Hi 👋 my name is [REDACTED] and your probably wondering 🤔 how the Buck I got into Equestria? Well... you see one day I was just minding my own Business doing my usual Activities. Like Playing Minecraft, Watching Anime Shows, Drawing or Sewing or Listening 🎶 to Music.

Than Suddenly BOOM! A BUCKING ENITY APPEARED IN MY ROOM!!! "HELLO HUMAN~ IT IS I!!! THE ENITY WH-"

I throw a F×cking Calico Cat Pillow 🐈 at their Damb Face.

"YOUR BEING TOO LOUD!!! Please just talk Normally Dude!" They grabbed the Pillow and throw it at my Bed.

"Ok Sorry about that, but I'm here to isekai'd you into the MLP World 🌎 since I'm Bored and have nothing else better to do." I look at them Questionly but not Complaining either.

"OK I'm totally Cool with the Idea 💡 but please tell me the Bad News and Good News, I've read and watched too many isekai'd to be cautious ⚠️ of Random ass Enity's including Fucking Truck-Chan or Ken." I went to sit on my Bed and my Heart has calmed down a bit.

"OK the Bad News is that you can't choose your own Species and Gender including how your Appearance Look and what type of MLP World your gonna live in, Good News I'll give you 5 Wishes to help you survive better, so make sure to choose wisely." they flamboyantly float while drinking an Unknown Beverage.

"OK... Before I decided on anything what’s gonna happen with everyone I know once I get Reincarnated? Their gonna Question about my Disappearance."

I looked at them in Concern.

"Don't Worry I have another Reincarnated Person who is interested to Replace you to have a Better and Happier Life."

Moving their hands in their Pocket just to show me a Picture of a Anthro Turtle...

"Uh... what a minute... Is that Jennika?!?! from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's???" I looked at the Picture in Surprise and Curiosity. "What the Buck happened to her! To make you decide that she should be Reincarnated in my Original Body???" The Enity just looked at me in my Eyes and placed their hand on my Shoulder and said... "The Dimensions she was in was ABSOLUTELY TARTARUS!!! Like Holly Sh×t!!! If you read the Comics or YouTube Videos about her, you'll know what BS! She had to Deal with." they shake me like crazy!

"OK OK STOP SHAKING ME!" I grabbed both of their hands and let go once they stopped "Anyways please tell me your not Sending me into a Bucked Up Verizon of Equestria..."

"OH TARTARUS NO! I'm not one of those Mean Enity's who throws people into a Unknown World unprepared and Planned out, like Damb! Do you have any Idea how many Humans or other creatures who got Reincarnated into their new Bodies and instantly gets injured because they sent them in a Unsafe Location, like the Everfree Forest!!! Or something else that is not Related to MLP!" They Complain Madly on how unresponsible they are while refilling their Beverage.

"Oh thank Goodness! I'm so Glad that your not Evil despite not being able to choose my own Species and Appearance." I sigh in relief while laying on my Bed. "Is there anything I should know before I make my 5 Wishes?"

"Yes you do Young Human, the Verizon of the MLP World I'm sending you will definitely be in Cartoon and Anime Style since I know you can't handle Realistic Sh×t! When it comes to Extream Gore or Bugs."

They said while placing their Beverage on my Desk "Also some things will be familiar to you but the Characters you know that happens in the show will definitely go differently from the Original Script and you don't have to worry about seeing Private Parts of every Creatures. "

"I know that type of World will make you uncomfortable to deal with, I'll send you a Special Book that you can read later to know how different the Original MLP from your new Reality." they Flamboyantly said while grabbing their empty Glass Cup and throw it in the open mini portal. "Here's some Examples that I can tell you about, Remember that one Episode where Rarity has a Crush on Trenderhoof but he's more Romantically interested in Earth Pony’s? "

"Instead of having a Huge Fight and while that Poor Stallion unknowingly cause Drama"

"Applejack Gently told him that she's not Romantically interested in him and said she's a lesbian while he Respectful understand and accepted the Situation while Rarity and Spike is surprised about her being Gay."

They said while brushing their Hair

"Spike told Trenderhoof that Rarity is Infatuation Toward Him so he Gently put Rarity down as well like how Applejack did to him. After that everypony and Spike enjoyed the Festival that is happening in Ponyville."

I looked at them in interest of the Information they gave me. "Wow OK than... glad they resolved the Problem without unnecessary Drama." I said intriguingly while slowly thinking on what I should wish for.

"Have you decided on the Wish yet?" they looked at me while Holding a Clipboard and a Glowing Pencil on their Left Hand. "Yeah I have, here's my 5 Wishes."

"1- I want a Mary Poppins Pouch that is OP but I'm the only one who can use it unless I gave that creature permission to grab or look in my Pouch."

"2- I don’t want to worry about my Hygiene anymore because I suck at taking care of myself since I got Bucking 15 Cavities from not Brushing my Teeth for 15 Months out of bad habit. "

"3- I want to have an Analyze Status Window of any Creature and Object."

