockroach. By the time we were done, we had almost completed a Tartarus summoning circle with his blood while his guts were spilled into the circle as an offering to the beast. The labyrinth didn't please him. The corpse and the ritual disappeared but somehow... The spirit of that porcupine haunted me. It followed me for 50 years in the labyrinth."

At that point Luna burst into tears, muttering apologies under her breath. Celestia approached her sister and began to comfort her, Discord stood to the side, unsure of what to do, uncomfortable with the emotionally fragile subject. After a few coos from Celestia and Luna wiping her tears with her wings, the latter looked at Discord with red eyes. With a weak, almost pleading voice she asked:

"He hadn't been like this since Grogar. His power was greater; I couldn't measure it, but I did know something."

Luna looked up and fixed her gaze on Discord.

"There was still something of them in him. But at the same time, in his eyes, his soul was lost. Discord, what did you do?"

Discord played with his paws softly, moving nervously, seeing in Luna's eyes hundreds of memories that now shone painfully.

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-Discord, let's go, they're not worth it.

-....

-Discord? Come on, stop that, you're scaring me.

-...

-Discord! Please stop, you're hurting me! You're going to make me-

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Discord sighed deeply.

"When I lost control, before the elements of harmony, he came to visit me and I... I couldn't stand the look of disappointment in their eyes. And I just took our bond... He was always so open with me, sharing his feelings and even then he trusted me and I..."

Discord stopped floating and sat regretfully on the ground with his eyes tearing up.

"He trusted me and I simply took away from them what made them themselves ."

He confessed to his crimes, that's new.

Celestia watched Discord in horror, gritting her teeth and tearing up before releasing Luna and launching herself at the male. Conjuring magic, Celestia raised her hoof and punched him in the snout, causing a loud crack and sending Discord flying backwards. The latter didn't even try to defend himself.

Luna woke up alarmed and looked her sister in the eyes.

"What did he mean sister?"

Celestia wiped her tears with her wings.

"Remember that mental link we made a few years after Tirek? The bastard changed it."

Luna frowned as she remembered, and when she finally managed to find the memory she was mentioning, understanding came to her eyes. As soon as this happened, a dark aura enveloped her and she tried to throw herself at Discord who was just getting up, but it must be emphasized that she tried. Celestia stopped her with a wing and whispered:

"Leave it."

Discord finally managed to get up and his snout was crooked but he brought his hands to his face and put it in its normal position.

"Leave her, I deserve it."

Both females turned their heads at this watching as he staggered closer.

"As soon as I did it I realized the mistake I had made. I had left him asleep for three years, causing his mind to create a new reality."

" So it was your fault that I turned into my dark phase?! You know that he was always there for me in those moments! And you do that stupid thing?! Damn idiot!"

Luna tried again to throw herself at Discord, but Celestia held her in place with an iron grip. The dark alicorn thrashed for a few moments, struggling uselessly before falling back, defeated, she brought her hooves to her head and began to wheeze. Celestia looked at Discord with a dead expression, failed.

" Is there a way to get him back?"

"I don't know. Chaos magic changes its patterns every 100 years and at that time I acted under strong feelings which makes it even more impossible. And the truth? I doubt it's possible."

"What if we do?"

"I don't think it's possible."

"I SAID: WHAT IF WE DO IT?!" The solar monarch shouted.

Discord stepped back slightly at Celestia's shout. He conjured a small ball of bubble gum.

"Even if he did, he wouldn't be the same. A thousand years of memories have passed, the part of him we want will be altered, almost damaged. There's no chance, Celi."

Celestia let go of Luna who simply fell to the ground slowly with a thud. Celestia looked out the window that showed a view of the entire kingdom of Equestria. With a fragile voice she spoke.

"They were our F̴̨̢̛̝̲̖̩̜̟̹̀͑̃̄͛͘ͅÁ̷̢̯̩̮̲̻̼̱ͅT̸̛̻̙̟͕̣͍̱͖͆͛H̸̢̠̯̜͉̝̻̺̹͈͗͐͝Ě̴̬͖̺̫͖͈̰̐̋͆͛̐R̷̡̛͔͍̓̉͗́̈́͌"

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The chimera was in this black void again. But the figure from before was no longer there.

Now there was only a small nightstand where a book was open, its pages burning without a flame in sight.

Discord approached the book where he saw a photo of the two sisters slowly burning starting from their faces.

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Discord blinked.

" We lost our virginity with him. We had our first orgy with him..."

This was what had changed now? A weird porn version of the world? Why was this happening?

Celestia turned to Discord and pressed her face against his.

" Did you love how much he stuck his cock in you?! Didn't you love when he used his knowledge and made us feel like we were in heaven?"

His stomach turned into a knot. He had never talked about sexual matters with the alicorn sisters and the fact that such an intimate act that only the two of you shared was with someone else disgusted him. Although a small murmur of confession escaped him due to his disordered mind.

"Yes, of course, but..."

" BUT WHAT?! MHM? YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU DID! IF YOU LOVED HIM LIKE WE DO THEN WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HIM?! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE BECOME DISCORD!"

Celestia pulled back slightly with tears spilling down her cheeks trying to rebuild the dam of her feelings.

"If you loved him... why did you hurt him?"

Silence settled in the room and Discord threw the rubber ball to the floor with force which broke into a thousand pieces showing that inside it was a fractured heart along with a locket. Discord dropped to the floor with blue tears spilling out. The confusion of this whole situation finally catching up to him.

"I loved him much more than you... " he whispered.

The small golden locket opened, revealing an image of Discord kissing a figure blurred by a red magical trail. The locket was quickly rusting.

𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑬 𝑼𝑺 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