Flutterbox

In Carousel Boutique, Rarity the unicorn was in the middle of her daily exercises. She wore a sweatband around her head and stood with a metal pole sticking out of her supple love canal.

Rarity was training her marehood muscles with a vaginal barbell. The device, which she referred to as "Le Magnifique," was made from stainless steel. It was eight inches long and had a weighted sphere on each end. Another metal ball was fashioned in the center of the barbell.

Due to her large number of sexual partners, this workout routine was the only thing that kept Rarity's turgid rosebud from hanging loose. Her constant exercise regimen had kept her jewel box as tight as when she was a blank flank. Training her muscles in this way enabled her to experience enhanced orgasms and more overall pleasure for her and her lovers during sex.

"One. Two. Three. Release. One. Two. Three. Release," Rarity said, as she clenched her concave cornucopia in time to the beat. Perspiration trailed down her face, which caused her to wipe her brow with a washcloth. Rarity did a few more reps before finishing her workout.

"That's about enough for today," Rarity said, breathlessly, "Firm and tight for Saturday night."

After removing and cleaning Le Magnifique with a towel, Rarity kissed it and returned it to its case until her next exercise routine.

"Oh, my precious flower," Rarity said tenderly as she examined her taut marehood in the mirror, "Your petals are now primmed to perfection."

Rarity was just about to review the designs for her latest dress creation, when Fluttershy entered the boutique with a look of desperation in her eyes.

"Rarity, you've got to help me!" Fluttershy said, "My marehood is telling me to have sex!" Rarity looked up at Fluttershy calmly.

"Well, that's only natural, isn't it?" Rarity said, "I get those urges, too. The best advice is to follow your instincts."

"No," Fluttershy said, desperately, "I mean it's literally telling me to have sex." Rarity raised her eyebrow reproachfully.

"Fluttershy, do you remember when Twilight and Pinkie Pie had that long discussion on grammar?" Rarity said, "Twilight reprimanded Pinkie for misusing the word 'literally' when she really just wanted to emphasize a point. I'm afraid you're doing that as well."

"But my marehood really does speak to me!" Fluttershy said.

"As does mine," Rarity said, patronizingly, "She speaks and I listen. It's a beautiful thing we have as mares. I'm glad you've also managed to develop such a strong connection with your marehood."

Fluttershy lifted her tail and pointed her pussy at Rarity, who looked slightly unnerved. Turning her head around, Fluttershy looked at her vagina.

"Go on. Say something," Fluttershy said to her slit, "Tell Rarity how badly you want a thick, slimy horse cock!"

Fluttershy's vagina remained silent. Rarity looked at Fluttershy, who was staring at her vagina as though she was genuinely expecting it to start talking. Rarity began to look concerned and slowly started backing away from Fluttershy.

"No really!" Fluttershy said, as she looked up with wide eyes at Rarity, "My vagina can talk! I can prove it!"

"I'm sure you can," Rarity said, in a voice that was both skeptical and scared.

"Pretty please say something," Fluttershy said to her quiet queefer, "You wouldn't stop talking before!"

Rarity and Fluttershy stared silently at Fluttershy's mute marehood.

"Fluttershy, dear," Rarity said, "You know vaginas can't talk. Maybe you should lie down on Twilight's couch for a while and tell her all about it."

"My marehood already tried talking with Twilight," Fluttershy said, "Twilight got mad after Cootershy insulted her."

"Cootershy?" Rarity said, growing steadily more worried.

""That's what my private parts asked to be called," Fluttershy said, "Cootershy says the word vagina sounds too clinical."

"Of course it does," Rarity said, playing along, "Why wouldn't it?" As the frightened unicorn tried to keep the delusional pegasus talking, Rarity stealthily levitated a needle and thread behind Fluttershy.

"It wasn't just Twilight!" Fluttershy said, "Pinkie Pie also had a conversation with my vagina, so you know I'm not crazy!"

"Of course not, dear, "Rarity said, shaking her head slowly. While pretending to listen politely to Fluttershy's insane ramblings, Rarity levitated some fabric behind the unhinged pegasus. Using her magic, Rarity was quickly trying to sew together a straight jacket made from gold lamé.

"Blast," Rarity thought, "The perfect lace for the cuffs is in the next room."

Being ever the perfectionist, Rarity knew the ensemble wouldn't be complete without lace cuffs. She used her magic to set the straight jacket down and covered it with fabric to prevent Fluttershy from seeing it.

"Would you excuse me for a moment, Fluttershy?" Rarity asked, "I'll be right back. I'm just going to finish up this jacket you simply must wear."

Still swaddled in the fabric, Rarity levitated the straight jacket over Fluttershy's head and into the back room.

"I'll return shortly," Rarity said, trying to wear a calm face, "Whatever you do, don't touch anything."

Glancing around the room at all the needles, pins and various scissors, Rarity let out a gulp. She used her magic to levitate all sharp objects away from Fluttershy.

"I um... need these," Rarity said, "All of them."

