Despite her current participation status in No Clop, Chrysalis preferred to keep away from the other ponies, and instead keep to herself and plot. But being a changeling still stuck to her old ways, she went out into town to feed.

At least, as much as she could get away with before Twilight had to get involved. Though with the event currently going on, there was more than enough love to spare.

She still had plenty of food to eat at home, but one unexpected break-in from Cozy would be enough to ruin her supply.

As she left the Everfree Forest, Chrysalis started thinking up plans. She just needed to choose her target carefully. Somepony unsuspecting, somepony foolish, somepony-

“Aw, come on, Rainbows, you aren’t feeling the electricity between us right now?”

“I will when I find a storm cloud to zap you with…”

She stumbled across Rainbow Dash on the outskirts of town, trying to leave, and Zephyr Breeze, desperately trying to follow along.

“Hm, one-sided love…” Chrysalis mused. “More of a light snack, but it’ll do.”

As Chrysalis made her approach, Rainbow Dash was trying desperately to make her exit.

“Yeah, that’s great Zeph. I have to…uh…proof-read the next Daring Do book! A. K.’s really writing a long one this time!”

As Rainbow spread her wings to try and fly away, Zephyr put a hoof over her back. “Oh yeah? Why don’t we read it together? Doesn’t your princess friend always say something along the lines of being able to cuddle up with a good book?”

Rainbow Dash visibly gagged and shuddered. “Yeah, I think A. K. would rather me read this alone and not bring a stranger along.”

“Well, you could always introduce me to her!” Zephyr suggested. “Maybe she’ll see the chemistry between us and she’ll write us as a couple in the next book! It’ll be like one of those tearjerking romances!”

Dash took a deep breath, steadying her trembling hooves, shaking her head as if to remind herself that Zephyr was still Fluttershy’s brother, and it’d make her sad if she beat him to a bloody pulp. Even if he did deserve it.

“Sorry her rules not mine gotta go BYE!” Dash spat out, spreading her wings and taking off as fast as she could go.

Zephyr watched the rainbow trail fade away as the mare made her escape. “Heh, she’ll be back,” he said, smirking to himself.

There were multiple options for Chrysalis to choose from, but she figured that Zephyr was foolhardy enough that she didn’t need a disguise.

She walked up behind Zephyr, who was still staring longingly at the sky. “Wow, is she your marefriend?”

Zephyr responded without turning. “Not…yet…Well, not officially at least, but she’s just playing hard to get.”

“Interesting. Do you ever think you’ll catch her, then?”

“Ohoho, I already have. She’s been like this for a while now, I’m pretty sure it’s just her way of flirting with me!” Zephyr said with absolute confidence.

Chrysalis could definitely taste the love, but it reeked of desperation. Still, love was love. “I see, and she’s been doing this for…a few weeks?”

“More like years!” Zephyr laughed. “Rainbows was always the spunky one, but she couldn’t get enough of me. Oh the stories I could tell about her…”

“Yes, all of that sounds so…delectable…”

Instead of the voice, impending chills, and odd draining sensation tipping him off, it was the word choice that finally got Zephyr suspicious enough to turn around. “W-Woah! C-Chrysalis?!”

“Oh please, do go on about Rainbow Dash!” Chrysalis sneered. “I’m just starving to hear more!”

Zephyr was more startled than terrified. “Uh…sure? But if you’re that hungry, I might have a different idea?”

Chrysalis’s menacing, imposing grin was quickly killed by Zephyr’s lack of fear. “...What.”

“Well, you’re one of those changelings, right? So…maybe you could transform into Rainbow Dash? So I could practice the best way to woo her, ya know?”

The fact that this foolish pegasus was actually suggesting she use her changeling powers for flirting practice made Chrysalis even more dumbfounded. “...What?!”

“I mean, I was told your deal about what you eat and stuff,” Zephyr said. “Doesn’t this work out better for the two of us? I get my flirting practice, and you get your love. Win-win, right?”

Chrysalis looked…lost. She was fully prepared to just steal as much of Zephyr’s love away as she could, but this idea…at least made sense.

“...Very well.”

With a flash of green, Chrysalis’s entire body changed, taking on the spitting image of the pegasus that left in a hurry only a few minutes ago. “Hey Zeph,” she said, getting the voice down perfectly as well. “You wanted to tell me something?”

If he didn’t see it with his own eyes, Zephyr would’ve been fooled by it as well. Still, even knowing that, he needed to work his magic. “Well well, Rainbows! I figured the wind would carry you back to this Breeze eventually.”

Realistically, even Chrysalis knew that Rainbow Dash would act disgusted over such a line, and she would too. But it was probably in her best interest to pretend to swoon over it in order to get more love. “Heh, you know me! Can’t stay away!”

Zephyr put his hoof around Chrysalis. “So Rainbows, we’ve known each other for quite a while, yeah?”

It almost physically pained her to do so, but Chrysalis put a hoof around Zephyr in turn. “Uhuh, it’s been some crazy years with ya!”

“So I gotta know…” Zephyr stumbled a bit, trying to find the right thing to say. “Do you wanna go out-No no, uh…Should we go steady-nah that’s not it either…How about we spend the rest of the day together, before we try it with the rest of our lives? Oooh, yeah, that’s good.”

