Lad Island characters as ponies

The trio walked through Ponyville, looking for anyone who can help them, but they ether ignored them or even asked why do they look like that or just don’t want to help them.

“Ugh! These ponies are bitches, I have to be honest. You try to ask for help and they just give you the silent treatment Such Assholes!” yelled UC

“UC! Language!” Yelled The Lad King.

“Language? I can swear all I want!” Shouted UC.
The two started arguing back and forth. Pirates Cove tried to break them up because they were in public.

“Guys! Quit it! We’re in public!” Said Pirates.
The two look at Pirates Cove then groaned.

“Ugh..Fine!” Grumbled UC.

“That’s totally fine!” Groaned The Lad King.

The group carried on, looking for anyone who could help them get home. They didn’t belong there…They needed to get home and fast
Pirates tried asking a random pony but they just ignored him, then Pirates sighed and looked at the two.

“Guys. I think I know who to go to,” said Pirates Cove.

“Who? Who could it possibly be?” Asked UC. Pirates points at canterlot.

“We have to talk to the princesses about this situation,” Said Pirates.

“Oh no! I’m not going there! Nope, not happening!” Growled UC.
The Lad King shrugged.

“Eh. If it’s the only way to get back to Lad Island, then I’m in!” Said The Lad king
UC groans then followed the two. The trio talked about how they looked and stuff.

“So I have wings, meaning I’m a Pegasus!” Said Pirates.

“I have a horn…so I’m a unicorn, I guess?” Said UC.

“And I have a horn and…wings..? So I’m an alicorn!” Said The Lad King.
The two were surprised by thi. Well obvious reason is because he’s a king, so of course he’s going to be a Alicorn.

“I also noticed we have marks on our butts.” Said Pirates, looking at his cutie mark.
The Lad Kings is a crown, UC in a beer cup and Pirates a axe. It reminds them of the stuff they like or do, which was surprising to them.

“I wonder what these marks mean,” Said The Lad King.

“Yeah. I mean. What’s the point in having a mark on your butt? Is it like..generic or it just comes out of nowhere?” Said UC.

“I don’t know, but they’re cool as hell! Heck, even my mark looks like my Fire Axe!” Said Pirates Cove.

“Psh, yeah so?” Said UC.

The trio finally came up to the castle but was stopped by the guards.

“State your business here.” Said one guard.

“We need to see the princesses. You see we’re not from here. We need to get back to our original world, so we need the princesses to help us!” Said Pirates.

“Very well then. You may enter.” Said one guard.
The doors opened and the trio walked in quietly. Pirates looked around the castle, like at the different windows that it has. The Lad King was bragging about how he would love a castle like this.

“Oh forget it King. You’re too simple for a castle like this,” Teased UC. The Lad King glares at UC then brushes it off.