Jackass Equestria

The Jackass Crew and the Equestrian Jackasses were sitting on the floor and in front of them is a box and in a face cutout was none other than Chris Pontius who had a horrified expression on his face and the one who was going to do this stunt is the one and only Pinkie Pie!

"Okay, Boys and Girls as well as Fillies and Gentlecolts. It's time for a little puppet show ala dos!", she said as she unfurled her cape and it showed a tank that had a pair of snakes and not just any kind of snake but 2 Taipans to be exact. But don't worry, reader; the snakes been devenomized for their safety. But just to be safe, medics were in the room in case everything goes wrong with the stunt that they're doing as Pinkie decided to tell the 'story' to the gang

"Once upon a time in a lonely forest in Ponyville, there was 2 hungry serpents and a lonely couple in the form of 2 mice who needed some friends despite being married", and when Pinkie said that, Chris put his 2 dicks (courtesy of Celestia putting a temporary spell on it) who were dressed up as mice inside the large glory hole to start the stunt while the others were laughing and chuckling at it

Pinkie mimicked the 1st 'mouse', "Hello, Mr. Serpents, my name is Mr. Mousey and this is my wife, Mrs. Mousey"

"And me and my husband just wanna be your new friends!", Pinkie mimicked the 2nd 'mouse'

"Don't piss in the tank if you're scared as shit, Pontius", warned Dave which caused everyone to laugh

"Hey, honey", Mrs. Mousey asked him, "How about I tickle one of them in the belly"

And with that being said, Pinkie led Chris' real dick in the 1st Taipan while continuing the play and taunting the snake, "Hey! Mr. Taipan 1. I'm over here!", and when she decided to taunt it, the 1st snake nearly lunged on Chris' dick and now he was looking at the readers with fear on him getting bit as Mr. Mousey scolded the snake, "That's not nice of you, Mister! It is rude to attack others and that was an unpleasant thing to do!"

"Oh my Faust.....", Noteworthy breathed heavily

"Those snakes are just waiting for it", Wee Man noticed the Taipans getting agitated and ready to attack on Chris' temporary double dick

"Come on, end it for good", Rachel told Pinkie

Pinkie decided to end the 'play' as she mimicked the couple in unison, "Here we go, give us some kissies", the gang mimicked kissing sounds, "A little kiss"

And then, without warning, the Taipans lunged and bit on the double dick which caused everyone to roar in surprise and laugh at it along with Pinkie as well. Chris however was just shocked on the snakes attacking his double dick

"Oh my God! Oh God, it hurts", Chris exclaimed as he took his dicks off the hole along with the Taipans latching on it

"He got it's tooth stuck in your real dick", Zach pointed out while Chris shook the snake off his privates and ran away while giving a false scream and a half-smiled face

"I- um....well, I guess the puppet show's officially over, folks!", Pinkie chuckled

Everyone left the set afterwards while the 1st snake hung outside the hole of the snake tank.