This is weird. This is a weird fic. Stop now if you don't want to read something weird.

This is the story of how Twilight Sparkle became Twilight Whore. This was also narrated by a friend of mine who doesn't really watch the show and is generally messed up with the things he says. In this fanfic, you can expect to find gratuitous amounts of sex, poor characterizaiton, terrible names and a plot that isn't coherent at all.

You've been warned.