Flutterbox

Fluttershy walked slowly through Ponyville, as her tears fell against the soft ground.

"What am I gonna do?" Fluttershy said pitiably, "Twilight couldn't help me. I can never show myself in public again."

"You poor thing," Cootershy said, "Let's find you some burly, sweaty construction workers. A good, hard semen-spewing gang bang is just what you need to cheer up." Fluttershy was trying desperately to ignore her clit slit's suggestions, when Pinkie Pie suddenly appeared in front of her.

"Did somepony say, cheer up?" Pinkie Pie said. Fluttershy shrieked and jumped behind a bush. Lifting her head up, Fluttershy found Pinkie Pie staring her in the face.

"I heard you need some cheering up!" Pinkie said, "How can I help?"

"How about a kiss?" Cootershy shouted, hopefully. Pinkie's eyes lit up as Fluttershy sat on her haunches in a desperate attempt to muffle her muff. It was too late though, Pinkie had already heard.

"Fluttershy, did your cunny just talk?" Pinkie asked excitedly. She seemed unnaturally calm about the whole ordeal, as though this type of thing was a common occurrence for her.

"Yes," Fluttershy said, lowering her head and putting her fore-hooves over her face, "Please don't listen to my private parts, Pinkie Pie. They say such awful things."

Pinkie Pie seemed oblivious to Fluttershy's request, as the party pony lifted her friend's haunches into the air and kissed Cootershy right on the lips. Fluttershy let out a scared cry as her honey pot was molested.

"Pinkie Pie, you're a great kisser," Cootershy said, "but would it have killed you to give me a little tongue?"

"Not on the first date," Pinkie said. Fluttershy couldn't tell if her friend was just joking, or if Pinkie Pie and her poontang were now a couple.

"I wish my cooleyhopper could talk," Pinkie Pie said, swiveling her head around to look at her pink sugar hole, "I'd teach her how to chew gum and blow bubbles."

"I'll gladly blow Bubbles," Cootershy said, "but first you'd have to introduce me to him." Pinkie giggled uproariously.

"That's hilarious!" Pinkie said, "Blow Bubbles! I'll have to remember that one!" Fluttershy kept her eyes closed and covered her ears. She wished that she could just disintegrate.

"So what's it like living as a vagina?" Pinkie asked innocently.

"It sucks," Cootershy said, "You'd hate it too if your neighbor was an asshole."

"If I were a pussy," Pinkie said, "I'd break the record for the most stallions served in one day."

Seeing that the pink pony was as salacious as she was screwy, Cootershy decided to make her move.

"Hey Pinkie," the crafty cooch said, "I bet I can take a bigger dildo than you." Fluttershy, who had been trying to ignore the conversation, suddenly was listening intently. She opened her eyes wide and looked around at Pinkie, who was staring at Cootershy with an unnervingly-large smile.

"We'll just see about that," Pinkie Pie said, as she lightly tapped her flank, "They don't call my happy flaps 'Cuntzilla' for nothing."

Fluttershy watched apprehensively as Pinkie ran over to a hollow tree and reached inside, pulling out a long, curved purple dildo.

"I have dildos stashed all over Ponyville, in case of dildo emergency," Pinkie said as she set the purple dildo down.

It was shaped like an erect dragon phallus and had a base to keep it upright, with a hole in the tip and a hose coming out of the bottom that was connected to a pump. Fluttershy's eyes went wide with horror.

"This is 'The Drippy Dragon,'" Pinkie said proudly, "It's fourteen inches long, five inches in diameter and has a hose attachment that can spray a fountain of realistic-looking cum lube as high as three feet into the air!"

To demonstrate, Pinkie stomped on the pump, which sent a stream of viscous lube shooting up into the sky in a high arc, before landing with a loud splat on the ground.

"Now that's more like it!" Cootershy said, ecstatically.

"This'll get your goop chute nice and greasy," Pinkie said excitedly, "Whoever can stuff the most inside their cooter muffin wins. Ready to start?"

"No," Fluttershy whispered, shaking her head.

"You're right, Fluttershy," Pinkie Pie said, earnestly, "This is supposed to be a competition! We need something bigger!"

"Bigger?" Fluttershy said, as the color drained from her face.

"I'd like to see your cream canal handle the Party Cannon!" Pinkie said maniacally.

In no time at all, Pinkie returned with the largest dildo in Equestria. She couldn't even wrap her hooves around the giant black rubber phallus. It landed with a thud as Pinkie set it on the ground. The Party Cannon looked like a giant bullet and was only slightly taller than it was thick. The base of the dildo was larger in diameter than the average mare's midsection.

Taking a moment to catch her breath, Pinkie basked in the majesty of the Party Cannon.

"My mommy parts tingle just looking at it," Pinkie said in awe, "I'm the only pony in Equestria who has literally been able to take the whole thing. No offense Fluttershy, but I don't think your goodie basket stands a chance against Cuntzilla." Pinkie rubbed her pink nub reverently as she spoke.

When Pinkie looked behind her, she discovered that Fluttershy had fled in terror.

"I wonder where she went?" Pinkie said, slightly miffed, "Oh well. The competition may be off, but there's no sense in letting these go to waste." Setting the dildos behind the bush, Pinkie prepared herself for a private competition.

Pinkie squirted some of the Drippy Dragon's lube onto the the Party Canon before mounting it. Once she had stretched her pussy by inserting the tip of the Party Cannon, Pinkie held the Drippy Dragon behind her and carefully pushed it into her ass.

"Time to break my record," Pinkie said straining, "among other things..."

While Pinkie was doubling down on pleasure, Fluttershy was flying through the air, relieved to have gotten away with her cervix intact.

"I can't do this," Fluttershy said, sobbing, "It's too much."

"For once, I agree with you," Cootershy said, relieved, "Did you see the size of her black dildo? That pink cunt's crazy."

Fluttershy stopped crying and almost smiled. It was the first time she and her vagina had agreed on something.

"Maybe we can learn to live together," Fluttershy said, hopefully, "All we need is some counseling." She started thinking of who might be able to help them.

"I need somepony with more experience than Twilight and more restraint than Pinkie Pie," Fluttershy said, "I know! I'll go see Rarity! She's an expert on living harmoniously with your marehood!"