Even when fueling a delusion, she still had to act a little like Rainbow Dash. “Well Zeph, you wanna know why I keep flying away so fast?”

“Uhhh…why?”

“Because I want somepony to do something awesome to make me slow down! You want my attention? You gotta do something big to get it!”

“Ohhh, I see what you’re saying!” Zephyr nodded. “Well, how about I show you my-”

“Alright, that’s enough rehearsal,” Chrysalis said in her regular voice, transforming back before she became disgusted with herself.

Zephyr was startled by how fast it all ended. “Oh! Uh, first try was good enough? Okay! Uh…thanks!”

Chrysalis walked back towards her home, feeling full. Zephyr was clearly an idiot, but a very useful idiot, at least. Still, it was strange that Zephyr willingly gave up his love and didn’t feel all that drained afterwards. And his love was desperate, but…genuinely filling.

Chrysalis gave herself a jolt. No, obviously not! Zephyr was a free love refill and nothing more.

Derpy didn’t seem to know where she was. She seemed to be inside, but it didn’t seem to be any sort of room in her house. Despite the unfamiliar surroundings, she still felt safe and comfortable where she was.

“There ya are!”

“We’ve been waiting so long for you!”

The two different voices calling out to her made Derpy squeak in surprise, and turning around gave her another startled jolt. “A-Applejack? Pinkie Pie? W-What are you two doing here?”

“Well duh, isn’t it obvious?” Pinkie giggled, taking a step closer towards her.

“We’re here for you, sugarcube!” Applejack smiled, doing the same.

Derpy leaned backwards in surprise, but didn’t step back. “M-Me? Why?”

Both mares got a little closer. “Cause you’ve been working so hard, of course…” Applejack said.

“And we just wanna make sure you’re appreciated properly!” Pinkie finished.

Derpy felt her wings start to unfold. She could see pure desire and hunger in the eyes of the earth ponies.

As Pinkie continued forward, Derpy leaned back in. Her heart was racing in anticipation of what she’d do.

Pinkie Pie got closer and closer, not stopping until her muzzle met up with Derpy’s.

Pomf!

Derpy’s eyes widened as Pinkie’s lips pressed up to hers. Her wings popped out to their full length as she tried to stay as collected as she could.

Even after making lip contact, Pinkie kept leaning into the kiss, so much so that her hind legs started lifting off the floor.

While Derpy was distracted, Applejack walked up to her side and wasted no time peppering her cheek with even more kisses.

Derpy simply had to break the kiss, too flustered to think correctly. She took a big gasp of air before letting out an airy mix of a shudder and giggle.

Pinkie simply giggled at the mare’s frazzled state, she went to the pegasus’s other side and gave her other cheek a flurry of more quick smooches.

Derpy’s pupils shrank as she stood as stiff as her wings. With both sides getting a non-stop barrage of pecks and kisses, the poor mare couldn’t decide where to turn her attention to. Every time she turned her head one direction, the other mare would do something like nibble on her neck or blow in her ear to make her turn the other way.

Pinkie’s kisses went rapid-fire, always moving to a different spot on Derpy’s cheek, and accentuating each kiss with a giggly little “Mwah!”

Applejack wasn’t going nearly as fast as Pinkie Pie was, preferring to keep her lips on Derpy’s cheek for at least a second before moving onto the next.

“Hnnn! Aaah! G-Girls!” Derpy gasped, her wings finally moving to tremble and twitch. “I…I…! Ohhhh!”

“Oh, we know…” Applejack whispered.

“And we’re gonna take care of it for you…” Pinkie said, topping it off with a nibble to her ear.

Derpy felt shivers run across her whole body, the two earth ponies began moving their lips lower, going down her neck and to her shoulders.

At the same time, they slowly started guiding Derpy into the position they wanted her to be in. They gently coaxed her to sit down, then lean over onto her back, her wings still outstretched.

“Let’s see now…Ah think they like it like this…” Applejack muttered to herself as she stroked a hoof against Derpy’s wing.

“Aaaaah!” Derpy’s body tensed as she jolted ever so slightly off the ground. Applejack’s hoof forced a moan to burst from her lips before she even had time to process.

Pinkie grinned with delight, toying with Derpy’s other wing. “Ooh, it sounded like she liked it a lot…”

“Hnnngh! Eeep!” Derpy squeaked, covering up her reddened face with her hooves.

Applejack brushed her hoof from the base of Derpy’s wing all the way to the wingtips, before repeating the process again.

Pinkie used both hooves to stroke and caress Derpy’s wing, making sure to really ruffle up her feathers.

Derpy’s breathing was stilted and heavy. She wasn’t sure if she preferred the wing teasing or the constant kissing, but either way, having to take all of it without a second for a breather was getting her worked up.

“Go on, girl, you can do it, it’s okay…” Applejack reassured her, giving her cheek another kiss.

“It’ll feel sooooo good when you do!” Pinkie grinned, nibbling on Derpy’s ear.

Derpy couldn’t hold back anymore. All the gentle love she was receiving caused her wings to flap as she let out a wet and messy orgasm.

Though not too far away, Princess Luna had observed the whole scene take place, delighted by the mailmare’s fantasy. “Ahh, I missed these…” she said with a nostalgic sigh, before moving onto the next dream.

Author's Note

Wet dreams are back, baby!