The Longest Road
Chapter 4: ¿Pinkie... Pie?
Previous ChapterNext ChapterIt’s been six months since I began my mission to investigate and learn more about this world. Unfortunately, my arsenal of knowledge is limited to a collection of books about rocks, crystals, and minerals. Better than nothing, right? At least I’ve read that, in my previous life, babies and young children have an incredible ability to absorb information thanks to all those developing neural connections. Is it true? I don’t know, but if there’s a chance I can learn faster, I’ll make the most of it while I can.
Apparently, I’m not the only one diving into the world of geology. Whenever I start reading, it doesn’t take long for one of my sisters—Maudileena—to join me. She seems to have a fascination with rocks. We sit together silently, engrossed in our respective books. At least her presence helps me blend in a little more.
I haven’t limited myself to studying, though. I’ve also decided to strengthen myself physically. I’ve started pushing anything heavy I can find within reach. Someday, I know I’ll be working with rocks alongside my family, so I figured it’d be a good idea to start building my muscles now. Yes, it’s just rocks, and yes, they’re heavy, but the more I try, the stronger I’ll get.
My family has noticed my little “training sessions.” Inside the house, I push around piles of toys, which mostly consist of smooth stones, and when they let me go outside, I look for small rocks and do my best to move them. Interestingly, whenever I do this, Limestone often joins in. I’m not sure if it’s because she’s training too, she likes to be in charge, or she just sees it as a challenge. But when I take on something much heavier than I can handle, either she or Maudileena steps in to help. It’s kind of sweet but also frustrating—they don’t seem to realize it’s personal training.
As for my parents, they just see it as childish play. To be fair, they’re not wrong. My dad, especially, can’t resist teasing us when he catches us in the act. “Starting so young, already pushing rocks! Those are my kids!” he says, looking at me and my sisters with what I imagine is a very subtle, almost expressionless smile.. Limestone, of course, stands proudly at attention whenever he says this, puffing out her chest as if she’s already the leader of a rock-moving brigade.
So, these past months, I’ve been dedicating myself to training both my mind and body. Hopefully, it’ll come in handy when I decide where I want to go in the future.
But today is a special day—it’s our birthday! Mine and my two sisters’. “The entire farm is in chaos! Festive decorations everywhere, a feast laid out with a towering cake that looks absolutely delicious, and ponies arriving by the dozen. This is a grand celebration!”
…At least, that’s what I wish I could say.
For what feels like the hundredth time, I’m disappointed.
No decorations, no fancy or mouthwatering food, and as for guests? Just our grandparents showed up. I hear we have cousins who work as lumberjacks, but they couldn’t make it because of work. Honestly, this feels more like a casual gathering than a proper birthday party.
After enduring the usual rounds of cheek pinching and nose nuzzles (is all this physical affection really necessary?), I’m scooped up in my dad’s hooves and carried to the designated “kids’ area.” It’s set up in a corner of the living room, surrounded by a low wooden fence. Along the way, I catch a glimpse of the central table in the living room, piled high with cardboard boxes wrapped in newspaper, each with a label stuck on. I assume those are the presents. The wrapping isn’t exactly exciting, but it’s the content that counts, right? A mischievous grin spreads across my face. Here’s hoping one of those gifts is a book that isn’t about rocks. Now that would be an unexpected surprise.
Inside the kids’ area, alongside my two sisters, there’s a soft blanket and a variety of toys: alphabet blocks, rings of various sizes, raggedy dolls… and, of course, some rocks with googly eyes glued onto them. (I get it, we’re rock farmers!)
I let out a resigned sigh. I know I’m only one year old, but come on! I feel like an adult trapped in a “rock-themed daycare.” Sometimes I have the urge to ask for a hot cup of tea and read the politics section of the newspaper, just to preserve my dignity. Instead, we’ve been given apple juice cartons in this tiny prison. I exhale again, this time pure resignation.
All I want to do now is something useful. The problem is, this little enclosure feels like a cage. Sure, I could try to escape, but with the adults keeping watch, they’d catch me in an instant and plop me right back here. I’m at their mercy. My books are out of reach. I suppose, instead, I could take the opportunity to do a bit of exercise.
Over the past few months, I've been practicing pushing and lifting things. I've also been working on gripping objects with my hooves and moving around more to improve my dexterity and agility. It’s not much, but it’s something productive to focus on here. At least I won’t waste my time.
So step aside, babies—watch a superior being train with unmatched dedication!
Immersed in my effort to perfect my grip—though my hooves still didn’t quite cooperate as I wished, at least I could now hold smaller objects more steadily—I barely noticed the murmur of voices around me. The adults were chatting in their usual calm and almost emotionless tone, their words blending into a low hum. I mentally tuned them out, fully engrossed in my self-imposed dexterity challenge.
Then, cutting through the background noise, a voice rose with cheerful familiarity:
“It’s always a joy to see you, son, and even more so to see my grandfoals on their special day,” came a sharp, slightly raspy voice—it was one of my grandmothers.
“And it’s a pleasure to have you here today, Mother,” replied my father as he escorted her toward the corner where my sisters and I sat. “Kids, look who’s here—your Grandma Pie!”