"4- I want to be very Good at Inventing stuff from my World or my Original Ideas and modify it."

"5- I want to have Auto Skills to Temporary get a Rush of Knowledge and Experience to do Certain things like Playing a Piano 🎹 or Wood 🪵 Crafting and Speaking 🔊 in a Different Language, and if I decide to pursue that certain Skill that I actual want to learn and remember, it will permanently stay in my Brain but slowly forget what I learn if I don't practice learning that certain skill."

I Confidently said while being kinda anxious at the same time.

The Enity wrote it down in their Clipboard quickly and said

"Your the Second Reincarnated Person I know who wanted a Mary Poppins Bag."

"While yours is a Pouch, while the other Wishes you made is either Uncommon or completely new to me that I'm aware of." They Happily said "I'll be sending you into a Clean Cut Grass Hill where no Creature or Animal is around to see you at all so you can get used to your new body and skills you have including thinking of a Backstory for yourself."

They said Excitedly

"PS I made up a Fake Country for you to actually be able to be in and the the Grass Hill should be Safe for you to stay for 3 Days before any Animal or Creature notice you." They tapped their glowing pencil on the Clipboard thinking.

"Anyways are you ready to go now?"

I jump off my Bed and took 3 big deep Breath to mentally and physically prepare myself.

"HECK YEAH! I'm ready when you are!"

The room grew quiet as I looked at the peculiar being before me. They had a playful twinkle in their eye, and their voice was like a mix of sugar and sarcasm. "Alright, hold on to your socks, 'cause you're about to get a taste of the magical world of Equestria!" With a dramatic flourish of their arm, the room around us began to shimmer.

I felt a weird sensation, like someone was tickling my skin with feathers dipped in glitter. The walls of my room started to melt away, revealing a lush hill with grass so green it looked like it had been painted with a neon brush. The sky above was a canvas of pastel blues, with a smattering of clouds that looked like they'd been scooped out of a bowl of sherbet.

As my surroundings changed, so did my body. It was as if I was wearing a new suit of clothes, except these were made of flesh and bone, and I had to get used to the feel of them. I looked down and gasped. In place of my usual two legs, I had four, and my hands had turned into hooves. I had been transformed into a pegasus, complete with a pair of majestic wings that fluttered awkwardly behind me.

The enity watched with a smirk as I stumbled around, trying to get used to my new form. "Welcome to your new home," they said, their voice now softer and more soothing than before. "Remember, you've got those five wishes to help you out, so use 'em wisely. And don't forget to read that book I gave you, it'll fill you in on the differences between your world and this one."

With a final wink, they snapped their fingers, and I found myself standing on the hill, the warm sun on my face and the gentle breeze playing with my mane. I looked down at the pouch that had appeared at my side. It was surprisingly light, and I could feel the power thrumming through it. This was going to be one heck of an adventure.

I decided to see if I have a Status Window of myself to see what I looked like and well... I look like a Color Swapped Version of Cozy Glow and I'm born in the Wrong Gender. Instead of being a Filly I'm a Young Colt.

"Well Sh×t! I look like a Knock Off Verizon of her... I don’t know how to grab stuff with my Hooves.. Oh Celestia please tell me I can at leat walk like a Human!"

As I took my first step, I wobbled like a newborn foal, my legs unsteady beneath me. I took a deep breath and focused on the sensation of walking on two legs. To my surprise, the feeling transferred over, and I managed to trot a few steps before I took flight with a clumsy leap. The wind rushed past me as I soared through the air, the exhilaration of flying for the first time racing through my veins. It was like nothing I had ever experienced before!

And than... I fall down quickly... I decided to learn how to fly later and looked around, trying to get my bearings. The landscape was stunning, with rolling hills that stretched out for miles and a quaint village nestled in the valley below. The buildings looked like they had been plucked straight from a children's book, all bright colors and whimsical architecture. It was both surreal and exciting.

"OH MY STARS! Is that Ponyville?!?! OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO COOL!!!" I excitedly said.

But I Pause myself and remembered that I have to get used to my body and skills including creating a Backstory... after all they did say that the hill will be safe to be in for 3 days.

So I decided to use my first Wish, I thought really hard about what I wanted my Mary Poppins Pouch to look like. After a few moments, I felt the pouch on my side change. The Color changed into a Maximum Blue Purple while the Ruffles in the opening of the Pouch is Brilliant Lavender While the latches are Purpureus, the size of a Pouch fits perfectly on my neck with zero weight. I could feel the magic pulsing through it, and a sense of satisfaction filled me.

That's right, no more lugging around heavy Books or Supplies.

Next, I focused on my Hygiene Wish. Instantly, I felt a tingle all over my body, and when I touched my teeth with my tongue, they felt cleaner than ever. A mental notification popped up, confirming that my Wish had been used.