Fluttershy barely acknowledged Rarity. All she did was stare at her vagina and kept demanding that it speak.

"Don't go away," Rarity said, "We'll talk some more once I've finished with your jacket." Rarity then closed the door, leaving Fluttershy momentarily alone.

Fluttershy twisted herself around and brought her face as close to her vagina as physically possible.

"Why aren't you talking?!" Fluttershy said in an irritated whisper, "Are you trying to make me look crazy?"

"Maybe I am," Cootershy said, "Let's see how you like not being taken seriously."

"Twilight was right," Fluttershy said, "You are a cunt."

"Such language," Cootershy whispered in mock scorn, "I guess my vulgarity's starting to rub off on you. Why don't you return the favor and rub off on me?"

Before Fluttershy could respond, Rarity burst through the door levitating a fabulous straight jacket in front of her.

"I'm sorry Fluttershy, but you're a deeply disturbed pegasus and need psychiatric help," Rarity said concerned, "Vaginas don't talk."

"Rarity, I'm not crazy!" Fluttershy said, as she backed away from the straight jacket, "Cootershy just wants you to think I'm insane."

"I knew Fluttershy's sexual repression would catch up with her one day," Rarity thought sadly, "A life without orgasms really can drive a mare mad."

"A marehood is an important part of your body," Rarity said, trying desperately to talk some sense into the crazed pegasus, "Your vagina can help you experience pleasures you've never known, but it can't speak. Please listen to me Fluttershy. I want to help cure you of your madness and your virginity."

Cootershy had planned to remain silent, as a way to punish Fluttershy; but something about Rarity's words resonated with Cootershy and compelled the snatch to speak.

"Finally! A voice of reason!" Cootershy said, loudly, "Rarity, I thank you from the bottom of my cervix." Rarity's eye twitched.

"Fluttershy," Rarity said hesitantly, "did your marehood... just speak?" Fluttershy nodded her head frantically. Rarity dropped the straight jacket on the ground and stared at Cootershy. Then, to everyone's surprise, Rarity's face lit up with excitement.

"Oh thank Luna!" Rarity said, "I thought you had gone crazy."

"No," Fluttershy said sadly, "I'm just cursed."

"Cursed?" Rarity said, dubiously, "Why my dear, you don't know how lucky you are! What I wouldn't give to be able to converse with my mound of Venus. I'm sure we'd have so much in common."

"Yeah, you're both loose cunts!" Cootershy whispered to herself. Rarity didn't hear the remark, but Fluttershy did.

Her vagina's crude remarks were mortifying to the reserved pegasus. She would never treat her friends with such disrespect.

"I don't think having a talking vagina is so great," Fluttershy said, sadly, "My private parts are constantly pressuring me to have sex." Rarity stared at her friend sympathetically, trying to put herself in Fluttershy's horseshoes.

"Well, of course you should never feel coerced into intercourse," Rarity said, "but you should still try it. Sex is fun!"

"I'm perfectly happy without it," Fluttershy said, obstinately, "There are more things in life besides sex."

"I agree," Rarity said, "There are more things in life... but none of them are as important as sex."

"What's so great about it?" Fluttershy asked, in a rare moment of confrontation.

"My dear Fluttershy," Rarity said, in a slightly patronizing tone, "Everything in life revolves around sex."

Cootershy became more and more excited as it listened to Rarity's words. Fluttershy's vagina knew that this unicorn worshiped sex like a god and would treat a cunt with the respect it deserved.

"I can't take it anymore!" Cootershy said, enviously, "Your words are too enticing! Rarity, I wanna' be your cunt!"

"What?!" Fluttershy and Rarity said in unison.

"You've got unicorn magic," Cootershy said, pleadingly, "Surely you have a spell that can transfer me over to your body. Let's face it, Fluttershy would be happier without genitals, and together you and I could have all the sex we wanted."

The two mares exchanged meaningful glances.

"Fluttershy, I think your marehood wants a divorce," Rarity said, hesitantly, "Don't you have anything to say?"

Fluttershy tilted her head away from Rarity and looked down at the ground. After a moment of contemplation, she lifted her head with a determined look in her eyes.

"You can have it," Fluttershy said, coldly, "This cunt's been nothing but trouble since it started talking."

Rarity didn't know how to react. She'd never had another pony offer their genitals to her before; at least, not in such a literal manner.

"We'd become the best of friends, you and I," Cootershy said to Rarity, "You wouldn't even have to get rid of your current pussy. Just stick me beside it."

Rarity was taken aback. She contemplated the levels of pleasure she could achieve if she had two clits being teased simultaneously. The temptation was almost too great; but ultimately, she knew she couldn't go through with it. Her goal, after all, was to help Fluttershy.

"As tempting as that is," Rarity said, "I'm going to have to pass."

Fluttershy and her vagina were both crestfallen and each of them sighed glumly.

"But we both want you to do it," Fluttershy and Cootershy said together.

Spike slicked back his scales as he approached Carousel Boutique. He was wearing the sequined bow tie that Rarity had given him. In his claw he held a single red rose, which he planned to present to his one true love.