Before I could react, another voice chimed in from the side.
“Don’t forget about Nana Pinkie!” said a second older mare, who appeared to my other grandmother’s left.
...
Both of my grandmothers were here at the same time: Grandma Pie and Nana Pinkie. They stood side by side, right in front of me.
Something about this moment struck a chord deep within me. My heart skipped a beat, and a shiver ran down my spine. Those names—Pie and Pinkie—echoed in my mind like a faint melody I’d once heard but couldn’t quite place. It was impossible. Yet the familiarity was undeniable, clear as day.
Suddenly, a random tidbit of information I’d once brushed off as a curious coincidence clicked into place.
I dropped the small object I had been trying to grip and turned toward the other side of our makeshift playpen, my movements slow, almost mechanical. And there she was: my sister.
A pink filly, the same size as me, with a long, straight mane of the same soft hue that fell over her deep blue eyes. She was sitting there, obliviously stacking wooden blocks, unaware of the storm of recognition her presence was stirring within me.
Fragmented memories began piecing themselves together. That pink coat, the peculiar hair, those wide, expressive eyes—even though they were calm now, they seemed to hold a latent, boundless energy. Pinkie Pie. Of course, she looked a little different—straighter mane, less of the boundless joy I associated with her—but there was no mistaking it. This was her. Or at least, someone exactly like her.
The realization hit me like a lightning bolt. Equestria… this wasn’t just a world of colorful, talking ponies. In my previous life, I’d seen this place somewhere before. It hadn’t been much—just something I occasionally glimpsed on TV while eating or overthinking life. But now, it all made sense.
This world… it was the same one from My Little Pony.
For a moment, my mind reeled, struggling to process the surreal truth. How had I not seen it before? The talking ponies, the names, the vibrancy of everything… But with all the trauma and doubts clouding my thoughts, that piece of my past life’s memories had stayed buried. Now, it was all surfacing at once. And there she was—Pinkie Pie, or rather, Pinkamena Diane Pie—at the moment.
I froze as the weight of the realization sank in. Somehow, in this bizarre twist of fate, I had been reincarnated into the very universe of My Little Pony.
She must have noticed the intensity of my stare because she looked up from her blocks, tilting her head with a curious expression. Her large eyes locked onto mine, filled with innocent curiosity.
There we were: Pinkamena and I, in this peculiar playpen surrounded by toys, the murmur of adults filling the room around us. She started waddling toward me, her steps unsteady but determined. Meanwhile, I remained rooted in place, utterly paralyzed as memories and feelings surged through me in a chaotic storm.
Just as I was considering whether to speak or remain silent, a familiar shadow loomed over us.
“There you are!” my mother exclaimed as she scooped me up in her hooves. I noticed my father and Nana Pinkie doing the same with Pinkamena and Marble.
The adults carried us into the center of the living room, placing us down on a large rug near the fireplace. A rocking chair sat in one corner, a large couch and an armchair occupying the other side. The three of us were placed side by side, with me awkwardly situated in the middle.
I heard murmurs around us before watching my father, Igneous, stand tall before everyone. He leaned toward us and, with enthusiasm, announced loudly and clearly for all present:
“We are gathered here today to celebrate the first birthday of our three little foals: Pinkamena Diane Pie, the eldest of the three, Marble Pie, the second, and lastly, the youngest by a few minutes, Echorellian Crumble Pie.”
My grandparents nodded solemnly before stomping their hooves on the floor —apparently the equine version of clapping— joined by my parents and my two older sisters.
Meanwhile, I couldn’t tear my eyes away from my sister Pinkamena—or better yet, future Pinkie Pie.
If my reincarnation had already been cosmically ridiculous, it now felt universally absurd. Of all the possibilities, I ended up in the world of an animated show. Really? This has to be some kind of joke.
And to top it off, I’m younger than her. For the love of everything holy, I thought my dignity couldn’t sink any lower, yet here I am.
From the center of the room, the three of us were the focus of my grandparents’ attention as they fawned over us with comments like, “How adorable they look together!” and somehow, I fall lower.
The rest of the gathering unfolded like any other, at least after the mind-blowing discovery that had detonated in my head. After the obligatory photo session and unwrapping of gifts (most of which were stone figurines and rags), our grandparents began saying their goodbyes and heading back to their homes.
The three of us were eventually returned to our blessed crib. From where I lay, I could see Pinkie peacefully sleeping.
Bloody hell! I’m in the world of the show.
This is all moving way too fast! I’ve barely had time to process that I’m in Equestria, and now it turns out Pinkie Pie is my sister... which means the timeline of the series could be unfolding right before my eyes! This isn’t just about adapting anymore; I’m in the real Equestria, and that changes everything!
The idea of infinite universes sounds theoretically plausible. Maybe in another world, Equestria is just a story, but here, it’s reality. And me... I’ve been tossed into this story as if I were just another character. Something—or someone—seriously screwed up my reincarnation big time. And now what? Am I supposed to risk the fate of this world?