Thank Goodness i don't have to clean myself ever again.

Considering I had a notoriously sweet tooth and I can get rid of any Sweat on my body.

My third wish was about the Analyze Status Window. I pointed my hoof at a nearby butterfly, and a translucent screen appeared in front of my eyes, displaying detailed information about the creature's species, age, and health. I could even see my new name "Mellow Glow" guess that's my new name. I scrolled don't a little more and see my Bloodline Data and Home Country I was Born in.

It said I'm Born in Zokanwa... I guess the name is not that bad sense most of the Countries in Equestria is a Pun. While my Bloodline said I have inherent Earth Pony Magic, Pegasi Magic, Unicorn Magic, Dragon Fire Breathe with a Strong Digestive System, Smooze the reason why their Body Functions Differently, OK know I'm Curious, I clicked on my Bloodline to get more Information and it opened up.

• Earth Pony Magic -Has No Visible Strain and Enjoying Long-Lasting Stamina, Excellent Sense of Balance, Stacking and Coordinating several objects on top of one another without difficulty.

Sadly you do not poses the ability to use their Tail as if they were Prehensile Fifth Limbs including Controlling their Mane, and Supper Strength that some/most Earth Ponies are able to Hurl a Large Boulder over a great Distance or Break or Smash in Half and Slamming a Door Open.

At least you are able to Magical Grow Plants by tapping your hooves on the ground or plant, Your hooves will glow a Bright Green when they invoke magic while being able to manipulate Vines into acting like Appendages including other stuff.

"Oh Cool! I can probably use it to improve my cooking skills and probably sell Consumable Goods in the future."

• Pegasi Magic - Can Manipulate the Clouds to make Ice 🧊 and Water 💧, but sadly can't fully walk on Clouds like other Pegasi since you will Sink Through them and fall Down.

"NOOO! That means I can't use it as a Bed!! I have to Constantly walk on the Cloud Nonstop so I won’t fall Down!"

• Unicorn Magic - Can't Levitate or Telekinesis like other Unicorns but you do have a Bigger Manna Pool than most Unicorn Foals, it will definitely help you with your future Rune Magic you will do including Enchantments.

"Uh... OK that's interesting bu- what is that a Note?"

(You know how usually Unicorns get Magic Surges? Well... since your Originally Born a Human being and never had Experience Magic in their Life. Your gonna have to take "Suppression Surge Pills 💊" so you won't go out of Control with the Magic Build Up.

(Don't worry i already put it in your Pouch from your Friendly Enity. )

"..... Oh man I hope the Magic Surge won't be a Painful Experience. OK what'sthe next one?"

• Enchanted Fire Dragon 🔥 Breathe - Can Change the Color of the Flames into a Beautiful Rainbow 🌈 and you Cook With your Flames, it becomes a Flavour Enhancer! You also can make Colored Smoke that is Safe to be in.

You are also Semi Magic Resistance to Magic but sadly didn't inherent the Strong Scales.

"OK that ain't bad that's actually pretty good."

• Smooze - Your Bodies is more Flexible & the reason why you don't have basic bodily functions like other creatures who need to Urinate and Defecate food they Consume.

"HECK YEAH! I don't have to worry about Using the Bathroom ever again!!!"

Lastly, I thought about my wish to be good at inventing and the auto-skill rush. I picked up a stick and a rock and focused on the feeling of knowledge and creation. Suddenly, I had an idea for a simple yet effective tool. I put the stick in my right hoof, using my left hoof to whittle it down to a fine point. With the rock, I began to carve intricate patterns into the stick. Within minutes, I had crafted a makeshift Pencil Pad. The enity's words echoed in my mind, and I realized that the skills I'd been granted were temporary unless I practiced them.

Feeling a little overwhelmed but mostly excited, I decided to take a moment to breathe and take in my new surroundings. The hill was peaceful, with only the sound of the wind and the occasional bird song. I lay down in the soft grass, feeling it tickle my new pegasus body. I pulled out the book the enity had given me and began to read, eager to learn about the world I'd been thrown into.

The pages were filled with tales of friendship, magic, and adventure. The more I read, the more I felt a connection to this world. It was as if the stories I'd watched and read were coming to life before my very eyes. I knew that I'd have to be careful with my new Identity and Skills, but I couldn't help but feel a thrill of excitement for what lay ahead.

As the sun began to set, painting the sky with streaks of orange and pink, I felt a strange sense of belonging. This wasn't just a game or a show anymore. This was my reality. And with the warm glow of the setting sun, I closed my eyes and whispered to the wind, "I'll learn more tomorrow after a nice Nap including planning things out..."

Author's Note

I Know my Writing Skills is not Perfect, but you gotta remember this is my First Time.

Writing a Fanfiction, I was Originally Planning to Write a Story about a "Furless Earth Pony" but... I never Wrote it and I was very Young and the Story will probably be very Cringe.

Anyway I would like to get your thoughts on my future Chapters.