Stuck

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A New Day

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“Squeak.. Squeak.. Squeak..” is heard, as Pinkie Pie is pronking along the street.

As usual, she is smiling at her friends, as she continues to pronk along; waving a hoof at any and every Pony, offering warm greetings and friendly compliments.

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“This is just Pinkie, being Pinkie!” Twilight ponders, as she is enjoying the book before her.

“Pinkie is being Pinkie?” I ponder in response; “Who, or what else could she possibly be; if she was not Pinkie?” I inquire.

“That is the point; the only way to define Pinkie Pie, is that she is Pinkie Pie..” Twilight responds.

“Now you are just being Twilight..” I respond, in a teasing tone. (The description does not make any sense, what-so-ever; when you use what you describe, as the entire description!!)

“Wait, what?” she responds, sputtering; “You can’t describe me, like that!” she exclaims, in confused annoyance.

“I can’t?” I inquire; “I just did!” I conclude.

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“You see..” Twilight puts forth; “Pinkie Pie defies logic!” she explains.

“How do you mean?” I inquire.

“You did notice, that Pinkie is an Earthpony?” Twilight inquires.

“Yes..” I concede.

“You do know, Earthponies can not fly..” she suggests; “even if they technically speaking does have magic!” she continues.

“I have noticed, how most Earthponies do stay firmly rooted on the ground..” I concede.

“Yet; Pinkie Pie flies more than the average Pegasus in Ponyville..” she puts forth; “how does one explain or reconcile?” she inquires.

“Wait.. she does?” I sputter; “one simply can’t..” I point out; Changeling, Pony or otherwise!” I conclude.

“Exactly..” Twilight declares; “if only this was the end of it!” she now points out.

“It isn’t?” I inquire.

“Levitation is Unicorn magic..” she puts forth; “but does this stop her?” she continues.

“Does it?” I inquire.

“NO!!” Twilight exclaims; “Why should she be bothered by such pesky; teeny tiny little details?” she inquires.

“I take it, she was absent when this was explained?” I inquire; “Since I know you will be pointing out that she does perform levitation!” I suggest.

“Since you already suggested it, you made the point for me; but yes, she is known to levitate frequently!” Twilight points out, snickering like crazy.

“Is there anything, she can’t do?” I inquire; already knowing, I will not like what I am about to learn.

“Anything, she can’t do?” Twilight inquires; “Yes; as a matter of fact, there is..” she puts forth; “Forgetting details!” she concludes.

“Oh – kay..” I respond; “that went sideways, and fast!” I opine.

“If she had not been so thrice damned cheerful and friendly, she would have been very dangerous!” Twilight suggests.

“Well; she is cheerful, and friendly..” I agree; “at least, most of the time!” I conclude.

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“Hiya!” Pinkie exclaims; “I am Pinkie Pie; but call me Pinkie, all my friends do!” she is presenting herself. (Just that most everyone is her friends; but she forgot to mention this detail, as if it had not even been worth mentioning!!)

“Hi, Pinkie..” I respond, too shocked to utter anything more.

“Hi, Pinkie..” Twilight echoes; “but, how nice of you to drop in!” she concludes. (Almost, just almost; as if it had been unexpected, of Pinkie to just drop in!)

“As I said, Shade; Pinkie is just being Pinkie, nothing to worry about!” she concludes.

Pinkie looks straight into my eyes, her eyes wide; winking at me, all the same. (I guess: this is just Pinkie, being Pinkie.)

(When Pinkie is involved; just get used to it, or suffer the consequences!!)

After a moment, or two; she is taking a few steps back, while maintaining eye-contact as if she had still been standing in the same spot. (Only her neck stretching, as if it had been made out of rubber; which I very much doubt, it could possibly have been!!)

She only stops, after she had moved several lengths away from me; acting as if her neck strained, stretching further. (Just as if her neck had indeed been crafted out of Rubber.) Her movement is even accompanied by the distinct noise of rubber stretching: “Squeak!!”

Only once she stops, I notice how her tail starts to move: rotate, with a characteristic: “thopp, thopp, thopp..”. (Just like the rotor of her helicopter; however she had even managed to get her hooves onto that contraption, in the first place?) She still maintains the eye-contact, even now.

Suddenly, very suddenly; her neck snaps back to its original length, with a distinct snap.

She remains hovering over the floor, as if it had been nothing. Snickering in amusement.

“As you can see; I am flying, on my own power!” she explains; “But alas, I do fly anything and everything available on a whim..” she puts forth; “just for the fun of it!” she concludes.

“I guess it could be fun, flying!” I respond. (The next instant; I notice how she is changing her shape, into a very different version of herself!)

“Whoa!!” I exclaim; only for Pinkie to snicker hysterically, at my reaction.

Twilight remains more or less unmoved (unfazed), as if it had been yesterday’s news (noose), which it just may be (for her).

Nothing happens, for an entire minute; while Pinkie remains snickering, most of that time.

“Watch this!” Pinkie puts forth, just before her fore-hooves inflates into what could only be taken for human hands. (However she even knew of Humans. {I don’t}) Even if Twilight does. (Does she??)

“Neat!” I respond, incapable of coming up with anything better to say. (As I feel, I had to say something.)

(Well, I did have to.. and it had to be something at least resembling intelligent, too).

“Exactly!!” she responds, just before the rest of her turns into the same human version of herself. (With the appropriate clothes on, of course! What had you been expecting.)

Now she is reaching up to her hair; pulling out her Party Can(n)on from within the volume of her tightly curled up hair. (The Canon, is Cannon!!)

“Booom!!” is heard, as the Canon goes off, with a loud noise. (While she still is in the air; where she had been for the last few minutes, at the very least.)

She does a full seven shot salute to Improbability, just for the fun of it. (In order to make the point. Well, why not?)

A moment later, once the sound of the last shot has subsided; I can clearly see her poke the air. (How.. Why??)

I can see the air give way, after a moment; before she is vanishing in into the space resulted by her effort. Without as much as a trace, she has disappeared. (The Can{n}on had disappeared right along with her!! But, why not?)

“Wait, what?” I inquire; “What was that?” I conclude.

“Just Pinkie, being Pinkie!!” she responds; “and the less you think of it, the better!” she finishes.

“My head hurts!” I respond.

“Just consider yourself lucky; you did not turn into a Ponyta or Rapidash!” she declares. (Whatever these are, I choose not to ask.)

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Once Pinkie Pie had left the room, normalcy returns. (Or, at least; the best approximation, that can fit into the room from which Pinkie had just vanished.)

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Pass: "Faux Pas" Confirmed..

In Twilight

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Choo Choo Choo - Ray..!!!