"Today's the day I confess my love for Rarity," Spike said, "It's the kind of day where nothing could go wrong!"

Walking up to the front door, he was about to knock, when he heard voices inside.

"Please take my marehood, Rarity!" Fluttershy cried, desperately, "You can do whatever you want with my vagina!"

Upon hearing these words, Spike's bow tie and rose drooped, and he hung his head. Without saying anything, the heartbroken dragon slowly walked back towards Ponyville Library. His rose drug along the ground, slowly losing its petals.

"Damn Fluttershy," Spike thought, "Her and her stupid, sexy ventriloquism."

"Maybe masturbation is fine for you and Pinkie and Twilight," Fluttershy said, "But I just don't want to do it."

"Don't misunderstand me," Rarity said, "I wholeheartedly agree with your reluctance to polish your pearl."

After hearing Rarity come out in support of Fluttershy's anti-clopping position, Cootershy started to sweat nervously.

Fluttershy to looked up hopefully at Rarity.

"You mean you think it's alright for me to not touch myself?" Fluttershy said.

"Certainly, darling," Rarity said, "Why should you waste your time and energy pressing your own love button, when there are so many stallions out there who would gladly do it for you? Clopping is the coward's way to orgasm." Cootershy felt instantly relieved.

"Pure poetry," Cootershy said, "Rarity, you magnificent, slutty bitch! You're starting to make me drool." Rarity decided to ignore the crude comments and continue.

"Sex isn't made by what you take, but by what you give," Rarity said, "As the Element of Generosity, I'm also an avatar for amorous affections. A symbol of sexuality..."

"A beacon for beating off to!" Cootershy said, enthusiastically. Rarity glared angrily at Cootershy. The proper unicorn could no longer tolerate the degrading remarks and walked behind Fluttershy to berate her yellow vagina.

"And as for you, you uncouth uterus!" Rarity said, "You're a disgrace to marehoods everywhere! You're gifted with the ability to speak, and yet all you can think to do is spew vulgarities. It's no surprise Fluttershy is so frightened by sex. You've removed any sort of romance and reduced it to carnal filth!"

Struck with shame, Cootershy felt humble and teachable for the first time.

"You're right," Cootershy said, "I've been a selfish cunt. I thought I was doing this to help Fluttershy; but if I'm being honest with myself, all I really cared about was getting stuffed. I'm sorry, Flutters."

Fluttershy got a little choked up by her marehood's sincerity.

"It's alright," Fluttershy said, "I'm sorry for ignoring you and disregarding your needs."

"Does that mean we can get laid?" Cootershy asked excitedly.

Fluttershy winced. Even though she was uncomfortable with the idea of intimacy, Fluttershy knew that she would have to make a compromise if she wanted to save her vaginal relationship.

"I don't know anything about what to do during sex," Fluttershy said, suddenly feeling very hesitant, "I'd feel out of my element."

"But don't you see?" Rarity said, growing excited, "When sex is tender and kind, you can't be out of your element, because your element is kindness!"

Fluttershy's eyes went wide. She slowly felt herself becoming more receptive to new ideas.

"Sex is made by what you give," Fluttershy thought, "It can be selfless and caring."

"Sharing kindness," Fluttershy said, wistfully.

"It's an easy feat," Rarity said, "especially for the Element of Kindness."

Rarity stared at Fluttershy with a sympathetic, yet determined look in her eyes.

"I see now that both you and your vagina need lessons in proper sexual conduct," Rarity said, "Don't worry. When I'm through with your training, you'll leave the stallions begging for more."

Fluttershy gulped and stood at attention as Rarity examined every curvature of her friend's body.

"Since I'm helping you prepare for your first time," Rarity said, as she walked away from Fluttershy and over to her cupboard, "Is there any stallion in particular you fancy?"

"Well,..." Fluttershy said blushing, "I've always liked Big Mac. He's nice."

"Nice and big!" Cootershy said, in an attempt to pervert Fluttershy's statement, "I can't wait for him to tap his bat against my home plate!"

"Patience," Rarity said as she opened a drawer, "Cootershy, you excel in your desire for physical intimacy, but you lack finesse. Fluttershy, on the other hoof, would make for a caring and gentle lover, if only she could overcome her fear of intimacy."

Rarity discretely removed something from the drawer and stepped behind her changing curtain.

"My goal is to bring balance to your sexuality," Rarity said, as she tightened some straps, "When I'm done with our lessons, Cootershy will be more refined and Fluttershy will be more amorous."

Rarity stepped out from behind the curtain with an alabaster dildo hanging between her legs. Fluttershy looked nervous, Cootershy was excited.

"Stick it in me!" Cootershy squealed, "I'm ready!"

"Don't be silly," Rarity said, "Big Mac will be the one to deflower you. This faux stallionhood is for Fluttershy."

"For me?" Fluttershy said nervously, "What do you want me to do?"

"Open wide, darling," Rarity said, "We're going to see how long you can hold your breath."