A scaredy-cat rich stallion. A wisecracking skirmisher. A definitely real brutal bad guy. What do these all have in common? No, they don't appear in a joke about a bar, they were just late to their interviews. After nine interviews beforehand, hopefully the meetings of these colorful characters (and maybe a few others) will have been worth the wait.

Loosely based on Meet the Team: Pony Fortress 2 by The Usurper. Asked for permission, pending a response. I highly recommend that story first, as there will be heavy spoilers. There will also be inconsistencies, as this is a pretty light-hearted comedy-focused story that isn't strict on accuracy to the source material.

Cover art by parallel black.