“Uhhhh, what?” Butthead said to Beavis.

“I’m a horse Butthead, a horse!” Beavis replied terrified.

“Uh, You’re a whore?,” Butthead said before chuckling. “Uh huh huh, you’ve never scored!”

“No, that isn’t what I meant bunghole!” Beavis said before stepping into Butthead’s view. To his shock, and amusement, Butthead saw Beavis was a pretty pink pony with a tattoo of fire on his rear end.

“Uh huh huh,” Butthead said, “You look like a girl!, uh huh huh!”

“Oh yeah, well look in a mirror butt wipe!, heh heh heh,” Beavis said tauntingly.

“Uh huh huh, what mirror?” Butthead said turning around, “I don’t see any…” Butthead said, before his eyes focused on a mirror with a purple horseshoe frame that was behind him. In it, he could clearly see his new reflection, that of a lavender horse with a tattoo of a barnyard chick on his rear end.

“Woah…. Uh huh huh. this SUCKS,” Butthead said annoyed before chuckling again.

“Yeah, Celestia damnit!” Beavis said annoyed, “We’re never gonna score now!”

“Uh huh huh, who’s Celestia?” Butthead said.

“I dunno, I meant to say god and it just came out that way, eh heh heh!” Beavis said.

“Well whatever! You’ve never scored anyways dillhole! Uh huh huh!” Butthead taunted.

“Neither have you buttmunch!” Beavis said.

“Uh huh huh, yes I have,” Butthead said.

“Heh heh heh when!” Beavis said.

“Remember when we were at that big white building and that chick with white rubber gloves did it with me, uh huh huh, she was a FREAK!” Butthead said.

“Ohh yeah, i remember that! I met some fellow cornholios and shared the wisdom of the almighty bunghole! That was pretty cool,” Beavis said, before shaking his head and saying “But that doesn’t count, she was just doing her job or something.”

“Uh huh huh, you’re just jealous.” Butthead said.

“No I’m not! Take that back!” Beavis said angrily.

“Uh huh huh, no!” Butthead said laughing before a swift kick to the face sent him flying across the room. “Whoa, that was kick ass!” Butthead said before Beavis corrected him.

“Um, actually Butthead, it’s more like kick horse than kick ass, heh heh heh.” Beavis replied.

“Uh huh huh, shut up. Don’t make me have to kick your asses’ ass!” Butthead said.

“Again Butthead, I’m not an ass I’m a” Beavis tried to correct him before he too felt a swift kick to the face, sending him flying across the room. “Hey,” he said angrily as he got up, “Cut it out butthole! Heh heh heh!”

“Uh huh huh, no!” Butthead said before he charged at Beavis again and Beavis, not one to let his ego get checked, charged at Butthead and they both began a giant brawl in the center of the room, represented by the typical comical dust cloud used in most cartoons. As the fighting continued, they rolled about the room and knocked things over.

After their fighting had been going on for awhile, a loud voice shouted “What in the name of Celestia is going on?!” Before a pink aura of magic surrounded them and separated them.

“Hey, cut it out bunghole!” Beavis said.

“Yeah, uh huh huh!” Butthead replied, “We were just like talking through our feelings or something!!”

“I don’t think that qualifies as talking!” The purple Alicorn shouted. “Honestly, you come into the castle of the princess of friendship and start fighting? I’m pretty much obligated to get involved to help you two….” She said, before squinting and saying, “Who are you two anyway!”

“Uh, I’m like Butthead or something!” Butthead said.

“What did you just call me?” The purple alicorn said angrily.

“No no, his name is Butthead, and my name is Beavis, heh heh heh,” Beavis said, “ I am a humble piccata from lake Titicaca!”

“Lake Titicaca?” The alicorn said, “Oh that explains it, you two must be from Earth and fell through the portal.”

“Uh yeah like whatever,” Butthead said, “being a horse sucks! Can you like send us back to where the chicks have big things!”

“Yeah, me too, heh heh heh,” Beavis replied.

“With pleasure” the purple alicorn said before her eyes widened in shock. “Oh no, the mirror portal, it’s broken!”

Author's Note

Oh boy, now they’ve gone and done it with their fighting. How will they get home? And more importantly, will the sanity of Equestria survive if they don’t!