A New Hero In Equestria.

by freindlyweirdo
What happens when a human is forced to save a world he doesn't know. What if that human is a real jerk. What if profanity?

Rex was an average human male. He worked at a failing restaurant and spent his nights watching tv. But one night a portal opened. Forcing him to do something else for a change.
Princess celestia needed to summon a hero. Someone worthy of a mighty sword. For a new villain had arrived. The embodiment of wrath an death has sworn to destroy equestria.
Sadly she only had one rude human, 6 ponies and a baby dragon.

Incomplete
Human
Romance
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Adventure
Profanity
Violence
 
MOSP

22787 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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16 Chapters:

  1. Evil Eye 2024-09-19 06:40:21 UTC
    720
  2. Why did I touch a random sword 2024-09-19 22:46:20 UTC
    1084
  3. Wait dragons? 2024-09-22 04:13:53 UTC
    1172
  4. That hurt! That really hurt 2024-09-22 06:11:18 UTC
    1032
  5. Thats one hell of a story 2024-09-23 21:58:58 UTC
    2096
  6. Could be worse 2024-09-24 21:13:24 UTC
    847
  7. I Don't Smile 2024-09-25 01:46:31 UTC
    1341
  8. Its Complicated. 2024-09-25 04:27:16 UTC
    1744
  9. Your on skittles 2024-09-25 07:08:27 UTC
    1173
  10. "Touch her an i'll break that horn off!" 2024-09-26 19:16:49 UTC
    1768
  11. I wont let her suffer 2024-10-18 04:33:32 UTC
    1808
  12. Bookworm 2025-01-04 07:46:59 UTC
    1472
  13. Get out of here! 2025-01-05 10:27:13 UTC
    1857
  14. Im fine really 2025-01-15 09:05:04 UTC
    1110
  15. We can definitely work with this 2025-01-21 08:04:03 UTC
    1516
  16. Better days 2025-01-29 07:38:17 UTC
    2047