A Unicorn and Pegasus appear from the shadows and emerge into the world of Equestria. The Unicorn, a Laidback nerd, and the Pegasus, a knowledgeable retard, go off onto an adventure to befriend the mane six, and screw up society with them. With some ya mom jokes, and maybe an occasional fuck you, teamwork maybe not be so necessary. Will they succeed? Or will they become fuck ups and fail miserably? Or maybe they'll find a chair and knock somepony out.

Warning: This fic has a high use of Swearing, if you can't handle swearing, then don't read this fic