A New Hero In Equestria.
We can definitely work with this
Previous ChapterNext ChapterPonyville castle one day later. Early In the morning.
Rex was groaning as a duster flew in his face. He angrily swatted the cleaning item away as a blue arua faded from it. Next to him was rairty who was eagerly cleaning up the castle.
Twilight was also getting ready nearby. The alicorn had practically grabbed every single book related to humans , weapons, and ancient history. Admittedly the ancient history books took up most of the table. The other girl looked up at the pile of books with awe. Even for Twilight this amount of books was unexpected. Did she seriously think the princesses needed all of them?
Regardless of that fact Twilight was scurrying around trying to set up. She repeatedly bumped into rex. "Hey Twilight?" She ignored him. Then she pushed him aside quickly to grab another book. "Twi!" she of course ignored him again as she was far to lost in thought. He sighed before reaching down an picking the mare up with both hands.
She squirmed for a moment acting similar to a dog that didn't enjoy getting grabbed. With less biting. Eventually she calmed down an pouted in her elevated position. Sure she could probably teliport out of his girp but she was to upset to think. "Rex! Put me down they could be here any second! Also your gonna rip your bandages!"
He did not put her down instead he pulled her closer to meet his eyes. "Calm the fuck down. Your also a princess. You need to chill." He spoke slowly and clearly. She slowly nodded in response. "Good. You gotta stop overreacting."
The look twilight gave him could put fluttershys to shame." Im not overeacting ! This could be a war meeting for all we know! There's no way the princesses haven't heard about the attack!" The girl all got a shiver down their spines. Rex rolled his eyes.
"I highly doubt that. They can teliport right so they would've been here the same day most likely right?" Twilight nodded. "Plus you've allready mentioned to me they would so up at some point. They probably just wanna meet me for uh..... judging probably."
Twilight was about to retort when rex heard a strange sound behind him.
"Well thats not how I would've put it but I suppose you could call it that." He turned to see the voice that spoke. Only to be faced with two very tall horses. Well alicorns.
The who spoke was the taller of the two. A majestic white coat with a stunning rainbow main that seemed almost ethereal. Her voice could only be described as motherly. She stood just a few inches taller then himself
Next to her was another alicorn who while taller then the other ponys was still shorter then himself. Not by alot. She had a dark blue coat with a misty star filled mane. She also was rubbing her head. The girl looked agitated. "A pleasure to meet you rex. Twilight has been updating me on you. I see your relationship has improved quite abit." The mare barely held in a chuckle. Both rex an twilight blushed before he quickly dropped the mare onto the ground.
Rainbow dash openly laugh while the other girl did there best not to chuckle themselves. All though they had to admit that being held by their resident human was not something they would mind. A thought that caused all of them to turn a shade. Luckily rex was not paying them any mind. "Nice to meet you your majesties." He gave them a simple greeting only for the two princess to start circling around him. Pointing things back.
"Fairly young I see mid twentys I'm guessing. Abit skinny very sour disposition." Her comments caught him off guard. Luna then lifted his shirt. Normally he would've smacked the shit out of her but he didn't for some reason. Either they were using some magic on him or he was shocked. The girls seemed to watched with intrigued as luna exposed his torso. While it was still covered in bandages most of the bruies have allready faded an enough of his skin showed for everyone to see."hmm he may be skinny but he has a decent amount of muscle here. Likely the blades doing. But we can definitely worked with this.
Fluttershy hid her face behind her mane. Clearly hiding a blush. Twilight brain seemed to short circuit. All though this was more because of the princesses then his body. Even if an eye wondered to it. Rairty full on fainted onto a sofa that appeared out of nowhere. Applejack and rainbow were simply enjoying the veiw. Pinkie last took a picture. Well it would last longer. Once rex mind catched up with him he quickly shoved his shirt down.
"Hey ever heard of personal space!" Luna rolled her eyes annoyed. Her sister chuckled signaling to luna to back off abit. Admittedly the girls kinda wish they could've seen more but kept that to themselves. Princess celestia spoke up to defend their actions.
"My apologies rex we simply needed a closer look at you. You see as the hero chosen by the sword it falls to us in this room to train you." He made a gesture to everyone in the room.
"Train me? Uh ok ill admit the girls are probably tougher then I realized but besides rainbow an applejack they dont take me as fighters." Celestia laughed abit shaking her head.
"Oh no they wont be training you to fight. They will teach you something far more valuable. But you'll see soon enough." He scoffed. Of course she not going to elaborate. What is this a fucking movie? A poorly written story?
Luna spoke up. Her voice demanding his full attention. "I shall train thee in the ways of combat! Thy shall become a powerful warrior under my teaching." He nodded noting she seem particularly pissed.
"Uh are you angry or something goth night?"
She snarled at him. This honestly suprised everyone besides celestia. The dark mare stepped forward making him back up. Her temper clearly boiling over.
"Thys mindscape has been vexing me for over a week! Thy dreams are so chaotic I swore discord himself created you!" Her sister held out a hoof which seemed to calm the angry mare."My apologies rex. I should have kept my composure. Our training shall begin within the month or so."
He justed nodded not wanting to reopen that can of worms. Celestia then turned her attention to the girls."On other matters we must discuss the state of ponyville. The fear caused by the attack will only serve to fuel Anguish's power. We must find a way to lift the spirit of the ponies of ponyville. It should also involve Rex in some capacity to help improve his image." Rex scoffed at the last part. He saved the town along with three fillys. Yet it seems most of the town been even more weary of him.
Apparently his primal rage way of fighting along with destroying a building wasn't helping. To be fair though nobody lit any pitch forks. Also he got a basket of muffins from derpy so in his book hes winning.
The girls discussed options ranging from a book fair to an aerial stunt show. Apon being told rex can't fly rainbow dash replied with. "Thats why its a stunt show! We drop him from forty thousand feet and I catch him just before he lands!" Her idea was immediately shot down.
She pouted but rex came over and place a hand on her shoulder. "Hey to be fair If I was drunk I totally would've done it." His comment made her smile. The girls really weren't getting anywhere untill pinkies eyes shot open. "Ooo ooooo I got we could put on a huge talent show! Everyone in town can participate! Rex could be the big final show!" The idea was well received by everyone besides rex who was out voted by everyone.
"What the hell am I supposed to do I don't have any talents! None worth showing on stage!" Rairty gently patted him on the back. He only sighedvin response.
"Darling Im sure you have plenty of things you can do! You'll do marvelous darling."
Her words didn't inspire confidence."As its been decided ponyville will throw a talent show the prize will be a secret reward decided by me and my sister." Celestia proudly stated as she an luna made Their way out."I will see you then my little ponys an my little human."
Rex just stood there speachless. But much like everything else in his life he had to such it up and make the best of his situation. He had an idea of what he could do. It was just that he didn't want to.
"Wait a second isnt my little human sound abit weird to anyone else?"
No response.
Author's Note
Yes the girls are down bad.
They are all moronsexuals.
Rex is an idiot case closed
