Lad Island characters as ponies

It was a normal day in Lad Island. Pirates Cove was doing a task for The Lad King, who is the leader of the island. UC was working in his bar in Lad Town. Not knowing that something weird was going to happen.
As Pirates Cove was walking back to the castle, he noticed a large portal opening from the entrance. Confusion but frightened. Pirates calls out the The Lad King

“Uh. Lad King…Come outside, will yah?”
Said Pirates. The Lad King walks out of the castle and approaches Pirates

“Yeah? What is it Pirates?” Asked, The Lad King.
The Lad King saw the portal and was very very confused. He looked at Pirates Cove then back to the portal.

“Woah! How did this get here?” Said The Lad King

“I don’t know, But we have to figure out what’s in it!” Yelled Pirates. The Lad King thought about it then.

“Go get UC. Now!” Yelled Lad King.

Pirates nodded then ran to the town to get UC. After coming back with him, the trio approached the portal…

“Okay. On the count of three, we jump in. Got it?” Said The lad King.
“Got it!” Said Pirates Cove and UC, together.

“Okay. Three, two, one!” Yelled The Lad King, as the trio jumped into the portal.

Pirates groan as he lies down on the ground. He tries getting up but then fell.

“What the hell..?” Murmured Pirates Cove. He looked around then turns to see a random pony looking at him

“AHH! Who are you!?” Screamed Pirates Cove.

“No! No! It’s me! The Lad King,” said The Lad King. Pirates Cove sat up and was dumbfounded.

“Are we…Ponies?” Asked Pirates. The Lad King shrugged then heard UC, rambling about.

“Why are we cute ponies!? This is bullshit!” Yelled UC. Pirates immediately covered UC’s mouth with his hoof.

“Shh! Don’t swear In here! I don’t think anyone likes that,” Said Pirates. UC groans and swatted his hoof away.

“Fine! You don’t have to be idiots about it,” Said UC.

The trio walked around the place, different ponies shuffling around and some with shops open.

“This is weird. I never expected to be a pony,” Said The Lad King

“You should tell me that. I’m drowning in cuteness and embarrassment right here. Me being a cute but shitty colorful pony is the last thing I want,” Said UC

“Shush! UC! Watch your mouth!” Yelled Pirates. Their next move is to ask anyone to help them.

The trio walked through Ponyville, looking for anyone who can help them, but they ether ignored them or even asked why do they look like that.

“Ugh! These ponies are bitches, I have to be honest. You try to ask for help and they just give you the silent treatment!” yelled UC

“UC! Language!” Yelled The Lad King.