The sun was shining bright over Sweet Apple Acres today, though perhaps that was in part due to Princess Celestia’s visit to the farm.

The princess wasn’t in town for any sort of official royal business, she simply visited the farm out of the blue and offered to help out.

Applejack and Big McIntosh were surprised, but were never one to turn down a helping hoof. And after several years, they were almost used to the eccentricities of the princesses by now.

“Hiiiyah!” Celestia let out a cry as she bucked her hind hooves out, hitting the tree behind her. The resulting kick rattled the apples off the trees and into the buckets below.

Applejack let out a low whistle, impressed by the princess’s efforts. “Nice one, princess! You really catch onto applebucking quickly!”

“Oh, why thank you, Applejack!” Celestia said, practically beaming with enthusiasm as she went to kick the next tree. “Kyaaaah!”

“Heh, ya don’t hafta scream out whenever ya kick,” Applejack chuckled. “It’s not like we’re doing karate.”

Celestia blushed and giggled sheepishly. “Oh my, you’ll have to forgive me. It’s just nice to be able to get out and get my body moving!”

“Been cooped up in your castle for most of the month?”

Celestia nodded. “With all those boring meetings and conferences I need to attend, I’ve just been aching to do something physical!”

“Feels more like the opposite for me,” Applejack admitted. “Been doing so much workin’ and runnin’ and makin’ sure the month goes well, Ah barely have the time to rest.”

“Well, as your first draft pick, I’m more than happy to relieve you of some of your burdens,” Celestia said, playfully bowing down to Applejack.

Seeing Princess Celestia bowing down to her made Applejack a bit embarrassed. “Ahehe, Ah appreciate it lots, princess.”

“Whatever helps out my team captain,” Celestia said with a wink.

“Well, given the scores right now, looks like Dashie’s the one that needs the help,” Applejack smirked.

“A shame, I know Sandbar was eager for some more fun with me,” Celestia mused. “But it’s nice to see that he and Yona still love each other deeply.”

“Woulda been nicer if they didn’t take one of my good lassos,” Applejack said, her expression flipping between amused and annoyed.

Celestia leaned her head downwards to take on a more suggestive tone in Applejack’s ear. “Well, Applejack, if you’re looking for stronger rope, I might have some spare ones lying around the castle somewhere. You could even test them out if you’d like…”

Startled and flustered, Applejack gently pushed Celestia’s head away. “P-Princess!”

“Oh, calm down, Applejack, I’m only teasing!” Celestia chuckled.

Applejack nervously laughed along. The princess was as difficult to read as ever. Her upbeat and playful expression indicated that it was only a joke, but the way she murmured to her seemed to imply she was genuinely interested in seeing at least one of them hogtied up.

It was something to keep in mind when her team won, at least.

Over at the barn, Big McIntosh was pushing several barrels full of apples inside.

Since Big Mac used up a good chunk of the farm’s supply for Boys Night, he had to make it up by working hard and replacing all the apples used up. Sweat was dripping off the exhausted stallion as he went into the cool shade inside the barn.

He pushed and stacked the apples, taking count of all the barrels from today’s harvest so far.

“...Nope…” he sighed dejectedly. It was good that he brought all that cider, considering Tirek was pounding them down by the barrel, but he forgot how much extra work that meant for him later.

It probably didn’t help that he ran out to bring in even more barrels in the middle of that O&O session…

He looked around, keeping an ear out if Applejack and Celestia were nearby. They were probably still bucking apples. He sat down with a relieved sigh, surely he could afford to rest his tired hooves for at least a few more minutes…

“So, I have to ask…” Celestia started as she quietly kicked another tree. “...what exactly is your relationship with Rainbow Dash?”

“Why princess, I’m surprised! Are you tryin’ to find out if Ah’m single?” Applejack said, delighted and a little nervous that she got an opportunity to tease the princess back.

It seemed to work, as Applejack saw a clear blush light up on Celestia’s face. “In a sense, yes. I was just thinking about last year when we also had two hosts for No Clop. I was wondering what inspired you and Rainbow Dash to make it a competition this time.”

Applejack looked upwards, reminiscing on the past. “Heh, me and Rainbow have been competing for a long time, princess. Used to just be athletics, but after that, things only got more physical. More…intimate. Only made sense that we’d bring it to No Clop. Course, it took a bit of convincing to get Twilight to help us out…”

“I can only imagine,” Celestia giggled. “But you haven’t answered my question yet. Are you and Rainbow Dash more than just a few barnyard flings?”

“Oh, it’s been far more than just a few flings, Celestia,” Applejack laughed. “But, uh…Ah dunno. Never really thought about it before. Ah mean, Ah love Dashie to bits, just like all my other friends but…there’s definitely a passion with Dash that just…draws me to her more. It’s not like we’re like, officially together, though.”

“So, say Rainbow Dash hooked up with someone else, would you be upset?”

“Not if it made her lose,” Applejack quickly said as a witty remark, but her smile started to fade as she wondered how she’d really feel.