I know I might sound paranoid, but this is real. With the famous “butterfly effect,” even the tiniest change in history could have catastrophic consequences. What if, by some accidental action, I alter the course of a crucial event? What if one of those supervillains who threaten Equestria actually wins because the ponies who are supposed to stop them aren’t where they need to be—or worse, because they die trying?
I still remember that episode where Twilight traveled through time and saw alternate timelines full of chaos and destruction. That nightmare could become a reality here if I mess something up, even slightly. This isn’t a game!
This world, this Equestria, is as fragile as a spider’s web, and every step I take here could be like dropping a stone onto it. My heart pounds wildly, as if trying to warn me of the invisible danger posed by every tiny action I make. I press a hoof to my chest, trying to focus on the pressure to find some stability, but the frantic rhythm doesn’t let up. I can’t let this world collapse because of a mistake—my mistake. A slip, a lapse in judgment, a single misstep... and it could all come crashing down.
Breathe. Calm down. “If you’re freaking out, take a breath.”
I exhale deeply, feeling the weight in my mind begin to lift. Alright. Alright. At least I can start thinking. From the right perspective, this might be manageable... maybe. Pinkie is my sister, but that doesn’t mean I have to change how things are supposed to be. I just have to stay out of it—keep my distance from the other protagonists, from the pivotal events, from everything that’s supposed to happen in its time.
It’s settled: I just have to be a background character. If I stay out of the way, as invisible as a rock in a field, things should progress smoothly. I can exist in this world without jeopardizing the flow of the story. I won’t do anything that alters the balance, draws attention, or changes the course of events. Just… don’t stand out.
But… wait… now that I think about it, this new plan slams the door shut on countless possibilities. If I have to stay this far removed, how many choices are now out of my reach? I can’t simply be here; I must constantly worry about not changing anything. My very existence is an unknown variable in this timeline, and every ripple, every minor detour I might have considered, is now off-limits.
What happens if I cross paths with an important character someday? I can’t intervene, not even if I see them about to get hurt, right? That chance to be more than a shadow… it’s forbidden to me. And what about times when I must make a decision that involves someone significant? No matter how small it seems, isn’t that enough to unleash unforeseen changes? If I have to avoid every significant event at all costs, then doesn’t that mean life-defining choices are closed off to me?
Am I just going to be a background pony? A careful step here, a cautious step there, without ever taking any action that carries risk? I’ll be a spectator in my own existence, never really moving forward. Any chance of becoming something in this world has already been snuffed out, and any attempt to achieve greatness… what would that be, then? A danger that could upset the story’s course.
I must live on the sidelines, in a neutral space, where every choice must be weighed, and most of the time, the correct answer will be to do nothing at all. The irony is absurd: in a world where magic, adventure, and heroes are everywhere, I’ll have to be the only one who slips by unnoticed, avoiding shiny paths and open doors.
Before me stretches the decision tree I created long ago—a map of all I imagined for my life, branching out in infinite directions. Careers, hobbies, studies, paths I could have taken… all those dreams now stand before me, turning ethereal and fading one by one, like ink dissolving in water.
I can feel my world shrinking, the walls closing in around me. The life of a mere spectator… a background character. An existence without influence, without impact. The sense of confinement is so strong I can barely breathe. My own thoughts are suffocating me, as if every lost decision is stealing a breath from me.
"If you’re freaking out, take a breath."
No. Not again. I refuse to be a secondary character in my own life. This time, I won’t sit on the sidelines, watching the world pass me by. I won’t give up without a fight, and I won’t let the fear of messing something up paralyze me. Sure, I have no idea what I’m going to do or where this path will lead, but I won’t let my decision tree wither into a dried-up shrub.
The risk is there; I accept it. The possibility of making mistakes exists, but what life is worth living without them? For now, I’m in a safe position—a mere colt in Rockville, far from the heart of great stories and major characters. Here, I’m free. If I want to do something, this is the moment. Right here, right now.
Maybe I don’t yet know which path to take, but I won’t let walls and limitations stop me. Perhaps I won’t become a legend, a hero, or anyone who alters Equestria’s destiny, but I’ll be me. I’ll create my own story and live it my way, no matter what.
I can feel the walls slowly receding. The air begins to flow again, and the life that once seemed so limited now shows its possibilities.
What a stressful birthday for someone who just turned one.
Author's Note
Echo is reading every book he can get his hooves on, although most are about rocks. He’s also starting to train physically.
He has just turned one year old.
He has discovered the truth about the world he was reincarnated into,. He mainly worries about dramatically altering the future, like in the movies.
However, he has decided that won’t limit what he plans to do in the future.
Fun Facts:
- Originally, the birthday scene was going to feature many more relatives with simple food and decorations. However, since the Pie family wasn’t supposed to know the joy of a party yet, it was changed to a much simpler gathering with just the grandparents.
- Although an extended family was ultimately not added to the party, there is a mention of lumberjack cousins who were introduced in a comic.
- About grandmothers, in the show Pinkamena mentions Nanny Pinkie and Grandma Pie.
- Also originally, there was going to be a mention of the moon that would be another piece of information for Echo to realize which world he was reborn in, but I discarded it because the meeting would be held during the day, while at night they are always allowed to rest inside the crib, which would be the most common.
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