One day, when one of Abby Cadabby’s spells goes awry, Elmo and his friend Zoe are whisked to a world of magical multicolored horses. It’s a three-and-a-half-year-old monster’s dream come tru - wait, what does that gray one have in her pocket…?

*TRIGGER WARNINGS*
This story is stuffed with all things muppets, silly, family-friendly wholesomeness and humor, references, and memes galore. It's the first ever(?) Sesame Street fic on this site. If that isn’t your cup of tea, no one is making you read this. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The title of this story is based off this song here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNgLtv4mT44, which is a parody of the song “Rock Lobster.” So, a fic title that's a parody of a parody song. Yeah, that tracks.

Cover art by Chao0071. The only edit I made was covering the swear with an emoji. You can find the original (unedited) art here. https://www.deviantart.com/chao0071/art/PET-ROCKS-ARE-SO-IMPORTANT-883071774