Big Mac closed his eyes, sighing in relief as he cooled off. He was tempted to take a quick nap, but he’d definitely get an earful from Applejack if she caught him sleeping. But with the sudden guest, he was sure that Celestia and Applejack were keeping each other busy.

Big Mac licked his lips, imagining himself out there with Celestia instead, feeling a noticeable stir down below.

He looked downward, eyes darting to the side just to make sure nopony was approaching the barn. He’d been working so hard already, it wouldn’t hurt to do some stress relief, right? He just had to edge it out in order to stay in…

Applejack watched Celestia buck another tree, nodding and grinning with approval. “Heh, it’s like you’ve been bucking apples your whole life!”

“Oh, you’re just saying that!” Celestia giggled. “Though apple bucking seems a lot more engaging than sitting through another three hours of hearing about laws and delegations…”

“Ah’d be more than happy to get the extra help whenever I can!” Applejack smiled. “The apples ain’t gonna buck themselves.”

“Well, I thought that Cozy Glow would be helping out around here more often,” Celestia noted.

“Cozy? Nah, if she’s not bugging Chrysalis, she’s usually off with Babs over in Manehattan,” Applejack answered. “Even when she’s here, she’s usually doing some sort of shenanigans with the other Cutie Mark Crusaders.”

Celestia curiously tilted her head, hearing a conflicted tone in her voice. “Are you alright with Cozy Glow dating one of your cousins?”

Applejack’s face twisted as she gave a half-hearted shrug. “After all she’s done, it’s…hard to just completely forgive her. But she’s been…mostly behaving herself. Apple Bloom and the others seem to be getting along with her just fine. And if Babs is happy, then Ah won’t complain.”

Celestia closed her eyes and nodded. “That’s quite virtuous of you, Applejack. I hope that Cozy fully reforms and redeems herself eventually.”

“Yeah, that’s another thing. Ah think Babs likes to brag that she’s reforming Cozy when Twilight couldn’t.”

Big Mac huffed, a low growl leaving his throat as he slowly stroked his shaft, coaxing it into its fully erect state. The stallion felt his spine tingle as it got harder with his hoof’s touch.

His heart beat faster in his chest, as he was playing two risky games at once. He needed to not blow his load on accident, and to not get caught. But without hearing anyone nearby, he should be good. It was just a careful and delicate edging game…

He leaned his head back, stroking his dick at a consistent rhythm, slowing down to a near stop once he felt himself approaching a climax, waiting to cool down before going back to stroking himself, still chasing that mind-tingling pleasure.

“Hnngh…ah…!” he put his other hoof to his mouth, worried that his little outburst might have alerted Applejack. He sat there in total silence with his heartbeat pounding in his ears, waiting to make sure the coast was clear before he kept going.

“Thanks for all your hard work, Princess Celestia!” Applejack said, looking at all the filled buckets. “Mighty kind of you to take time out of your day to help us out!”

“You’re quite welcome! Though, come to think of it, I haven’t seen Big McIntosh lately.” Princess Celestia looked around in search of the stallion. “Wasn’t he supposed to be helping us out, too?”

Applejack suspiciously squinted her eyes. “Yeah…he was supposed to take the buckets back to the barn and then come back…Where’d he run off to…?”

Big Mac was constantly edging himself, pushing himself right before his limit, stopping right before temptation took over his sensibilities. But still, the idea of pushing past and gratifying himself with an orgasm was still prevalent in the back of his mind.

As the pleasure filled his mind, he was getting riskier, stroking himself with both hooves, getting himself to the edge faster, and waiting less and less to start touching himself again. His cock was throbbing and leaking pre in his hooves, feeling so needy after almost two weeks.

Celestia walked around the farm, still trying to look for Big McIntosh, though it didn’t help that she wasn’t quite as familiar with the farmland as Applejack was. Still, the barn was a good place to start looking.

Big Mac shut his eyes, rubbing and pumping his throbbing cock, letting out louder huffs and grunts.

Celestia’s ears perked up, hearing something peculiar from inside the barn, and seeing the barn door slightly open. “Big Mac?”

“Huh? W-Wait!” Big Mac was in the middle of pumping his shaft when he heard both the creaking of the barn door and Celestia’s voice. His heart nearly stopped, but his hooves sure didn’t. He tried to pull away, but he could feel himself pushed past his limit. Without his hooves even touching, his cock was throbbing and twitching, and he could only watch as Celestia swung the door open.

“A-Aaaaahhh!” A healthy load of Big Mac’s cum shot forward, nailing Celestia directly in the face before she had time to react or even process the sight of Big Mac masturbating.

Nearby, the scoreboard started to glow, and another picture on the scoreboard changed, with Big Mac’s normally stoic look turned into a shocked expression.

Both Celestia and Big Mac remained perfectly still in silence, needing a moment to fully process the last few seconds.

Big Mac started to whimper, ashamed and terrified that just came all over Celestia’s face. Though with how naturally red his coat was, it’d be hard to tell that he was blushing up a storm.

Celestia blinked, feeling some of the apple’s seed dripping down her chin. She wiped enough of it off her face so that she could see and turned her head to the side. “...Applejack? I found him.”

Author's Note

Way to blow it, big guy.

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