Since Twilight's coronation, things in Ponyville have gotten pretty boring. Things seemed to work themselves out. Monsters or villains aren't stirring up trouble each week, the school is in good hooves, and while everypony stayed busy there just seemed to be less to do now.

This makes for a very bored Rainbow Dash.

So when she spots Starlight Glimmer with an awesome sword going to some duel, there's nothing she can do but follow. Let's see how it turns out.

Was cursed with the idea by a hilarious segment from the podcast Kill James Bond. You too can be cursed with knowledge here!

Many thanks to MerchantofMisrata for putting up with me and proofreading this mess!