“Uhhhhh, what?” Butthead said, confused as usual.

“The mirror portal, the only way for you to get back to your home, it’s broken! And you’re stranded! How did this happen?!” The purple alicorn said in shock.

“Oh yeah! Uh, we may have like knocked it over earlier or something! Uh huh huh!” Butthead said.

“Oh this is terrible, what am I going to do!?” The purple alicorn said.

“Oh, I know, try setting it on FIRE! Heh heh heh!” Beavis said.

“Are you crazy?” The purple alicorn said. “Oh no, oh no no no no no no! This is bad! What should I do? I can’t handle this, I’m freaking out! Spike, SPIIIIIKE!!!!!” She called out.

“Coming Twilight,” Spike said as he entered the room, in all his dragon glory.

“Woah…. Cool! Uh huh huh!” Butthead said.

“Woah, is he like a scalie or something?!” Beavis said.

“Yes I am scaly, and a ferocious fire breathing DRAGON! See,” he said, before breathing a small stream of fire out of his mouth.

“WOAH,” Beavis said excitedly, “FIRE, FIRE FIRE FIRE! Let’s set this whole room on FIRE!”

“Ummmmm, ok,” Spike said, taken aback, before he turned to Twilight and muttered. “What’s up with them?” he said to her.

“I don’t know, I came in here just a couple minutes ago and found them fighting…” Twilight said before being cut off.

“Discussing our feelings! Uh huh huh,” Butthead said, chuckling.

“Ugh, fine!” Twilight said, rolling her eyes, “Discussing their feelings. Seems in the middle of that ‘discussion’ they broke the mirror portal.”

“Oof,” Spike said, “You think you you fix it?”

“I don’t know, I didn’t even know this portal EXISTED until relatively recently. Now you want me to FIX it?!” Twilight said before she started hyperventilating.

“Now now, don’t Twilight on me here!,” Spike said trying to calm her down, “You’re the princess of friendship, and books! If anyone can find out how to fix it, it's you!”

“True, true!” Twilight said, calming down a bit, “But what will we do about them until then!” she said motioning to Beavis and Butthead with her hoof.

“Oh I’m sure they’ll be fine.” Spike said, before a loud crash echoed through the room as a vase shattered.

“That was cool!” Butthead said.

“Yeah, let’s do that again!” Beavis said, chuckling.

“Somehow I think it’s not THEM we should be worried about,” Twilight said.

“Yeaaaaaah I see what you mean!” Spike said. “Let’s try to relocate them to the library before they break anything else shall we? That way I can keep an eye on them while you read how to fix the mirror portal!”

“Good idea,” Twilight said, before turning to Beavis and Butthead who were just about to tip over another vase. “Hey guys, you wanna see something exciting?”

“Uhhhhh, no!” Butthead said before reaching up to tip the vase.

“But I have a room filled with lots and lots of BOOKS! Isn’t that wonderful?!” She said, smiling giddily.

“Uh….no. Books SUCK!” Butthead said before he tipped over the vase and it shattered, much to the amusement of him and Beavis.

“WHAT!?” Twilight said, more angry about what he just said than the vase. “Books do not suck!”

“Uh but like if you like books you’re like an egghead or something eh heh heh,” Butthead said.

“Hey, I am not an egghead!” Twilight said angrily.

“Heh heh heh, whatever you say egghead,” Beavis said to which they both laughed.

“Grrr….” Twilight said, before taking a breath to calm down. “Egghead or not, books still don’t suck! They have everything in them, from flowers to magic spells to…”

“Woah woah wait, magic spells? You mean like the kind you use to set things on FIRE?!” Beavis said excitedly.

“Um well yes I suppose so…” Twilight said.

“Hey Butthead, maybe being an egghead would be pretty cool!” Beavis said.

“Uh huh huh, shut up Beavis,” Butthead said, “It’s not like they have books on how to score in there or anything?!”

“Oh but we DO have books on how to score.” Twilight said, trying to convince him to come with her.

“WOAH… really?” Butthead said. “That would be COOL!”

“Yeah really, we have books on how to score in hoofball, and gin, and YIKES” she said diving to the side to dodge them as they both rushed out of the room, a dust cloud magically materializing to complete the comedic effect.

“Wow…. guess they really changed their minds about books!” Spike said.

“Yeah, I always love when I can share my passions with others!” Twilight said.

“Yeah well you better share with them the directions to the library or they’re going to do to the map table what they did to that mirror.” Spike said.

“Eh heh heh yeah, one second,” Twilight said before she turned and started chasing them. “You’re going the wrong way! The library’s that way! Hey, don’t touch that, don’t…” she shouted before a crash echoed through the hall.

“That was cool!” Butthead said.

“All I can say is I hope we can fix that portal soon!” Spike said, before he turned and followed Twilight.

Author's Note

This is starting to get out of hoof