"Hey, boss, " Sarah asked me as she stood beside me. We examined the mirror; I stared at the mirror with a curious look in my eyes. "Yeah, go ahead and back to work."

Sarah sighed in relief gave me a greatful look before she left my office, soon after a light blue figure slowly stepped through Her first response when finding me was a reaction, her eyes were widening.

"What the buck are you supposed to be?

"I could ask you the same question," I spoke, causing her eyes to soften.

Huh, rainbow-colored hair...

"Oh, it's just a stallion," The blue one said dismissively. "for a moment, I thought you were an actual monster or something..."

"I am a monster...if you provoke me enough."

"That's cute." she said with a grin, "What you gonna do, cry to your mare?"

"I don't have a mare." I said flatly, "Nor do I need you."

"The buck is that supposed to mean?" she asked with a raised eyebrow, "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to lie to a mare?"

"Fuck not, buck." I corrected, "And watch your language in the library."

"This place is a library? the blue pony asked. Looking upwards, she tilted her head all the way back, "What in the name of Celestia?"

"Who's Celestia.",

"You've been living under a rock or something, buddy?' the blue one asked, looking at me with a deadpanned expression.

I stared at her flatly.

"Her name is Princess Celestia. She is the ruler of Equestria." the blue one clarified.

"Never heard of such a place." I retorted flatly.

There was a moment of silence as now it was her turn to stare flatly.

"What?"

"Also, put some clothes on." I said, "I am trying my best to be respectful."

Her eyes looked down and smirked, looking back up; "Oh, I see what it is...you like what you see?"

"I flushed slightly, "Put some clothes e on."

"Or what?." She got into my face, "What are you gonna do about it, huh? You're just a stallion..."

"Miss uh..."

"Rainbow dash..." She whispered in my ear, "But you can call me mommy as soon as I am through with-" I kicked her through the portal. Tried too, she sidestepped, "Okay, Okay, Celestia! You really are a hard pussy to crack, huh?"

What...

"You mean...a hard nut to crack?" I asked flatly.

"No, that sounds stupid." Rainbow snorted.

"Ok..." I stared at her flatly, my eyes actually unconciously lingering down her form, damn, curves, slight abbs, an impressive bust and a nice ass...

"Oh yeah keep looking, I know I am awesome, " Rainbow dash teased doing a small pose as she flexed her wings.

I coughed as I immediately looked up, cheeks flushing gently, "I wasn't looking."

She lashed out, grabbing me by the waist before bringing me close to her, our bodies were touching and due to her nudity, it was actually kind of making me extremely uncomfortable...good or bad? Er, Both? I don't really know. "YOu don't have to lie." She whispered huskily...

"Hands off," I mumbled under my breath,

Rainbow did slow kisses down my neck electing small shivers, "Or what?"

"How many men do you do this to?" I tried to wriggle free, but her grip was too strong.

"Honestly, none..." Rainbow's ears actually fell flat on her head at that, but perked back up, "But that's because I'm too awesome for any stallion to handle."

"Right..." Thanks to that distraction, I trailed off, slowly prying her off of me, "So Rainbow Dash was it?"

"Yeah, stud?"

"What..." I trailed off and looked at her flatly before shaking my head, "Weird name aside, how did you get here..."

Rainbow Dash stared at me for a long moment before she shook her head.

"What?"

"I...don't want to tell you about that."

"What?" I asked, a small grin growing at her embarrassed look, "What's the matter?"

"Shut it..." She hissed, "Nothing is wrong I said I don't want to talk about it..."

"Does it have anything to do with being nude in front of me?"

She blushed furiously as she looked at me, "No...no, it doesn't."

It was a clear lie...

."Ok," I said with a small grin, "So aliens have those habits too."

She pinned me to the wall again, her glare heated, "I said shut it..."

"Or what.." I hissed with a glare.

She glared at me b right back, before she did something that caught me off guard, she pressed my lips to hers, , my eyes widened in shock as her lips forcefully pressed onto mine before she broke, a small smirk slowly formed on her face.

"I am unimpressed," I said, breathing slightly heavier.

"Why do I not believe you?" Rainbow smirked, her hand trailing down my sides and sending small shivers down my spine.

"You do this to every guy you meet?" I asked, trying to break free, but her grip was surprisingly strong.

"Not every stallion can handle somepony as awesome as me." Rainbow said with a smirk, though I caught a hint of depression in her eyes, "And you already asked that.."

I smiled as I slowly slid out of her grasp while she was distracted, "I know.."

"I...hey!"

"Sorry, but you'll have to try harder than that." I said, amused, "I wasn't raised to be no simp."

She glared at me, but her smirk grew, "Challenge accepted."

"Good now get some clothes on, this is a public library, alien or not no nudity allowed here."

"How do you know we were not always like this?" Rainbow asked teasingly, "Maybe we are just naturally naked. Have you ever thought about that?"

I stared hard at her; my expression shifted into a deadpanned one.

There was a long moment of silence before Rainbow pouted.

"Fine! Got any clothes to spare?"

"No."

"What?" Rainbow looked me up and down, "Your outfit looks pretty nice."

"No."

"Why not?"

"These are the only clothes I have on me."

"I think you look more awesome without them on."

"Rainbow, I am a skinny ass man."

"So?"

I stared at her for a long moment; she rolled her eyes before she glanced back at the mirror, looked back at me, and then looked back, "So...I guess I just walk back in?" she asked uncertainly.

"Yeah."

She looked at the mirror, then back at me, then back at the mirror, then back at me, before she yanked me into another passionate kiss, causing my eyes to widen once again before she broke, smirked at me, and jumped through.

I fell on my ass with a thud and took a deep breath, the events of what just happened running through my head,

I stared at nothingness for a long moment as my mind processed everything.

"What...." I managed to get out eventually, "What the fuck."

Author's Note

This was fun! Post your thoughts, I love to hear them, take care.